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post 1572380341 01-29-2019, 09:36 AM
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Muzzle cam confirm how wrinkley she is
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post 1572380411 01-29-2019, 09:36 AM
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No. I think the bish was 55. Was no different really other than her riding like champ

Kinda want to fuk one older though
post 1572381061 01-29-2019, 09:42 AM
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First pic looked pretty decent with the body. That second picture.....strong sex dungeon sex meng
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post 1572381201 01-29-2019, 09:43 AM
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banged some swingers in their 50s and 60s
post 1572381221 01-29-2019, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz
First pic looked pretty decent with the body. That second picture.....strong sex dungeon sex meng
She had a flawless body. Best set of natural boobs I have ever seen. Women would always want to touch them.
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post 1572381721 01-29-2019, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ThaJerzeyDevil
banged some swingers in their 50s and 60s
Were there smellz?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572382031 01-29-2019, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Were there smellz?
Doubt there are any fluids to give out dat dere aromas
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post 1572383621 01-29-2019, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By aleeboy
Doubt there are any fluids to give out dat dere aromas
A mix of Geritol and Ovaltine.
post 1572383911 01-29-2019, 10:15 AM
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Got a BJ from one older than that, which I made a thread about here, it's lurking somewhere. it's an experience I blocked out of my mind, but the BJ was actually great. But those degen days are behind me.
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post 1572383981 01-29-2019, 10:15 AM
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Muzz-man, do you need to talk about something?
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post 1572384181 01-29-2019, 10:18 AM
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would rather suck on a nice clean wiener and I'm not even gay
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post 1572384221 01-29-2019, 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty
Muzz-man, do you need to talk about something?
Yeah, nasty chit like miscers cummin from old ladies. You got stories?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572384241 01-29-2019, 10:19 AM
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The "idea" of smashing a hot older woman (45-55) seems cool....




Until you chill with them and their age shows through with references, language choices, and other lifestyle type chit. Then it feels creepy and is enough to make you disengage on sight.











An older cougar in my gym tried to arrange an affair with me... ish was creepy, especially when she started talking about her daughters and used old people phrases..... went N/C soon after and legit disgusted with myself lol.
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post 1572384361 01-29-2019, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By OutdoorsBrah
The "idea" of smashing a hot older woman (45-55) seems cool....




Until you chill with them and their age shows through with references, language choices, and other lifestyle type chit. Then is feels creepy and is enough to make you disengage on sight.











An older cougar in my gym tried to arrange as affair with me... **** was creepy, especially when she started talking about her daughters and used old people phrases..... went N/C soon after.
Shoulda smashed and made her say "Nobody fukked like this back in my day!"
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572384471 01-29-2019, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By OutdoorsBrah
An older cougar in my gym tried to arrange as affair with me... **** was creepy, especially when she started talking about her daughters and used old people phrases..... went N/C soon after.
Lol what are old people phrases? I'm imagining a 90 year old inviting you to the sock hop after you catch the latest Charlie Chaplin flick.
post 1572384641 01-29-2019, 10:23 AM
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in 4 old brah stories
The above post is 100% false
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post 1572384681 01-29-2019, 10:23 AM
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I like them mature but 65 is old
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post 1572385561 01-29-2019, 10:31 AM
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that is geriatric, no
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post 1572386971 01-29-2019, 10:47 AM
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uhhhhhh.... possibly
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post 1572387301 01-29-2019, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Yeah, nasty chit like miscers cummin from old ladies. You got stories?
I'm not quite that old yet. If we're still around then, I'll let you know when I get there.
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post 1572387911 01-29-2019, 10:56 AM
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Only the rarest of HTC guys would bang a 65+ year old.
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post 1572388191 01-29-2019, 10:58 AM
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In my sloot days I smashed a lady probably 65 I'm not quite sure. She was super old definitely 60 at the youngest but likely older. She was in decent shape for her age and had fake teddies. But was still wrinkley and probably looked like a grandma porn. Was still like umm wtf am I doing the entire time. At the end she said thank you so that made it even more weird. Like I did her a service by letting her get get some young cock.
post 1572388361 01-29-2019, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
I'm talkin legit old. Wrinkly and everything.

Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.
almost did earlier this month with a 57 year old. she said she loved to swallow and do anal..

but she wasn't in her prime, but @ 5'2 it would have been fun i guess. i got tired of her flaking over a few days and being insecure as i said i was still out meeting other b*tches. she expected me to be exclusive.. even though we hadn't even met. yeah ok

i match with lots in their 40s but that isn't old enough for it to feel dirty good. still wanting to join the GILF crew one day
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post 1572388461 01-29-2019, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By bchap05
In my sloot days I smashed a lady probably 65 I'm not quite sure. She was super old definitely 60 at the youngest but likely older. She was in decent shape for her age and had fake teddies. But was still wrinkley and probably looked like a grandma porn. Was still like umm wtf am I doing the entire time. At the end she said thank you so that made it even more weird. Like I did her a service by letting her get get some young cock.
Did you get milk and cookies afterward?

But seriously, how'd that even come about?
post 1572388531 01-29-2019, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja
Only the rarest of HTC guys would bang a 65+ year old.
Trust me they are out there.
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post 1572388781 01-29-2019, 11:05 AM
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My boss is 40 right now and hot as hell. She's still gonna be hot in 10 or 15 years so yeah I'd smash that even in 2030 or 2035.

However 65+ is stretching it a bit too much for my taste.
post 1572389291 01-29-2019, 11:11 AM
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I might if things ever go south with my girlfriend. A 59 year old sloot at work has been thirsty for my D for years and I would definitely do it after a couple of drinks.
post 1572389301 01-29-2019, 11:11 AM
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post 1572389561 01-29-2019, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains
Did you get milk and cookies afterward?

But seriously, how'd that even come about?
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post 1572389691 01-29-2019, 11:14 AM
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I used to drink a lot in my 20s. I might have im not sure but i dont think so. Made out with a ~55 year old lady a few years ago. We got down to our underwear at her place. She lived near a bar. She definitely wanted to get diked down. She had a nice aura. I know some people dont believe in that stuff but i do. Maybe God lets us have an additional sense of other peoples souls. These are the readings I usually pick up off people in the first 10 seconds

- Good. This is a person that you can feel the good radiating off them. Robin Williams character in good will hunting.
- Neutral. These people are kind of like npcs. They dont have enough conviction to go either direction.
- Troubled. Chaotic people usually with a very dark secret. These people usually want to be good but something out of their control is blocking it. They will move into evil or good zone randomly based on what drugs theyre on, how their mental illness is treating them, if people were nice or mean to them today, if they “got their way”.
- Evil. Its difficult to detect true evil if youre not looking for it. Ive met some murderers. One I was acquaintences with (murder/suicide case that made the national news). I also talked at length with a guy that was friends with a torture/rape/serial killer. He said no you couldnt tell he was like that.
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