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honestly, the only way they can fix the plot and everything is if there are 4 or 5 movies, not 3. you know they can't explain all the chit in 7 and 8 and add all the stuff in 9 and expect it to stick like glue in 3 hours of a movie, if they'll even bother explaining some stuff. ffs did they even write the story for all 3 movies or did they just do it one by one?
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04-12-2019, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted By poolshark472⏩
It's...alright.Should I check out Solo? I really liked Rogue One but I couldn't get through The Force Awakens and I didn't even give The Last Jedi a chance after reading all the chit reviews it got.
Nothing spectacularly bad or good about it, just decent, which ironically makes it one of the better Disney SW movies. Han actually has a goal and motivation plus they actually took the effort and made a short scene that at least somewhat explains how he became a skilled fighter, so he's already a far better protagonist than Rey ever will be. I'd say give it a try if you like SW.
There is some cringe, but imo it's manageable and they definitely turned down the sjw meter.
04-12-2019, 04:25 PM
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Lol it’s gonna be a pile of **** like the previous two. Watched force awakens at the theatre - was expecting to be mind blown but came out like Meh, just average. Then TLJ reviews were so bad I didn’t even bother till a year later - and when I got round to watching it, my god what a steaming pile of horse manure! That movie literally killed any excitement I had for the last movie. Seriously don’t understand how this bish has so many Jedi powers with no training
04-12-2019, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Highwind7⏩
JJ and Johnson discussed some of the overarching plot elements, and JJ wrote the drafts for VIII and IX, but basically each of them was allowed to do what they wanted. Johnson apparently rewrote/dismissed most of JJ's draft, and we ended up with TLJ. Not implying that JJ's draft was any good, just saying that TLJ is all on Johnson. And KK.honestly, the only way they can fix the plot and everything is if there are 4 or 5 movies, not 3. you know they can't explain all the chit in 7 and 8 and add all the stuff in 9 and expect it to stick like glue in 3 hours of a movie, if they'll even bother explaining some stuff. ffs did they even write the story for all 3 movies or did they just do it one by one?
04-12-2019, 04:38 PM
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I like how they completely got rid of the likes/ dislikes on the video because they knew people would shiet on it
04-12-2019, 04:49 PM
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what a joke, did she really bring a lightsaber to a TIE fighter fight...
04-12-2019, 04:50 PM
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To comment on the trailer.
Disney can really go suck a dik. They teased us with Luke in TFA for nothing, teased us with him before TLJ, then went on and fuked over his whole character and killed him in the cringiest way possible.
And now he's a narrator for "The Rise of Skywalker", which sounds like a title for a fanfic written by a 12 year old. Guess there will be some scene where Rey summons all the Force Ghosts to teach Kylo and the rest about the power of love and respect. The Palpatine - Joker laugh in the end is the icing on the cringe-cake.
Really looks like damage control turned up to eleven by shoving in as many OT references as possible.
On the plus side they apparently ditched Rose "if we kill them they win" and went with the Finn-Poe bromance. Or not.
Disney can really go suck a dik. They teased us with Luke in TFA for nothing, teased us with him before TLJ, then went on and fuked over his whole character and killed him in the cringiest way possible.
And now he's a narrator for "The Rise of Skywalker", which sounds like a title for a fanfic written by a 12 year old. Guess there will be some scene where Rey summons all the Force Ghosts to teach Kylo and the rest about the power of love and respect. The Palpatine - Joker laugh in the end is the icing on the cringe-cake.
Really looks like damage control turned up to eleven by shoving in as many OT references as possible.
On the plus side they apparently ditched Rose "if we kill them they win" and went with the Finn-Poe bromance. Or not.
04-12-2019, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By leafs43⏩
It means Anakin is going to get resurrected.
He was the only one to master both light and dark sides.
That final shot is on Endor, where the 2nd death star blew up.
He was the only one to master both light and dark sides.
That final shot is on Endor, where the 2nd death star blew up.

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04-12-2019, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By SlothLord⏩
the last one was the last jedi now its the rise of the jedi? da fukkI dont understand the title.
I thought all those Soywalkers were dead.
I thought all those Soywalkers were dead.
04-12-2019, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Famuz⏩
Maybe Kylo will blow everyone away and throw palpatine down an elevator shaftTitle has 100% got to be about kylo ren if that is palpatine laughing at the end and he somehow comes back my guess is kylo will either turn good or some shet. No way Rey will be a skywalker.
Something super original like that
04-12-2019, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
Would fukin die of laughter if that happened, srs.Maybe Kylo will blow everyone away and throw palpatine down an elevator shaft
Something super original like that
Something super original like that
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Only way i would watch it if there is Darth Jar Jar.
