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06-10-2019, 09:06 AM
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Went in with low expectations. I actually liked it. Cant believe the hate it is getting. I was expecting a mess, but it had a coherent story, good action, good effects, etc. Magneto stole the show. Its a 7/10 at worst
Me and the people in my screening all groaned at the X-women line.
Me and the people in my screening all groaned at the X-women line.
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06-10-2019, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Underwrought⏩
Whoa whoa whoa99.9% white straight male audience
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06-10-2019, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
LoldIn my theater, when JLaw delivered that line (finally!), the entire audience literally started screaming, "Yaaaaas!! Yaaaaass!!! Yaaaaaas!!!" over and over.
Then, a non-binary male to femayle transgendered individual stood up and yelled, "Everyone! Be quiet for a moment! Look at me!"
The entire theater immediately went quiet. The projectionist turned the volume of the movie down to a whisper.
Then, with tears in xer eyes, this brave male to femayle non-binary hubeing proudly proclaimed, "I'm with... HER!!! Yaaaaasss!!!!"
Silence returned.
Every single hubeing in the theater began to openly weep, then, one by one, everyone stood up and gave this amazing and brave huindividual a standing ovation as we all started chanting, "Yass! Yaas!! Yaas!!! Yaas!!!!" and the thunderous clapping was nearly deafening.
It was the most touching and amazing moment in my entire life.
Finally, for once a mixed-race audience of perbeings of color, Hispanics, peaceful Muslims, handicapable beings and womyn were all able to stand up and, for the first time in herstory, they were allowed to speak their minds and be heard.
Thank you, Disney and thank you, Jennifer Lawrence.
Then, a non-binary male to femayle transgendered individual stood up and yelled, "Everyone! Be quiet for a moment! Look at me!"
The entire theater immediately went quiet. The projectionist turned the volume of the movie down to a whisper.
Then, with tears in xer eyes, this brave male to femayle non-binary hubeing proudly proclaimed, "I'm with... HER!!! Yaaaaasss!!!!"
Silence returned.
Every single hubeing in the theater began to openly weep, then, one by one, everyone stood up and gave this amazing and brave huindividual a standing ovation as we all started chanting, "Yass! Yaas!! Yaas!!! Yaas!!!!" and the thunderous clapping was nearly deafening.
It was the most touching and amazing moment in my entire life.
Finally, for once a mixed-race audience of perbeings of color, Hispanics, peaceful Muslims, handicapable beings and womyn were all able to stand up and, for the first time in herstory, they were allowed to speak their minds and be heard.
Thank you, Disney and thank you, Jennifer Lawrence.
I was excited to see this one. Probably will still watch it but i didn't like Phoenix character in Apocalypse either
06-10-2019, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
The stars in the movie seem to think there is an agendaYou see, the problem is that you're focusing on the things in life that don't matter. The studio threw that one sentence in there, a 2 second quip in a 1.5 hour movie, to try and capitalize on a societal movement. Hearing that did not affect the movie, the plot or my life as the viewer in any way, shape or form. It was a standard Xmen movie with no hidden feminist agenda. You are letting that line in the trailer impact your life far too heavily brah.

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06-10-2019, 09:17 AM
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is it too much to ask for a movie without a feminist or LGBT agenda?
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
I don't disagree with this at all. While I think this is accurate and them throwing it in there to advance the story, I am also able to shrug it off.The problem is most women can't stand comic book movies. So they are pandering to an audience that doesn't exist.
All they are doing is alienating the nerdy zit faced comic book fans who happen to be 99 percent male. Those guys don't want to deal with feminism in their fiction. They get enough estrogen overdose at the libtard school systems.
So sure go piss off your fanbase that exists to cater to one that will never exist.
All they are doing is alienating the nerdy zit faced comic book fans who happen to be 99 percent male. Those guys don't want to deal with feminism in their fiction. They get enough estrogen overdose at the libtard school systems.
So sure go piss off your fanbase that exists to cater to one that will never exist.
Originally Posted By LegDayLol⏩
They are just aware enough to know it it will piss off you future shooter virgins. Srs.The stars in the movie seem to think there is an agenda


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With the drop off between DoFP and that ****ty Apocalypse movie, I knew this one would suck too. Shame because they really wasted having an amazing Magneto actor.
I won't be shocked if super hero movies in general start making a lot less money now that The Avengers is over. Don't think people want to start fresh.
I won't be shocked if super hero movies in general start making a lot less money now that The Avengers is over. Don't think people want to start fresh.
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06-10-2019, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Logan was phenomenal. That sht should have won an oscar. I liked First Class, Armageddon and Days of Futures Past as well. This one felt like a made for TV movie.I'm honestly disappointed this movie did so poorly. I was actually gonna see it until the whole x-women thing. I really liked Logan, and I was hoping that had set the bar for good X Men films in the future. Was it not by the same studio?
