You won $900 million: what do?

10-18-2018, 08:54 PM

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I'd start an international escort service.

10-18-2018, 09:06 PM

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#92

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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩

Lawyer up, hit the gym, delete ********/ all social media

nice

srs

10-18-2018, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩

I'd start an international escort service.

Why?

I think getting an mba would be fun and I’d feel better about my money m
Would check out Australia and New Zealand
Surf somewhere and smash beach chicks

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10-18-2018, 09:15 PM

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I would start a business. Hire a chit ton of the best engineers and consultants and then make another 50 billion. I would then use that money and invest it in educational software and chit like that.

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10-18-2018, 09:28 PM

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#95

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Funny how everyone is talking about investing and not how they would spend the mone

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10-18-2018, 09:43 PM

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#96

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Originally Posted By Fit1NYC⏩

Funny how everyone is talking about investing and not how they would spend the mone

I would buy this mansion in hidden hills that I had my eye on, and maybe also a condo in West Hollywood. I would custom build my dream mansion. I would buy the new Bentley Continental GT, if I could find a Lamborghini Centanario for sale I would buy it, but if not I would just buy a Lamborghini Aventador SVJ. I would buy a LaFerarri. I would buy a range rover. Maybe a Bugatti. I would also buy a nice Rolex watch.

I would buy fractional jet ownership in a Global 7500, and maybe a Boeing 787-9 BBJ if I can afford it. I'd probably spend a lot of money ****ing the hottest escorts and porn stars I could find. I'd have 3somes and orgies and all that. I don't know what else.

10-18-2018, 09:47 PM

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Spend a night of wild orgies with hookers and crack.

Then think of another way to spend the rest of the $899,999,950

10-18-2018, 09:47 PM

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#98

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Buy BB.com, make Proudmanlet CEO with a 10K/Day salary.

I'd make a huge dog and a huge cat sanctuary for abandon animals.

I'd try to start a news agency where we just report positive things. There are a lot of people out there doing great things but you'll never hear about them. In an event like a school shooting, they wouldn't even mention the shooters name or anything about them, just the people who did good things, the heros. All the negative stuff will be covered by the other networks.

Anything left over, it's hookers and blow.

10-18-2018, 10:39 PM

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make a post on the misc saying " I won $900 million what do?" srs

10-18-2018, 11:05 PM

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"As a public agency, all documents held by Washington's Lottery are subject to the Public Records Act. Lottery prizes may be claimed in the name of a legally formed entity, such as a trust. However, in the event of a public records request, the documents forming the artificial entity may be released, thereby revealing the individual names of winners."

Gay AF. How do we get around this brahs

10-18-2018, 11:05 PM

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#101

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I think I could put a downpayment for a house in Vancouver with that money.

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10-18-2018, 11:31 PM

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#102

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Originally Posted By Tormoz⏩

"As a public agency, all documents held by Washington's Lottery are subject to the Public Records Act. Lottery prizes may be claimed in the name of a legally formed entity, such as a trust. However, in the event of a public records request, the documents forming the artificial entity may be released, thereby revealing the individual names of winners."

Gay AF. How do we get around this brahs

You can do a trust within a trust, or a LLC owned by a trust, or some combination of the 3. I read an article on it a while back but I don't remember the exact details.

10-19-2018, 01:47 AM

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#103

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what is all this trust and lawyer talk?

who gives a fuk if people know you won??? I wouldn't. I know that family members start asking for money out of nowhere, doesnt mean you have to give it to them. I'd be stingy as **** still, only help people i know when really needed. Its my fuking money. Just don't invest in stupid **** and don't believe people who try to scam you.

Hey man you won! thats a lot of money!

Yup!

Can you help me out?

Nope!

;-)

10-19-2018, 01:54 AM

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#104

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Originally Posted By Mongoose_Man⏩

what is all this trust and lawyer talk?

who gives a fuk if people know you won??? I wouldn't. I know that family members start asking for money out of nowhere, doesnt mean you have to give it to them. I'd be stingy as **** still, only help people i know when really needed. Its my fuking money. Just don't invest in stupid **** and don't believe people who try to scam you.

Hey man you won! thats a lot of money!

Yup!

Can you help me out?

Nope!

Who cares? You do realize people can track you down just by your name if they really tried. It basically opens the doors up for harassment, stalking, kidnapping and murder.

