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Thread: Missionary tries to convert remote island tribe & gets turned into human pincushion.

post 1566830251 11-21-2018, 04:50 PM
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Trying to civilize the uncivilized has not really uh..

It was for the best.
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post 1566830361 11-21-2018, 04:53 PM
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post 1566830491 11-21-2018, 04:56 PM
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From the Google reviews page lmao:
Beautiful island! Pristine beaches and amazing food. The best part was the hospitality though, the locals even hunted for me .They must have been aiming for something behind me though because they acideacciden got me in the chest with an arrow.
post 1566830541 11-21-2018, 04:57 PM
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I'm fine with this.
post 1566830701 11-21-2018, 04:59 PM
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LMFAO what did he expext would happen? Some religious people are seriously delusional thinking that their religion will protect them. Just doesnt work that way
post 1566832211 11-21-2018, 05:25 PM
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What did he expect would happen? They don't speak English and they're known to attack anyone that tries to visit the island. What other way could he have possibly imagined this playing out?
post 1566832381 11-21-2018, 05:28 PM
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it's kinda ridiculous there's a protected civilization and they get their own private island undistrubed... there's nothing we can learn from them, there just people governing themselves

it's an exclusive club really..
post 1566832501 11-21-2018, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By devopsengineer⏩
Well maybe they don't like your pope. I don't blame them. I bet they would convert to Orthodox Christianity.
Go find out and report back
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post 1566832781 11-21-2018, 05:35 PM
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Feel bad for the guy but at the same time have to lol at the fact that he spent three years planning this trip and lasted all of three seconds
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post 1566832891 11-21-2018, 05:36 PM
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OMG...

I wonder if they cooked him and ate his ass.
post 1566833011 11-21-2018, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Tunabolt⏩
OMG...

I wonder if they cooked him and ate his ass.
I'm talking about his booty, btw.
post 1566833381 11-21-2018, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
looks like he got the point.
lmfao
post 1566833801 11-21-2018, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By AtomicVeggie⏩
Feel bad for the guy but at the same time have to lol at the fact that he spent three years planning this trip and lasted all of three seconds
Lmao
post 1566834021 11-21-2018, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By AtomicVeggie⏩
Feel bad for the guy but at the same time have to lol at the fact that he spent three years planning this trip and lasted all of three seconds
Like a Miscer chloroforming his first 'girlfriend'
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post 1566834181 11-21-2018, 05:56 PM
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saw the word missionary. didnt see link to porn video. means op is a ***gggggggot
post 1566834211 11-21-2018, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
good luck with that

Full plate mail on a motorbike with a flamethrower blasting the immigrant song

Could you imagine the sheer terror they would experience?
post 1566834821 11-21-2018, 06:06 PM
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Alpha as fck. Wonder what the world would look like if Columbus suffered the same fate. And yes, I know Columbus wasn't a missionary.
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post 1566835641 11-21-2018, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Alpha as fck. Wonder what the world would look like if Columbus suffered the same fate. And yes, I know Columbus wasn't a missionary.
He still brought diseases that wiped out the Natives
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Butthey were also observed engaging in group sex on a beach on March 29, 1970, according to Indian anthropologist, Triloknath Pandit.

He wrote of the scene: 'They all began shouting some incomprehensible words. We shouted back and gestured to indicate that we wanted to be friends. The tension did not ease.

'At this moment, a strange thing happened – a woman paired off with a warrior and sat on the sand in a passionate embrace. This act was being repeated by other women, each claiming a warrior for herself, a sort of community mating, as it were.

'Thus did the militant group diminish. This continued for quite some time and when the tempo of this frenzied dance of desire abated, the couples retired into the shade of the jungle.'
I can't believe no one is talking about this part of the article yet. Imagine hanging out at the beach all day and having orgies everyday hhnnngghh.
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post 1566839321 11-21-2018, 07:14 PM
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IDK if anyone pointed this out.

But they shot him before he came on shore or w/e was because he could have brought infections/diseases that the indigenous tribe wasn't immune to according to scientist.
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post 1566839871 11-21-2018, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Burgerbuger⏩
Sorry I don't feel sorry for him at all.

According to Wiki there's only around 40 islanders left. In the 1900s+ there 100+. I wonder what's causing the decline in population and what is will it be in coming years.
incest can only keep so many alive.
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post 1566840051 11-21-2018, 07:22 PM
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So these guys basically kill anyone who comes near, no questions asked?

I can only assume there was an incident that lead to this. I'm sure contact with anyone could be fatal for them so I suppose they are justified in clapping people on sight
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died trying to convert them....

shot with arrows as soon as he set foot on the island...




Did he have a big sign, that was written in their language?
Was he shouting with a megaphone?
Did he email them?
There is no they…
post 1566845151 11-21-2018, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By rikugunchusa⏩
So these guys basically kill anyone who comes near, no questions asked?

I can only assume there was an incident that lead to this. I'm sure contact with anyone could be fatal for them so I suppose they are justified in clapping people on sight
It’s well documented that they shoot anyone who comes near. There have only been a few friendly encounters, every other time intruders were met with arrows.

There’s YT videos of them pointing arrows at people taping them from a boat
post 1566847011 11-21-2018, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
laws are different on North Sentinal Island, soyo



so much this



That just makes it funnier TBH

That idiot actually thought he could CONVERT THEM TO CHRISTIANITY!!! LMAO!!! Just look at them!! You cant convert that bruh
You can if you kill some and make the others watch, it's how it was spread to the new world.
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
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post 1566847281 11-21-2018, 09:35 PM
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Why don't we send in Seal team 6 to go in the middle of the night and kidnap one of these guys, bring him back, get information from them about the tribe and try and use this guy we kidnap to try and build a diplomatic relationship with them.
post 1566847351 11-21-2018, 09:36 PM
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can't blame them

I'd like to do the same to most overly-preachy religious folk
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