Thread: I'm a dad, misc
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I'm a dad, misc
After a 41 week and 5 day pregnancy, my Son Gabriel made his much anticipated arrival into this world on 1/14/19, at 4:28 in the morning.
He was 8 lb. even and a whopping 22" tall, which does not even register on most height percentile charts! He's also got massive feet, so big they didn't even fit in the squares of the form on which you put their footprint.... hopefully that corresponds into adulthood, he'll be a 6'4" Chad with size 13 shoe, and I didn't pass on my 5'9", size 10 shoe genetics.


My wife labored only 2-3 hours, and only pushed for about 10 minutes. In fact it all happened so fast we nearly had the baby at home! I live 3 miles from the hospital and he was delivered within about 15 - 20 minutes of arriving. All the pain and wonder of having a child packed into just a few short hours, with no time for any intervention or medication, has completely changed me.

I still don't think it's quite hit me yet, we were home about 24 hours later and as we sat down to our first meal since returning, we both just sat in silence, staring at him as we ate. This is indeed the most proud I've ever felt in my life.


He was 8 lb. even and a whopping 22" tall, which does not even register on most height percentile charts! He's also got massive feet, so big they didn't even fit in the squares of the form on which you put their footprint.... hopefully that corresponds into adulthood, he'll be a 6'4" Chad with size 13 shoe, and I didn't pass on my 5'9", size 10 shoe genetics.


My wife labored only 2-3 hours, and only pushed for about 10 minutes. In fact it all happened so fast we nearly had the baby at home! I live 3 miles from the hospital and he was delivered within about 15 - 20 minutes of arriving. All the pain and wonder of having a child packed into just a few short hours, with no time for any intervention or medication, has completely changed me.

I still don't think it's quite hit me yet, we were home about 24 hours later and as we sat down to our first meal since returning, we both just sat in silence, staring at him as we ate. This is indeed the most proud I've ever felt in my life.


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congrats mang
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41 weeks? You sure it’s not yours and maybe Bolo’s given that gestation period?
But seriously, congrats brah. Thanks for sharing some positive news! On r/c
But seriously, congrats brah. Thanks for sharing some positive news! On r/c
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola
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That's a big baby, and a cute family. Congrats man, and good luck.
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Congrats man. raise him well to ensure he doesnt become a degenerate miscer
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congrats
now put some protein in that bottle and train him well
now put some protein in that bottle and train him well
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Thanks everyone srs love to see misc positivity about kids
Originally Posted By Bassackwards⏩
Srs cannot wait to do pushups and whatnot around him to get him wanting to do them. I want this kid to be a beast compared to his peers.congrats
now put some protein in that bottle and train him well
now put some protein in that bottle and train him well
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Congrats, OP
Gabriel is a good name. Great pic reading the book.
Gabriel is a good name. Great pic reading the book.
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Congrats, friend! Wish you and your family the best.
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What an absolute unit. Looking forward to his NBA career.
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Awe what a great thread. This is sweet
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mirin good lookin famly OP
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Congrats man!Thanks everyone srs love to see misc positivity about kids
Srs cannot wait to do pushups and whatnot around him to get him wanting to do them. I want this kid to be a beast compared to his peers.
Srs cannot wait to do pushups and whatnot around him to get him wanting to do them. I want this kid to be a beast compared to his peers.
I just welcomed my 3rd, all girls. Love them more than anything but wish I could of had a boy too.
The workout thing is funny because most people think you’re kidding or crazy about getting your kid into working out and eating healthy but honestly you don’t even have to try if you set a good example. My 7yo and 4yo both join in when they see my wife or I working out. It’s great to get them involved and they love it, adding resistance to my pushups by sitting on my back or doing their own with near perfect form, makes me proud. They also eat what we eat, no fussy eaters unless you let them be. They are eager to follow what mommy and daddy do so just keep doing what you’re doing and watch him grow into a beast!
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
in due time bro. my kids think i'm superman (lol-i'm far from it) and it's awesome that my fitness activities are rubbing off on them.Thanks everyone srs love to see misc positivity about kids
Srs cannot wait to do pushups and whatnot around him to get him wanting to do them. I want this kid to be a beast compared to his peers.
Srs cannot wait to do pushups and whatnot around him to get him wanting to do them. I want this kid to be a beast compared to his peers.
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Congrats broHe was 8 lb. even and a whopping 22" tall, which does not even register on most height percentile charts! He's also got massive feet, so big they didn't even fit in the squares of the form on which you put their footprint.... hopefully that corresponds into adulthood, he'll be a 6'4" Chad with size 13 shoe, and I didn't pass

Those big babies often do end up big adults. My first 2 kids are 19 and 20 now, both really tall, son is also huge.
My wife and I have a new 2 YO, we made a Scott Ukrainian. He just turned 2 and is already in his 4 YO cloths, towers over the other 2 YOs.
Originally Posted By KCBadBoy⏩
LMFAO
Reminds me of my little guy when he follows me into the gym.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
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Way to go brother
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u the miscer that made that married thread at 23 right? I remember that, nice family you got there.
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Congratulations
What emotions were going on during birth and when you first held him
25 is so young these days, how are you financially to deal with it
What emotions were going on during birth and when you first held him
25 is so young these days, how are you financially to deal with it
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Congrats brah. My guy was born a year ago
Congrats brah. My guy was born a year ago
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Congrats pops!
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Originally Posted By Glutez492⏩
Yeah I noticed that too, it's a result of the estrogen from mom. his balls and eyes are swollen too, also from the estrogen. Goes down in within the first couple weeks.Does Vegan Gains know about this?
Strong gyno chair spread eagle btw.
Strong gyno chair spread eagle btw.
Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩
Fuark, dreams of creating a chad are coming true boysCongrats bro
Those big babies often do end up big adults. My first 2 kids are 19 and 20 now, both really tall, son is also huge.
My wife and I have a new 2 YO, we made a Scott Ukrainian. He just turned 2 and is already in his 4 YO cloths, towers over the other 2 YOs.

Those big babies often do end up big adults. My first 2 kids are 19 and 20 now, both really tall, son is also huge.
My wife and I have a new 2 YO, we made a Scott Ukrainian. He just turned 2 and is already in his 4 YO cloths, towers over the other 2 YOs.
Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
Indeed I am, thanks m8!u the miscer that made that married thread at 23 right? I remember that, nice family you got there.
Originally Posted By laGRINGOlocos⏩
Well it all happened at the hospital so quickly there was little time for emotions. I teared up right when they plopped him on my wife's chest, and since then it's been a transition from surrealism.Congratulations
What emotions were going on during birth and when you first held him
25 is so young these days, how are you financially to deal with it
What emotions were going on during birth and when you first held him
25 is so young these days, how are you financially to deal with it
Financially, I'd say we're fine. Wouldn't have had a child if we weren't.
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