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Thread: Have any of you ever had sexual relations with an old lady? (65+)

post 1572391211 01-29-2019, 11:32 AM
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She has that disease that makes you shake and speak shakily and was on medication for it, that apparently turns the horneness up a lot

edit: had*. This was a couple years ago and she is likely gone now
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post 1572392011 01-29-2019, 11:42 AM
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Oh my goodness...
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post 1572393911 01-29-2019, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Oh my goodness...
hello
post 1572394271 01-29-2019, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By bchap05⏩
In my sloot days I smashed a lady probably 65 I'm not quite sure. She was super old definitely 60 at the youngest but likely older. She was in decent shape for her age and had fake teddies. But was still wrinkley and probably looked like a grandma porn. Was still like umm wtf am I doing the entire time. At the end she said thank you so that made it even more weird. Like I did her a service by letting her get get some young cock.
I too smashed an old ass lady in my sloot days. And I can firmly say that I will never do it again. She wasn't bad looking and the experience certainly wasn't the worst I've ever had but the feeling of her loose ass skin sliding around over top of her bones will haunt me forever. Kind of like handling raw chicken wings or something.
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post 1572395081 01-29-2019, 12:19 PM
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post 1572395121 01-29-2019, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I know an overweight woman in her 60's who went through at least 15 young Chads srs. Kind of blew my mind after all of the "wall" cope you read on misc.
Damn, must have been a serious cougar fetish she was dealing with. How overweight are we talking?
post 1572395471 01-29-2019, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Oh my goodness...
Throwin your granny ass in the mix?
Originally Posted By AvengeMe⏩
I too smashed an old ass lady in my sloot days. And I can firmly say that I will never do it again. She wasn't bad looking and the experience certainly wasn't the worst I've ever had but the feeling of her loose ass skin sliding around over top of her bones will haunt me forever. Kind of like handling raw chicken wings or something.
fukkin lol
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post 1572395641 01-29-2019, 12:27 PM
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43 is my oldest smash. I know a genetically gifted woman who is 50 i would definitely smash. But not really into milfs that much, would rather smash girls in their young 20s tbh

When i was in college there was 2 50ish year old cougars begging me to have a 3some. I was hitting on another college chick and turned them down over and over. Looking back i kinda wish i would have smashed them though. Probably would have been a good learning experiance for my younger self
post 1572395991 01-29-2019, 12:30 PM
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Yeah. Your grandmum. She was glorious.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'm talkin legit old. Wrinkly and everything.

Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.
post 1572396351 01-29-2019, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Hang on a tic, just gonna lock up my mom

Now


What the fuk is wrong wiv you muzzle?
Swear to God, y'all sloots act like y'all never had some off the wall thoughts before. Bunch of boring sloots I swear.
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post 1572396401 01-29-2019, 12:35 PM
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Was on a cruise with the boys in my early twenties. We were all pretty trashed and just having a good time on the ships nightclub. Some lady (50+) came up to me and asked me straight up if I had a big dick. The immediate reply I said was "why don't you see for yourself". Next thing you know I'm walking with her back to her cabin. Didn't even tell my friends I left. We get to her cabin. She unbuckles my pants and then starts saying how shes never had a cock so big and that she's used to her husbands small cock. She sucked me off, then I ****ed her. Next day, we're getting breakfast at the buffet and we run into her and her circle of friends. It was the most awkward moment ever. I realized how nasty she was. Friends gave me **** for it for years.
post 1572396411 01-29-2019, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Throwin your granny ass in the mix?
You did say 65+ so not quite there yet.

