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post 1569398731 12-23-2018, 07:19 PM
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Why in the fuk would anyone want kids?

brb financial drain
brb always getting sick, making you sick
brb constantly screaming and running around
brb can't go anywhere without planning in advance
brb no vacations without taking the kids
brb living on a toddler's schedule
brb living like a toddler, as an adult
brb tearing up your house and breaking ****
brb when you want to get away you gotta pay some high schooler $15/hour
brb getting no sleep
brb always have to watch them
brb biggest attention whores
brb your life is gone

Mind blown that people voluntarily have kids.

Instinct to procreate is strong with some.
post 1569398871 12-23-2018, 07:20 PM
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Just had a boy in September and he is amazing. Can't explain the feels.

Your list is a bit exaggerated srs.
post 1569398921 12-23-2018, 07:21 PM
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you're only looking at the negatives. Kids can provide more joy than any material possession.
post 1569398971 12-23-2018, 07:22 PM
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In today’s world? What about let’s say 30 years ago?
post 1569399051 12-23-2018, 07:23 PM
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Agree i think most people are mad and in a hurry because of their kids. I refuse to have them.
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post 1569399151 12-23-2018, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By enzo818
you're only looking at the negatives. Kids can provide more joy than any material possession.
The time I spend with him feels priceless. The feelings I have when I'm with him are indescribable.

I was always told it would be good, but I never could have guessed how good it really is.
post 1569399181 12-23-2018, 07:25 PM
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Someone had you.

Personally the biggest reason i will have kids is so my family legacy carries on, and someone can take care of me when i am old like my great grand parents, grand parents, parents, and me do for their parents.

I guess if your selfish and think dying alone is alpha then no kids is a good idea.
post 1569399321 12-23-2018, 07:27 PM
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Kids will drain you emotionally and financially, Kids under 11 don’t count, after 11 is when the pressure starts to set in, they are the main reason for most divorces imo, I know this for a fact because my step kids are proving it every day, not the divorce part as I am not married.
post 1569399341 12-23-2018, 07:27 PM
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Children are just about the only thing that gives life meaning.
post 1569399431 12-23-2018, 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus
Someone had you.

Personally the biggest reason i will have kids is so my family legacy carries on, and someone can take care of me when i am old like my great grand parents, grand parents, parents, and me do for their parents.

"I guess if your selfish and think dying alone is alpha" then no kids is a good idea.
"someone can take care of me when i am old"

"I guess if your selfish and think dying alone is alpha"

it would be selfish to have kids to take care of you when you're older lol

everyone does things for themselves. They have kids for themselves or they don't have kids, for themselves. It's all to benefit them and no one else.
post 1569399531 12-23-2018, 07:30 PM
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Having a kid is like trying a new drug. Amazing high at first until it all falls on your head. That's why a lot of girls are in a hurry to have kids to get that 'high' but they don't really know what they're getting themselves into
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post 1569399651 12-23-2018, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By AMDuser
"someone can take care of me when i am old"

"I guess if your selfish and think dying alone is alpha"

it would be selfish to have kids to take care of you when you're older lol

everyone does things for themselves. They have kids for themselves or they don't have kids, for themselves. It's all to benefit themselves.
People get this confused. It is absolutely selfish to have kids.

The sole reason to do it is to pass on YOUR genes and create a legacy.

Not having kids is just beta or omega.
post 1569399781 12-23-2018, 07:33 PM
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because some people still have souls unlike you
post 1569399871 12-23-2018, 07:35 PM
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because they realize life has no meaning so they pop out a kid to give their life meaning
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post 1569399901 12-23-2018, 07:35 PM
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OP just think, a drop of jizz of yours could turn into this




isnt that phukkin amazing m8, that came from one little spermie in someones jizz
post 1569399971 12-23-2018, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted By PoundMobb
People get this confused. It is absolutely selfish to have kids.

The sole reason to do it is to pass on YOUR genes and create a legacy.

Not having kids is just beta or omega.
you must be a real ****ing egomaniac to have kids to pass on your genes for your legacy.

No one will remember you when you're dead. Given a generation or two, and you'll be completely forgotten.

People choosing to not have kids are the ones having meaningful lives and not looking to fill the void with a child.
post 1569400201 12-23-2018, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By eod8989
Agree i think most people are mad and in a hurry because of their kids. I refuse to have them.
Like any woman would let you father their children anyway.

Just fuking lmao.
post 1569400301 12-23-2018, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By AMDuser
People choosing to not have kids are the ones having meaningful lives and not looking to fill the void with a child.
Strong Cope. I'll leave you to it.
post 1569400361 12-23-2018, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus
Someone had you.

Personally the biggest reason i will have kids is so my family legacy carries on, and someone can take care of me when i am old like my great grand parents, grand parents, parents, and me do for their parents.

I guess if your selfish and think dying alone is alpha then no kids is a good idea.
dude no one cares about your poverty legacy
post 1569400451 12-23-2018, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By enzo818
you're only looking at the negatives. Kids can provide more joy than any material possession.
post 1569400501 12-23-2018, 07:44 PM
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lol @ retards that don't want kids
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post 1569400581 12-23-2018, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted By AMDuser
you must be a real ****ing egomaniac to have kids to pass on your genes for your legacy.

No one will remember you when you're dead. Given a generation or two, and you'll be completely forgotten.

People choosing to not have kids are the ones having meaningful lives and not looking to fill the void with a child.
Just think if everyone in the world took your advice the human race would go extinct.
post 1569400641 12-23-2018, 07:47 PM
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I want to have kids someday. I didn't a couple years ago but now I do, not entirely sure why though tbh
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post 1569400771 12-23-2018, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp
Just think if everyone in the world took your advice the human race would go extinct.
i'm not giving anyone advice here pal

people can live their lives however they want

i just don't like kids, never enjoyed being around them (even when I was a kid) and believe that if it wasn't for the instinct to procreate we'd have 1/3 of the people we do now.

There's almost no logical reason to have a kid. It's an emotional decision because your life is missing something, and as apparent in this thread, to stroke your ego.

EDIT: I also think there is some jealousy for people. They see their friends have kids, and it's an evolutionary achievement to pass your genes on, so people want to have kids for themselves. Can you imagine being a couple in your mid-30s when all your friends have kids and you don't? You've lost the evolutionary game.
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Originally Posted By AMDuser
There's almost no logical reason to have a kid. It's an emotional decision because your life is missing something, and as apparent in this thread, to stroke your ego.
yes im sure there is absolutely no reason why every creature on this planet is hardwired to want to procreate and lifes greatest high, an orgasm, is an incentive for mating and procreating.
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12 little slaves to do all the farm work
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Originally Posted By enzo818
you're only looking at the negatives. Kids can provide more joy than any material possession.
I try not to get involved in these threads anymore. It's pointless. It's like trying to describe a color to a blind person. OP and the rest of the no kids crew got it all figured out.
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Because your average person is bluepilled as fuk and think having kids is an expected stage in ones life
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Originally Posted By IsLifeRealLife
because they realize life has no meaning so they pop out a kid to give their life meaning
This

Gotta love all the “legacy” boyos, never gets old
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791
Kids will drain you emotionally and financially, Kids under 11 don’t count, after 11 is when the pressure starts to set in, they are the main reason for most divorces imo, I know this for a fact because my step kids are proving it every day, not the divorce part as I am not married.
I have a 2 year old. Your saying it gets worse? Fml
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