04-12-2019, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Vhagar⏩
- Snoke's corpse gets possessed by Palpatine, because Sith Force Ghosts are now a thingMaybe Kylo will blow everyone away and throw palpatine down an elevator shaft
Something super original like that
Something super original like that
- Kylo will try to turn Rey to the Dark Side just like Vader did with Luke
- Rey resists, reaches out to Kylo, because she sees the good inside him
- Snokatine zaps Rey
- Kylo has a change of heart, throws down Snokatine down an elevator shaft, then dies, but before that he tells Anakin's Force Ghost that "he finished what he started" as a throwback to TFA
- Kylo becomes a Light Side Force Ghost, all the ghosts appear and praise Rey
- timeskip, Rey gives birth to Kylo's kid and runs a Jedi daycare
- Anakin and Kylo appear, "lmao younglings, let's finish what I started" and go ham on them
50 billion dollars bb
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Coming from someone who has read most of the EU books, played almost every Star Wars game ever, and listens to SW audiobooks daily, I just don't think I can possibly have any excitement for this. TLJ was the nail in the coffin for me. That's okay though, I just pretend that this new trilogy doesn't exist and stick with the EU.
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The main issue is when the first 3 star wars came out, nothing like it had ever been seen before. From the storyline to the effects to the characters.
It was all new and exciting.
But now, in 2019, we have seen better effects and just as good a characters with WAY better story lines and production/editing/dialogue.
I mean lets face it, go back and watch the first 3 star wars. It was made for kids. The acting was for kids. From the dialogue to the characters. Ewoks? Really?
The problem is as I said above, we have seen all of these same effects now a million times. So they really needed to improve their story/acting/ and direction and if anything it has gotten worse. And now you have the identity politics/SJW push included in the movies...and that sucks.
Which is a shame.
It was all new and exciting.
But now, in 2019, we have seen better effects and just as good a characters with WAY better story lines and production/editing/dialogue.
I mean lets face it, go back and watch the first 3 star wars. It was made for kids. The acting was for kids. From the dialogue to the characters. Ewoks? Really?
The problem is as I said above, we have seen all of these same effects now a million times. So they really needed to improve their story/acting/ and direction and if anything it has gotten worse. And now you have the identity politics/SJW push included in the movies...and that sucks.
Which is a shame.
04-12-2019, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
Yea, I'd like to see a darker Star Wars, more emphasis on war and not fantasy and adventure. Sort of like the Clone Wars show but more gritty and gory like Band of Brothers. Of course this will never happen because its become more of a family movie and children watch it and buy the toys.I mean lets face it, go back and watch the first 3 star wars. It was made for kids. The acting was for kids. From the dialogue to the characters. Ewoks? Really?
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04-12-2019, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩
Rogue One was originally much like what you're describing.Yea, I'd like to see a darker Star Wars, more emphasis on war and not fantasy and adventure. Sort of like the Clone Wars show but more gritty and gory like Band of Brothers. Of course this will never happen because its become more of a family movie and children watch it and buy the toys.
They had to reshoot a ton of scenes because Disney was like "nope nope nope, too violent".
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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson⏩
Only way i would watch it if there is Darth Jar Jar.
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04-13-2019, 08:01 AM
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I'm not gonna go into this with very low expectations, the good film Disney has made so far is rogue one so i'm not gonna have high expectations.
Nothing I post is serious.
Not srs
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Originally Posted By devilbones⏩
"Jar Jar is the key to all of this."-George Lucas, 1999
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i hope Ryan Johnson directed it
04-13-2019, 08:49 AM
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The best thing about this trailer is that RedLetterMedia should be doing another nerd crew episode.
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Originally Posted By OptimistPrime11⏩
The special effects in Star Wars were actually subpar for the era. Kubrik made 2001: Odysee in space nearly a decade earlier. Battlestar Galactica had better effects during the same time despite being a TV show.The main issue is when the first 3 star wars came out, nothing like it had ever been seen before. From the storyline to the effects to the characters.
Space Opera weren't a new genre either...
Originally Posted By Highwind7⏩
Deadhard to believe. dude looked like an incel.
Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
Endor could have different climates and vegetation as well. It had in those cheap Ewok spin off movies.that didn't look like Endor, how could that piece of the Death Star be there at the end?
The surrounding landscape could also be devastated by something that large crashing there. Realistically this would be as bad as that meteor that is supposed to have wiped out the dinosaurs.
Originally Posted By ohiostate124⏩
Rise of the Skywalker could also be the rise of Vader/Anakin. He would have been on the Death Star.Maybe she’s another force baby like Anakin.
Originally Posted By Pandaz619⏩
What? Are you blind? He tried way too hard to do his best Harrison Ford impersonation, which sadly made him look more like something from a SNL-skit than an actual movie.Yoooooo fuk this movie. Kathleen Kennedy and RJ ruined this franchise, they pretty much disrespected and bitch slapped every loyal star wars fan with the TLJ and even the solo movie. Everyone saying they enjoyed the Solo movie, go fuk yourselves. They completely ruined Han Solo,the main actor in solo didnt even try to act like the real Han.And wtf Han was young during the first trilogy, there was no need for a back story.
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