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post 1567105231 11-25-2018, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.


Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.

I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.

Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
league is a mindset boyo. Glad you did something, even if nothing comes from it
post 1567105361 11-25-2018, 05:26 PM
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One of you ******* ate that nasty black girls poosy? Did you ever smash another girl after?
post 1567105561 11-25-2018, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
lmao damn houstonmiscer wanted that latina, eyein her up
post 1567105831 11-25-2018, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
huh? i'm not calling myself trash. i'm calling that ghoulish dreaded creature trash.
lol'd hard
post 1567107401 11-25-2018, 05:50 PM
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Sounds like you brahs had a good time, feels good man
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post 1567107741 11-25-2018, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Pic:

Y'all look like everyday kinda ppl !
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post 1567107861 11-25-2018, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
Y'all look like everyday kinda ppl !
whats this supposed to even mean lmao
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post 1567108161 11-25-2018, 06:02 PM
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post 1567109041 11-25-2018, 06:14 PM
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Oh I like that picture of you guys.Hope you had a good time!
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post 1567109161 11-25-2018, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
whats this supposed to even mean lmao
This lmao, sounds like a shot but I have no idea what's being said.
post 1567109201 11-25-2018, 06:16 PM
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surprised they didn't kick you out for bringing in a weapon
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post 1567109421 11-25-2018, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
whats this supposed to even mean lmao
Meaning I expected autist cheeto dusted basement dwellers and got your normal kinda ppl
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post 1567109931 11-25-2018, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
never ever ever going to a bar in cypress again.
Which bar? Cypress brah is curious.
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post 1567110301 11-25-2018, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Btw why wasn't sword there? Did you guys offer but he said he was busy or did he not even get an invite?
The plans we made were kind of in the moment. Plus sword lives all the way in Austin. I think the three of us meeting up would be pretty fukn awesome though.
Originally Posted By 69Lbs⏩
One of you ******* ate that nasty black girls poosy? Did you ever smash another girl after?
-It was her stank ass
-I didn't put my tongue in that chit
-No

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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
Y'all look like everyday kinda ppl !
Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
Meaning I expected autist cheeto dusted basement dwellers and got your normal kinda ppl

Well at least we exceeded your expectations lol.
Originally Posted By HairyWBush⏩
surprised they didn't kick you out for bringing in a weapon
Well I kept my cawk in my pants that night so I didn't raise any suspicion.
Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
Which bar? Cypress brah is curious.
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post 1567111191 11-25-2018, 06:44 PM
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post 1567111371 11-25-2018, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By whey2exotic⏩
Meaning I expected autist cheeto dusted basement dwellers and got your normal kinda ppl
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post 1567113341 11-25-2018, 07:11 PM
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Well it's on now.

EDIT: This is my message lol. Not hers.



I'll report back with results.


Or not.
post 1567113611 11-25-2018, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson⏩
Oh chit, she wants the d.
That's my message lmao.
post 1567113871 11-25-2018, 07:19 PM
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Dang, your phone already gave you an L for this one
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post 1567118691 11-25-2018, 08:19 PM
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Houston Miscer has a thing for black men.
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post 1567125021 11-25-2018, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By rekonstructed⏩
Houston Miscer has a thing for black men.
all the cool miscers i've met just so happen to be black. i can't make this chit up
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post 1567131311 11-26-2018, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted By rekonstructed⏩
Houston Miscer has a thing for black men.
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
all the cool miscers i've met just so happen to be black. i can't make this chit up
Totally not your fault since once you go black, you'll never go back - you caught it. Sword will always be your first, he owns you.
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post 1567131561 11-26-2018, 12:26 AM
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this thread brought the lels

thx HM and OP
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
post 1567132021 11-26-2018, 12:45 AM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
LOL, yeah lol at HoustonMiscer's face.

One of you guys could have taken her home.
post 1567132621 11-26-2018, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I didn't get out much prior to this brah.


Y tho


Autist? Fa? Incel? introvert? new guy in town? ..... You look like a normal fella so that's surprising. .. but kip it up g. we're all gonna make it srs
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post 1567133481 11-26-2018, 01:43 AM
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