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Thread: Have any of you ever had sexual relations with an old lady? (65+)

post 1572400291 01-29-2019, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
lol stahp playing, you'd totally get with some rich white dude in his 50s
Lmao no

I only fukk men I’m attracted to. Full head of hair and no wrinkles required.
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post 1572400411 01-29-2019, 01:22 PM
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post 1572400481 01-29-2019, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Lmao I have a boyfriend but if I were single I’d definitely consider it. I’m not big on casual sex but I may make an exception if the chance comes up and I’m single (or bf gives permission).

Had a chance once but she was flat chested and the main thing that interests me about women are the teddies, srs. I’ve had a fascination with teddies since forever.

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Maylie revealing her kinky side and here I thought she was straight as an arrow, figuratively and literally.
post 1572400571 01-29-2019, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
but your boy, mr. 30 seconds to mars and chit is almost 50
Jared Leto looks 25 which is the only reason I find him attractive

He is literally top 1% of dudes that age and you can’t really use him as the bar
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post 1572400641 01-29-2019, 01:25 PM
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post 1572400651 01-29-2019, 01:26 PM
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I'm amazed that people are still unaware Maylie is a man. No my dad is in his 50s. Any heterosexual female that was thinking about banging older dudes their dad wouldn't immediately come to their mind right away unless they're really into incest and vice versa your mom wouldn't immediately come to your mind.
post 1572400731 01-29-2019, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Maylie revealing her kinky side and here I thought she was straight as an arrow, figuratively and literally.
The taint of the misc is inescapable



lol, taint
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572400791 01-29-2019, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
would you bone brad pitt
I’ve never found him that attractive so you’re barking up the wrong tree

Also he’s had some work done and is looking kind of freaky these days
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post 1572400871 01-29-2019, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By AK5426⏩
I'm amazed that people are still unaware Maylie is a man. No my dad is in his 50s. Any heterosexual female that was thinking about banging older dudes their dad wouldn't immediately come to their mind right away unless they're really into incest and vice versa your mom wouldn't immediately come to your mind.
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post 1572400881 01-29-2019, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By AK5426⏩
I'm amazed that people are still unaware Maylie is a man. No my dad is in his 50s. Any heterosexual female that was thinking about banging older dudes their dad wouldn't immediately come to their mind right away unless they're really into incest and vice versa your mom wouldn't immediately come to your mind.
You’re a retard

“You’re old enough to be my dad” is a very common reaction among women when we’re creeped on by old dudes

Next
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post 1572400901 01-29-2019, 01:28 PM
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post 1572401041 01-29-2019, 01:29 PM
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Banged a 40-45 year old prostitute in Budapest (accident, she didn’t look anything like her pics) . Was the most awful thing I’ve ever done.

Brb skin feels groce, no youthful glow or firmness
Brb boobs resemblance are closer to socks made out of skin than actual breasts
Brb vagina feeling like an unplugged front loader washing machine
Brb spread her ass cheeks and they don’t immediately return shut, they just slowly ease their way back together
Fck u james
post 1572401111 01-29-2019, 01:30 PM
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post 1572401171 01-29-2019, 01:31 PM
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Oldest I smashed was 49. Looked a lot younger and was in good shape. Still had a nice ass too.

She smelled weird overall, though. I think it was a bad choice of perfume
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post 1572401201 01-29-2019, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
The taint of the misc is inescapable



lol, taint
I thought you said tent. I'm reading everything wrong.
post 1572401231 01-29-2019, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
wut's the difference between him and the discount-joker?
In my opinion JL is way better looking than almost any other celeb.

Brad Pitt is certainly hot but I don’t go crazy for him.

As for Jared Leto, those big blue eyes just melt me. Plus I’ve heard from reliable sources he’s packing a small country in his leather boxer shorts.

I also like his music.

I’ve had a thing for him forever though and there’s definitely some teenage crush goggles there.
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post 1572401291 01-29-2019, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I thought you said tent. I'm reading everything wrong.
Wipe the semen from your eyes and try again
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572401321 01-29-2019, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I thought you said tent. I'm reading everything wrong.
I dont wanna say you're a dumb blonde, but, you're certainly blonde.
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post 1572401431 01-29-2019, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
I dont wanna say you're a dumb blonde, but, you're certainly blonde.
No wonder you like talking to me, no need to think.
post 1572401491 01-29-2019, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
wut's the difference between him and the discount-joker?
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post 1572401621 01-29-2019, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
No wonder you like talking to me, no need to think.
I do my thinking off the misc lmao
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This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1572401821 01-29-2019, 01:38 PM
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Her pussy smelt like the great depression.
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post 1572401901 01-29-2019, 01:39 PM
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when I was 19 or 20 I smashed a 43 yo. Met her at a local bar. It was alright, I was super drunk and she gave me some pills. Banged her in her back yard, she said her son was inside the house. The son was older than me.

I talked to her twice on the phone after that but she never wanted to give up any late night booty after that so I never talked to her again. It would have probably been groce to see her in the daylight even though she had a decent body.

That is still the oldest for me.
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post 1572401981 01-29-2019, 01:40 PM
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post 1572402051 01-29-2019, 01:41 PM
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I think 65+ is way to freaking old brah I'd say no and I not a young buck anymore. That is some grandma **** right there and I saw grandma porn once on accident and it was groce.
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post 1572402291 01-29-2019, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Was it a creepy old guy or good looking one? I guess what I'm really askin is, did you kinda like it but not wanna say you did?
It was an old lady. Decent looking I guess. I said "ma'am this is the most action I got in the last 6 months.." Then she said "Haha me too" and winked. True story. For real. Southern old ladies likes to feelz.
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Originally Posted By DanielleGreen⏩
It was an old lady. Decent looking I guess. I said "ma'am this is the most action I got in the last 6 months.." Then she said "Haha me too" and winked. True story. For real. Southern old ladies likes to feelz.
Which airport was this again? For research I mean...
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572402561 01-29-2019, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
Her pussy smelt like 18th century London
Her pussy smelt like post renaissance France
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This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1572402801 01-29-2019, 01:50 PM
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I met a decent looking 56 year old fitness instructor....brought her back to the spot to watch a movie. We started making out and it was then that i realized she was fuking horrible at almost everything. It might be an anomaly but every milf i have fuked with has been a terrible kisser which is a gigantic turn off for me. The only good thing I can say older chicks have over younger is sometimes they have those big ol milf teddies. ...and it is only for a select few. I think its mostly this built up fantasy in your head that turns south once you actually go for it. Obviously there are exceptions, but for the most part, it ain't all its cracked up to be.
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65 year old ladies can't have sex they are all dried up like the sahara at that age. Don't let these plastic masks old lady celebrities are wearing fool you.
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