Soon enough...
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post 1572396421 01-29-2019, 12:35 PM
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No, but I got felt up my an old TSA agent a month ago. Most action I had in 6 months.
LIT.
post 1572396451 01-29-2019, 12:36 PM
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Hey I'm here for it, Muzz. I'm bored as fuq and riding out the clock.
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post 1572396711 01-29-2019, 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted By DanielleGreen⏩
No, but I got felt up my an old TSA agent a month ago. Most action I had in 6 months.
LIT.
Was it a creepy old guy or good looking one? I guess what I'm really askin is, did you kinda like it but not wanna say you did?
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post 1572396781 01-29-2019, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
Hey I'm here for it, Muzz. I'm bored as fuq and riding out the clock.
I saw an old lady's not so bad tits. Definitely an exciting thread for sure.
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post 1572397221 01-29-2019, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
I have many off the wall thoughts

I have learned not to express them

Specially not on this forum
I resent this. I get bored at work, Bunny. I need the entertainment. EXPRESS.
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post 1572397261 01-29-2019, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
I have many off the wall thoughts

I have learned not to express them

Specially not on this forum
Then why the fuk are you even here?

Trying to impress us with how "normal" you are?

Can't make a post unless it sounds like it came from a 45 year old soccer mom?
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post 1572397381 01-29-2019, 12:47 PM
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No but one time when I was like 18-19 (I am 22 now) I was at like a sampling event at my sisters school and some old woman that must have been pushing 60 gave me her number. We were just conversing about protein power and stuff. She had short gray hair, probably 5’6 140lbs, curvy. When I got home I just threw her number out because I put it in a bag, and forgot I had it. Ever since I was like 14 years old I could find older women attractive. Women in there 40s and 50s no problem, but even in their 60s I saw plenty that were decent. Especially a lot of celebrities like Helen Mirren, Susan Sarandon, and Jessica Lange for example. I would rate those women fairly high.
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post 1572398201 01-29-2019, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Did you get milk and cookies afterward?
That's the best part.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Then why the fuk are you even here?

Trying to impress us with how "normal" you are?

Can't make a post unless it sounds like it came from a 45 year old soccer mom?
Yeah all my posts are the first thing that comes to my mind. I thought we were all doing the same thing. That's gay.
post 1572398291 01-29-2019, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Swear to God, y'all sloots act like y'all never had some off the wall thoughts before. Bunch of boring sloots I swear.
I have fantasized about being with older women.

But like 40’s, not 60’s.

I’d kill myself before I slept with an old guy though, idk that’s just gross to me.
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post 1572398621 01-29-2019, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
But you’re far more boring than I am?
And you're a far bigger dickhead then me
post 1572398931 01-29-2019, 01:03 PM
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Oldest guy to ever ask me out was 70. I guess to him I would be considered a younger woman.
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post 1572398991 01-29-2019, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By bsrkoacar⏩
Probably would have been a good learning experiance for my younger self
It would have definitely taught you more than one life lesson. And then to benefit extra from telling the story so often, you would even start to spell experience correctly.
post 1572399001 01-29-2019, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
I’ve had more years to practice
Repped for being honest and expressing your thoughts
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Oldest I've smashed is 48 years old (last year with 2 diff women). That's definitely my ceiling lol
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post 1572399261 01-29-2019, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
I have fantasized about being with older women.

But like 40’s, not 60’s.

I’d kill myself before I slept with an old guy though, idk that’s just gross to me.
Do it and take pics for the misc. You don't have to tell ppl IRL, your secret is safe with us.
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post 1572399851 01-29-2019, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Do it and take pics for the misc. You don't have to tell ppl IRL, your secret is safe with us.
Lmao I have a boyfriend but if I were single I’d definitely consider it. I’m not big on casual sex but I may make an exception if the chance comes up and I’m single (or bf gives permission).

Had a chance once but she was flat chested and the main thing that interests me about women are the teddies, srs. I’ve had a fascination with teddies since forever.

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I was 30 and she was 58. She was a friend of a friend, and I had never seen her in person before, but she told me she had fat legs, so I met up with her at a hotel.

She did have fat legs and the sex was good...the first time. Every time we had sex after that it was just to stop her from snoring. In the morning she let out a huge pussy fart while she was in the bathroom pissing.

I left in shame, disgusted with myself.
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