Kindness is all that matters in life

10-19-2018, 02:01 AM

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#105

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Originally Posted By JayDubbs932⏩

So many ppl ITT in debt...wtf how

The entire Western world is living inside a massive debt bubble which will definitely burst in the next few years. Student loan debt bubble, Mortgage bubble, Credit card debt bubble, Bubble butts, Bubbles of bubbles,etc. Props to you if you have zero debt.

There's not enough cash in existence to pay off America's debt.

I just came here on the internet to lie

10-19-2018, 03:25 AM

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#106

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Originally Posted By Mongoose_Man⏩

what is all this trust and lawyer talk?

who gives a fuk if people know you won??? I wouldn't. I know that family members start asking for money out of nowhere, doesnt mean you have to give it to them. I'd be stingy as **** still, only help people i know when really needed. Its my fuking money. Just don't invest in stupid **** and don't believe people who try to scam you.

Hey man you won! thats a lot of money!

Yup!

Can you help me out?

Nope!

You should look up the lottery winners that got murdered shortly after winning. That might answer your question.

10-19-2018, 05:07 AM

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#107

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I'd buy a mansion and I'd let 15 prime 8+/10 females live in it for free in exchange of me picking any of them at any time to bang.

And If any of them gets below the 8/10 misc rating I'd have to replace her with a fresh one, so they'd need to look their best at all times.

And I'd invest the rest of the money just so I can keep this situation stable, I'd be the king of my own world brother

I'd also have to hire a professional female nutritionist to give me the proper sex performance based nutrition programs just so I could keep up with all the sex I am getting, and I'd bang her on the side too to spice my sex life up with my 15 partners

10-19-2018, 06:57 AM

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#108

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I’d take all the cash in lump sum and reinvest it by buying all the lotto tickets out there. Rinse and repeat

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10-19-2018, 07:48 AM

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#109

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Originally Posted By googleccd⏩

I'd buy a mansion and I'd let 15 prime 8+/10 females live in it for free in exchange of me picking any of them at any time to bang.

And If any of them gets below the 8/10 misc rating I'd have to replace her with a fresh one, so they'd need to look their best at all times.

And I'd invest the rest of the money just so I can keep this situation stable, I'd be the king of my own world brother

I'd also have to hire a professional female nutritionist to give me the proper sex performance based nutrition programs just so I could keep up with all the sex I am getting, and I'd bang her on the side too to spice my sex life up with my 15 partners

You’d get me too so fast andsued
Sounds like model housing

Anyway adding Alex tanner to my list

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10-19-2018, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted By Mongoose_Man⏩

what is all this trust and lawyer talk?

Your life as you know it is basically over if people find out you're that kind of rich.

I live in a poverty Rust Belt city and won't even admit to making six figures. Putting aside that I'd be home invaded within 48 hours if someone thought I had hundreds of millions, probably 20% of these people are barely avoiding an opiate-driven psychotic break and will post crazy things about anyone with a life on Craigslist and Topix to try to mess with them because they're bored. Just being mentioned in the news will bring out the crazies.

Real life example:

https://law.justia.com/cases/federal...727/110682/34/

When you actually have something to lose, privacy is unbelievably important.

Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.

10-19-2018, 08:05 AM

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#111

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Give it away. Already worth way more.

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10-19-2018, 08:10 AM

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I would send random people $10/15 on venmo with funny "what's it for" messages.

Build a sex toy museum in my home.

I would buy every house on my old street and turn it into a party block where me and the boyos can do whatever the fuk we want.

idk all kinds of ill sh*t

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10-19-2018, 08:13 AM

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Buy the misk and get rid of all the incels, cucks, sloots.

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10-19-2018, 08:18 AM

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Life wouldn't change too much in the short term. I still have kids in grammar/High school, so don't want to screw them up.

The one thing money gives you the ability to do is screw up your kids...

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10-19-2018, 08:23 AM

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First thing I'd do is play this to my colleagues on my phone:

I live in a town with one of the highest suicide rates in the UK, so the second thing I'd be doing is looking to relocate.

fist yourself

10-19-2018, 08:26 AM

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Id be looking out of my mansion window like this for the next 20 years

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10-19-2018, 08:49 AM

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#117

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build a bigger basement
purchase lifetime pron subscriptions instead of monthly
upgrade my pc 2x2080ti and a 8k monitor
upgrade my internet so i can pirate more games
invest the rest in bitcoin