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Thread: Would you suck a dink for use of a time machine? (1 suck per 1 use)

post 1566053871 11-12-2018, 02:31 PM
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I'd suck without the opportunity to travel in time...But I got to be attracted on a level based on my likes and interests...
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post 1566054121 11-12-2018, 02:34 PM
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living wi th the knowledge that i sucked one dick is worth the massive quality of life boost I could give my parents and family
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post 1566054311 11-12-2018, 02:36 PM
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Lmao, count me in for two trips. One to hit up the past, the other to come back




Nohomo of course
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post 1566055311 11-12-2018, 02:46 PM
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ITT we learn that someone tricked opie into thinking he had a time machine
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post 1566055401 11-12-2018, 02:47 PM
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peterplsss you gotta be at least half a fruit to think up this scenario
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post 1566055691 11-12-2018, 02:50 PM
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Yes I would suck dinks for heroin
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post 1566055891 11-12-2018, 02:53 PM
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STRONG no homo but if you’re telling me I could travel back in time and buy the winning ticket for that $1.6 billion lottery a few weeks ago then I’d even play with the balls





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post 1566056051 11-12-2018, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
peterplsss you gotta be at least half a fruit to think up this scenario
Lmao you know your ass would be traveling all the fuk over in time for no reason.
Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
STRONG no homo but if you’re telling me I could travel back in time and buy the winning ticket for that $1.6 billion lottery a few weeks ago then I’d even play with the balls

No homo of course
Lmao
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post 1566056221 11-12-2018, 02:58 PM
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I think the real question here is if you could suck only 1 dink for 1 time travel, would you go to the past or the future?
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post 1566056331 11-12-2018, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Thefokusas⏩
I think the real question here is if you could suck only 1 dink for 1 time travel, would you go to the past or the future?
You can suk more than 1 dink for more uses. Each suk is 1 use
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post 1566056401 11-12-2018, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By MattyMiscer⏩
STRONG no homo but if you’re telling me I could travel back in time and buy the winning ticket for that $1.6 billion lottery a few weeks ago then I’d even play with the balls





No homo of course
just travel back to the 1950s and give ur teenage self a sports almanac
post 1566056441 11-12-2018, 03:01 PM
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Keep the time machine, just give me the dink
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post 1566056491 11-12-2018, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
just travel back to the 1950s and give ur teenage self a sports almanac
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post 1566057591 11-12-2018, 03:17 PM
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No because i'm not a *******
post 1566058011 11-12-2018, 03:21 PM
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lol if you did this and ended up a billionaire and got murdered...
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post 1566058871 11-12-2018, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
You can suk more than 1 dink for more uses. Each suk is 1 use
Lmao peter over here like “SUCK ALL THE DINKS YOU WANT! Why limit yourself?!”
Originally Posted By TimeTravelerBro⏩
No because i'm not a *******
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post 1566058971 11-12-2018, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
So basically what we are left with here is the reality that if we go back in time to a place before the dick sucking, we're okay because it hasn't happened yet but if we go into the future we're gay as fuk?
Lmfao!
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post 1566059031 11-12-2018, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Thefokusas⏩
I think the real question here is if you could suck only 1 dink for 1 time travel, would you go to the past or the future?
I'd go back in time a couple of weeks to that $900M lotto that nobody won

Basically, the question is whether it's worth it to suck 1 dink for $900M.

Plus if you go back in time as pointed out above, the dink sucking never happened.

No brainer.
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