I wonder who has the highest post count in this thread

Time to let this die

Do these friends have autism like you do?

SS is perfect for me. If only I was 49..

14 pages???

we should make a 200 post per page option

Good lord what is up with the size of this thread?

You think she could handle that beard tho?

How did you get to know your FWB? How did that arrangement happen? Who made the initiation?

It's about a female miscer.

Guys naturally give attention

She hired her lawyer to arrange payments.

I would make additional exceptions for mary jane enthusiasts or bodybuilder competitors.

How you just described alcohol is the reason why you might be doomed (and the reason why girls that don't drink are a red flag for me...minus the exceptions as stated)

Don't get me wrong, nobody likes a drunk...but relaxing while drinking a nice glass of dry red wine with dinner, or making a rum cocktail in the summer to take to the beach, and drinking together with a girl Im into, either on a 1st date, or hell, even on my back porch with my ex...is a great feeling to share, and I wouldn't sacrifice it. Its a bonding experience... so I'm gonna have to withdraw my qwasi date offer to critique your irl game because that tells me everthing I need to know.

You are a dry and boring girl. I like you, I think you are a good person. And I know we aren't each others types, but even if we were Id pass based on that red flag alone...which says so much about you.

It's literally an entirely different world. And that cuts your potential dating options down drastically. Which btw...the reason guys In their 40's who make decent money and look good aren't accessible to you is because they date younger girls pretty exclusively. I cap my age limit at 32 on these apps.

That said, you need to crack out of your shell, so when you do meet the odd high value guy who is not romancing girls 10 years younger, you'll have a shot at a 2nd date with him. Its almost like you're 18 and haven't seen the world/dont know who you are. So you need a guy that can show you how to realease your fears and conquer the moment. A guy that can show you how to live. Or you can do it yourself. But you're too scared. You need guidance.

So...Id be willing to adjust the initial offer, and instead of critiquing you, youll be watching me. Watch me enter a bar/resturant and have heads turn when they hear my shoes hit the floor. Listen to how I talk and smile to get what I want. Watch how I walk fast but still acknowledge poor people on the street to respond to them, even if it's a "no sorry"..

A 350+lb man in a wheelchair was crossing the street last week. Dunno how he fell off his chair but he did. His buddy, who was wheeling him, must have weighed no more than 150lbs and couldn't lift him off the ground. They looked like were homeless or lived at the Y.

Right as I walked up the light turned green and they were blocking traffic. Horns started honking. But everyone else kept walking not even paying attention to the handicap homeless man that couldn't get up from the street.

I told the 150lb guy to lock the wheels on the chair, and as I lift his buddy from the ground to act as a crutch and guide him to his chair. I put my foot down next the 350lbd guys foot to use as a anchor. With one hand I clasped his arm. And pulled him up with all my might taking my free hand to his back and shoulder to push him up, then guide him a couple steps until he sat back in the wheelchair.

Gave him and his friend bro shakes/hugs and went on my way like nothing happened. That whole ordeal took 2 minutes out of my day.

Long story short you need a guy that's a little wild and doesn't gaf, to wake up your soul that's been sleeping for so long, and push you out of your comfort zone so you can wear your hair down, and live.

So we can start with one meeting, same promise as b4, I won't try to smash you. Even if you want to, my pants stay on. I will flirt with you, give you attention (like you are my girl/date) and test you. But no sex

I'tl will probably take a few meets until you open up. But you'll gain confidence, awareness, and will crack out of your shell. You'll never get an offer like this ever again in your life.

So think about it. Sleep on it. Then lmk how it sounds.

Says more about you, actually.

Keep posting though, it brings the major lulz for its entertaining blend of kernels of truth with delusional narcissism.

Community, motivating and helping one another the true essence of the misc

Nice work Spade!

(Like I said before, your cooking skills are likely to be appalling if you are beginning in your 40s. So I would advising starting to practice now.)

Regarding TV...

Story telling is as old a civilization, human beings like to hear and see stories. Myths/Stories are an near universal across human civlizations. It's a common shared experience that we human beings have participated since early civilisations... eg. groups of people going to plays, people acting out and telling stories to family and friends, bards singing tales, reading or telling stories to kids before bed, etc.

In the 21st century story telling mainly is consumed through books (you don't read) and TV (you don't watch series or films), so your lifestyle offers little ability for your to have the normal experience of enjoying a story in the company of another person.

People love stories, you don't seem to. I think that's what people are responding to, even if they can't articulate why it bothers them. Couples going to theatres to see a play/ballet/opera, couple watching TV series and films, or couples listening to a story teller around a fire, is a near universal part of bonding.

I saw you said that you like Zen Buddhism has lots of stories via the sutras, and the religious cosmology (mindfulness is only one aspect of Zen Buddhism, which I'm guessing you know). You don't ready anything about those?

Some miscer just needs to give her the big Chad D

I do, generally speaking autist females tend to PASS a lot better than males. Obviously I'm a massive outlier there. But what you have to realise is that whilst most women tend to be better socialised than men, they can still suck at it without the need for any diagnosis. Everyone is always on a bellcurve.

What the fuk is this spade cringy asss chit?! fukin lmao

How did you find each other on tinder if he lives states away?

You make it sound so forced though. Are you saying you'd do it, even though you wouldn't enjoy it?

You know a lot of women cook because theyenjoy doing it for others.

holy fuk lmao every spade reply just gets better and better

if she's 49 you're 49

Sounds like he wants to smash badly...dont blame him though.

If shes cute like he says then SS would be the perfect type of cougar to turn into a lil sloot. There is something hot about taking an "innocent", "introverted" women and making her do all type of nasty things she never thought shed do(begging to be choked, swallowing, pull my hair etc etc).

Probably not worth the trouble i'd have to go through though.