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Thread: Just LMFAO @ not having kids

post 1571279741 01-15-2019, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7⏩
LOL

OP definitely mad that he had to make a thread about the no kids crew being mad first to make it seem like he's not mad for having kids LOL

Reverse psychology doesn't work here bud.

post 1571280041 01-15-2019, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
T'Challa
Ahh yes, that was the name.

Now you just need to get a gf so it isn't just you and T'Challa, or at least get adopt another.

post 1571280161 01-15-2019, 06:36 PM
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The vision that pops in people's heads is....you live in a cabin like house, you're snowed in, your beautiful 130 lb blonde wife is playing the piano, 4 kids, 2 kids are playing chess, another is making cinnamon roles and the other is by the fireplace playing with the family dog. 3 blonde boys, 1 blonde girl. The 3 boys are gonna grow up to be chads, your girl is gonna marry a 6'3" ceo .

In reality, you have 3 kids, 2 girls, 1 boy. Oldest girl grows up and marries some ******* loser, 2nd daughter gets knocked up 6 times before she's 18 by 6 different guys and your son jacks off into dirty socks and pisses in empty soda cans from age 10 till 45 when he finally moves out because you died...all the while your wife got to 375 lbs and left you to go live as a hood rat
post 1571280181 01-15-2019, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
Better get to it brosef, you're already knocking on the danger door, age wise.


https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-ne...rth-risks.html
You didn't even read it
Still, these numbers aren’t reason to drastically change any life plans, as the risks are still relatively low, Eisenberg said. He compared the increased risks to buying lottery tickets. “If you buy two lottery tickets instead of one, your chances of winning double, so it’s increased by 100 percent,” he said. “But that’s a relative increase. Because your chance of winning the lottery started very small, it’s still unlikely that you’re going to win the lottery. This is a very extreme example, but the same concept can be applied to how you think about these birth risks.
The paragraph below...



Nice try though brah, negativity free zone!
post 1571280231 01-15-2019, 06:37 PM
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I'm going back school at 30 so hope I can still find one either there, or after lol. But yea, I definitely want a wife and kids someday
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post 1571280421 01-15-2019, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
I'm going back school at 30 so hope I can still find one either there, or after lol. But yea, I definitely want a wife and kids someday
Still plenty of time brah, check Podunks link, risks only really start after 45 but you'll be sorted b4 then no problem
The data suggested that once a dad hits age 35, there’s a slight increase in birth risks overall — with every year that a man ages, he accumulates on average two new mutations in the DNA of his sperm — but birth risks for infants born to fathers of the subsequent age tier showed sharper increases.

Compared with fathers between the ages of 25 and 34 (the average age of paternity in the United States), infants born to men 45 or older were 14 percent more likely to be admitted to the NICU, 14 percent more likely to be born prematurely, 18 percent more likely to have seizures and 14 percent more likely to have a low birth weight. If a father was 50 or older, the likelihood that their infant would need ventilation upon birth increased by 10 percent, and the odds that they would need assistance from the neonatal intensive care unit increased by 28 percent.
also per the link older parents are on the rise
Back in 2017, Eisenberg published a study showing that the number of older men fathering children was on the rise. Now, about 10 percent of infants are born to fathers over the age of 40, whereas four decades ago it was only 4 percent
We're all gonna make it brah

post 1571280521 01-15-2019, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩
Caught a 40lb grouper on Friday, you’ll
Never know those feels
both kids caught their first fish this summer with me and my dad. Helped them bring in a one pound pike each. Was a good day
post 1571280611 01-15-2019, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Frank
both kids caught their first fish this summer with me and my dad. Helped them bring in a one pound pike each. Was a good day
Did you play Ice Cube on the way back in the car?
post 1571280621 01-15-2019, 06:43 PM
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*Doesn't want and never has wanted kids crew* reporting in

brb do what I want, when I want, how I want.

brb bank account on swoll

brb every second of my free time is dictated by me
post 1571280721 01-15-2019, 06:44 PM
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It would be cruel of me to have kids given my genetic problems and not being rich.
post 1571280811 01-15-2019, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Did you play Ice Cube on the way back in the car?
we docked the boat then walked to the cabin. Listen to a lot of CCR in the summertime
post 1571280891 01-15-2019, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Rhythm825⏩
*Doesn't want and never has wanted kids crew* reporting in

brb do what I want, when I want, how I want.

brb bank account on swoll

brb every second of my free time is dictated by me
This.

brb In my late 30s with a 6 figure income and a REAL CAREER, not just a "job".

brb getting my vasectomy in 2 weeks exact.

brb never having to worry about little chit kids running around and spending 80% of my earnings towards my child growing up and to better his/her future with school and chit.

