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Thread: NEWSFLASH: Chess is racist because white pieces move first! Rules will change! (srs!)

post 1576352441 03-21-2019, 06:48 PM
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inb4 chess becomes 32 same colour/gender pieces all with the same strength to represent equality among everyone
post 1576352491 03-21-2019, 06:48 PM
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Where the hell do you read that any rules are changing?

As part of this "equality" campaign, these two chess champions had a symbolic one-off game where the dark pieces started first. And they mentioned how it changed the dynamics of the game. They're not changing the overarching rules of Chess because racial connotations of the white pieces starting first.
post 1576352601 03-21-2019, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By BokaChele⏩
He does look a bit potato...

Definitely looks like he could have been in the movie slingblade
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post 1576352781 03-21-2019, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
inb4 chess becomes 32 same colour/gender pieces all with the same strength to represent equality among everyone
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post 1576353441 03-21-2019, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
inb4 chess becomes 32 same colour/gender pieces all with the same strength to represent equality among everyone
you mean like checkers?
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Inb4 chess is banned entirely as competition is a symptom of toxic masculinity!
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post 1576356971 03-21-2019, 07:57 PM
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inb4 chess pieces can identify as checkers
post 1576357131 03-21-2019, 07:58 PM
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Ill be honest, one of my sources of pride growing up as a white man, was those little perks like whites going first in chess

it reinforced what I already believed...

(not srs, but this is how the mentally ill left thinks we think)
post 1576362851 03-21-2019, 09:22 PM
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Can't wait for the bowling world champ to put his foot down about those innocent white pins just standing around getting attacked by that giant overly aggressive black ball.


Inb4 liberal response of "they're rednecks so they deserve it"
post 1576363131 03-21-2019, 09:28 PM
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This is why people kill.
post 1576363821 03-21-2019, 09:41 PM
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Anyone else remember Bobby Fischer's political rantings?

Remember, to be a chess champion, you literally have to be autistic srs. Chess is a game of perfect information and these guys sit around memorizing thousands of past games. There's a reason chess brahs all try to transition to poker (millions of dollars to be made), but they mostly fail to take money off even brain dead degenerate gamblers.
post 1576364361 03-21-2019, 09:51 PM
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Magnus?


more like


****gnus, amirite?
post 1576364581 03-21-2019, 09:55 PM
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There is actually “transgender opening” in chess, it’s a joke opening people can use in casual games where you switch king and queen places on your first few moves. Obviously the opening is terrible for you since you lose time and lose castling rights which may result in you coming under a strong attack from an opponent who was mobilizing while you were switching king and queen lol

There is also a “bong cloud” opening! Carlsen uses that as a joke.

Anyway, rules of chess are not changing, relax, Carlsen is young and made a stupid decision to support some idiotic leftist cause, it was a joke, a one time joke, nothing more. Luckily. You had me concerned OP lol, I had to go and read the article on cheeebase.
post 1576364781 03-21-2019, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
What the heck, just googled it, they do have Women's chess, but the women can enter the Open ( which is the Men's ).
Men are much MUCH better at chess than women. The reason why that is has been studied and is still not entirely understood, but we have some information about brain differences and cultural and physical aspects.

In top 100 chess players in the world there is one woman currently. Ranked in the 80s somewhere. She went as high as 60 something. In the past there was one elite true genius woman player (Judit Polgar) who peaked at #9 in the world. She was a f*cking beast.

Naturally when a woman is so strong it’s boring for her to play VS other women, so she played with men.
post 1576365111 03-21-2019, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By ****liGirl⏩
Guarantee you not a single black person gives a chit or even thought of it as a racial thing; whiteboi over here just wants some sjw points
Do black people even chess bro?
post 1576365151 03-21-2019, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Where the hell do you read that any rules are changing?

As part of this "equality" campaign, these two chess champions had a symbolic one-off game where the dark pieces started first. And they mentioned how it changed the dynamics of the game. They're not changing the overarching rules of Chess because racial connotations of the white pieces starting first.
holy fuk op is a cnn ****
post 1576369251 03-21-2019, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Agentdark45⏩
Inb4 chess is banned entirely as competition is a symptom of toxic masculinity!
Progressive muslims of peace...








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post 1576369381 03-21-2019, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩
Can't wait for the bowling world champ to put his foot down about those innocent white pins just standing around getting attacked by that giant overly aggressive black ball.
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All these damn games to where the rules state you must take turns in a clockwise direction.


Counter-clockwise or nothing!
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When will they remove the crown in the king to be more tolerant of Islam
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
He probably can't get laid since no girls care about chess players

This is his last ditch effort to get attention
Actually he's a celebrity in Norway cause they have nothing else going for them
post 1576370561 03-22-2019, 12:18 AM
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This is obviously just a joke
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post 1576370771 03-22-2019, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Magnus carlsen is 5ft2. He's a fukking midget.
This is sad
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Magnus carlsen is 5ft2. He's a fukking midget.
I think he's actually 5'11" or 6'0". There are pictures of him standing next to Liv Tyler, who is 5'10", and he's clearly a few inches
Originally Posted By Pumpinmirin⏩
Do black people even chess bro?
Go to Union Square Park or Washington Square Park in NYC and try to play chess with some of the Black locals. If you ain't up to par, you'll get hustled hard.
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
He probably can't get laid since no girls care about chess players

This is his last ditch effort to get attention


He's got a long-term girlfriend.

He's got those Neanderthal genetics. The big brow is a dead giveaway, and he probably has a larger than average brain, as Neanderthals did. Very likely high test as well.
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Just as long as the king is given the power to move in all directions, like his female counterpart.
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Originally Posted By BokaChele⏩
He does look a bit potato...

if Matt damon and adam devine had a baby
forgive English

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White privilege 52% winrate
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To fight privilege, black pieces get 2 moves each turn
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Originally Posted By Schnitzl⏩
you mean like checkers?
Checkers is still two colours you insensitive, bigoted, uncultured white swine...

The colours of the pieceshaveto be beige to represent mixed babies from an interracial couple
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