Brb never having to worry about not pulling out anymore. Every drop of SEA MEN going right inside those pink stinky tunnels forever until i die.....CREW

post 1571280901 01-15-2019, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Rhythm825⏩
*Doesn't want and never has wanted kids crew* reporting in

brb do what I want, when I want, how I want.

brb bank account on swoll

brb every second of my free time is dictated by me
If you are a therapist (user title) then imo you are doing good in this world and I cannot hate on that srs
post 1571281001 01-15-2019, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Evil_D⏩
Not sure if serious.
Expect me to believe he bought humvees, ford raptors, quad bikes, from a Youtube video?
The guy has multiple successful YT channels (millions of subs)and his day job is a veterinarian.

His DemolitionRanch channel is decent
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post 1571281031 01-15-2019, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7⏩
This.

brb In my late 30s with a 6 figure income and a REAL CAREER, not just a "job".

brb getting my vasectomy in 2 weeks exact.

brb never having to worry about little chit kids running around and spending 80% of my earnings towards my child growing up and to better his/her future with school and chit.

Brb never having to worry about not pulling out anymore. Every drop of SEA MEN going right inside those pink stinky tunnels forever until i die.....CREW

you're an RN?
post 1571281301 01-15-2019, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7⏩
This.

brb In my late 30s with a 6 figure income and a REAL CAREER, not just a "job".

brb getting my vasectomy in 2 weeks exact.

brb never having to worry about little chit kids running around and spending 80% of my earnings towards my child growing up and to better his/her future with school and chit.

Brb never having to worry about not pulling out anymore. Every drop of SEA MEN going right inside those pink stinky tunnels forever until i die.....CREW

Just lmao @ not creampieing a virtuous Eastern European with great genetics and praying to god that she gets pregnant while you bust a nut and enter spiritual and physical euphoria simultaneously at the spreading of your genes and culture


fuarrrkkk


post 1571281601 01-15-2019, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
LMAO @ even the idea of not being able to find someone to marry

ded

You haven’t found one yet...so what makes you so confident that you will ?
post 1571281741 01-15-2019, 07:00 PM
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Off-topic.... but Don i've always wondered, are you the ginger dude on the left in your avi?

Just ignore this post if you are...
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The ideal life

post 1571282071 01-15-2019, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Off-topic.... but Don i've always wondered, are you the ginger dude on the left in your avi?

Just ignore this post if you are...
I am not the ginger, if that was the case I would not be so sure of my marriage ability

post 1571282171 01-15-2019, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
If you are a therapist (user title) then imo you are doing good in this world and I cannot hate on that srs
Can confirm, am therapist (LCSW brah).

Thanks for the love - I appreciate it.

edit: would rep, but you're on spread from me.
post 1571282191 01-15-2019, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By DPeezy13⏩
You haven’t found one yet...so what makes you so confident that you will ?
Because I know plenty of amazin' women and even if it's not one of them the fact I know and have met so many quality women gives me confidence.

As well as knowing my value and knowing I can attract good women.

That is what makes me so confident

Are you confident in your ability to marry and if you are not just FUKNLMAO
post 1571282251 01-15-2019, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Bruh a fishing license is like $15. Fishing has like the lowest barrier to entry of any sport besides (lol) soccer.
Know how I know you don’t fish?
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OP go to sleep it's past your bed time.
post 1571282531 01-15-2019, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted By AK5426⏩
OP go to sleep it's past your bed time.
You are right

I will bump this tomorrow



Good night boyo
post 1571282651 01-15-2019, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
You are right

I will bump this tomorrow



Good night boyo
Good night.

































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Originally Posted By J1n⏩
The guy has multiple successful YT channels (millions of subs)and his day job is a veterinarian.

His DemolitionRanch channel is decent
Thanks brah.
Troubling the type of person here who thinks all you need is a couple of successful Youtube vids and POW! Insta-millionaire. Mansion and 2 new 4X4's in the driveway.
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Since life evolved from microbes into humanity, every generation has reproduced.

Think about it.

We are talking billions of years of life and evolution.

Only for you to end that chain.

Let that sink in *******s
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All the Testifier gifs ITT by OP though....
























Spoiler!
post 1571282981 01-15-2019, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
I am not the ginger, if that was the case I would not be so sure of my marriage ability



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