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06-10-2019, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By JonEh10⏩
Should ofThey should of ended the series with Logan
Can’t wait for the mcu reboot.
Can’t wait for the mcu reboot.
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Honestly they should have stopped at Apocalypse.
brb strongest original mutant awakens, hellbent on ruling the world
brb final fight consists of around a dozen screaming mutants throwing rebar at each other in some random junkyard
Pity, because the opening and especially Magneto's forest and foundry scenes were great.
First Class was great, DoFP ok, and now we're here. I realize that the Prof X - Magneto on-off bromance can only be rehashed so many times, but they should have realized that nobody gives a chit about Scott - the blandest most boring motherfuker in existence - and Jean, especially without any buildup. And just fuk off with JLaw's Mystique getting any focus. Rebecca Romijn's Mystique barely had any lines and was still a lot more badass and relevant.
brb strongest original mutant awakens, hellbent on ruling the world
brb final fight consists of around a dozen screaming mutants throwing rebar at each other in some random junkyard
Pity, because the opening and especially Magneto's forest and foundry scenes were great.
First Class was great, DoFP ok, and now we're here. I realize that the Prof X - Magneto on-off bromance can only be rehashed so many times, but they should have realized that nobody gives a chit about Scott - the blandest most boring motherfuker in existence - and Jean, especially without any buildup. And just fuk off with JLaw's Mystique getting any focus. Rebecca Romijn's Mystique barely had any lines and was still a lot more badass and relevant.
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Originally Posted By RonaldMcflurry⏩
Was Logan really that good? Might have to finally watch.Logan was phenomenal. That sht should have won an oscar. I liked First Class, Armageddon and Days of Futures Past as well. This one felt like a made for TV movie.
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meh, i'm like a year behind on these garbage movies anyways.
still didn't see captain marvel, endgame or shazam. somehow i lived. surprised that these movies haven't really fatigued the audience yet. or maybe they did.
still didn't see captain marvel, endgame or shazam. somehow i lived. surprised that these movies haven't really fatigued the audience yet. or maybe they did.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'm not really an X-men fan, but Logan was amazing.Was Logan really that good? Might have to finally watch.
Also, can someone aware me on this X-Woman line or whatever you're talking about?
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Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
2:15I'm not really an X-men fan, but Logan was amazing.
Also, can someone aware me on this X-Woman line or whatever you're talking about?
Also, can someone aware me on this X-Woman line or whatever you're talking about?
06-10-2019, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Ah, nothing like some quality chitposting to start your day.In my theater, when JLaw delivered that line (finally!), the entire audience literally started screaming, "Yaaaaas!! Yaaaaass!!! Yaaaaaas!!!" over and over.
Then, a non-binary male to femayle transgendered individual stood up and yelled, "Everyone! Be quiet for a moment! Look at me!"
The entire theater immediately went quiet. The projectionist turned the volume of the movie down to a whisper.
Then, with tears in xer eyes, this brave male to femayle non-binary hubeing proudly proclaimed, "I'm with... HER!!! Yaaaaasss!!!!"
Silence returned.
Every single hubeing in the theater began to openly weep, then, one by one, everyone stood up and gave this amazing and brave huindividual a standing ovation as we all started chanting, "Yass! Yaas!! Yaas!!! Yaas!!!!" and the thunderous clapping was nearly deafening.
It was the most touching and amazing moment in my entire life.
Finally, for once a mixed-race audience of perbeings of color, Hispanics, peaceful Muslims, handicapable beings and womyn were all able to stand up and, for the first time in herstory, they were allowed to speak their minds and be heard.
Thank you, Disney and thank you, Jennifer Lawrence.
Then, a non-binary male to femayle transgendered individual stood up and yelled, "Everyone! Be quiet for a moment! Look at me!"
The entire theater immediately went quiet. The projectionist turned the volume of the movie down to a whisper.
Then, with tears in xer eyes, this brave male to femayle non-binary hubeing proudly proclaimed, "I'm with... HER!!! Yaaaaasss!!!!"
Silence returned.
Every single hubeing in the theater began to openly weep, then, one by one, everyone stood up and gave this amazing and brave huindividual a standing ovation as we all started chanting, "Yass! Yaas!! Yaas!!! Yaas!!!!" and the thunderous clapping was nearly deafening.
It was the most touching and amazing moment in my entire life.
Finally, for once a mixed-race audience of perbeings of color, Hispanics, peaceful Muslims, handicapable beings and womyn were all able to stand up and, for the first time in herstory, they were allowed to speak their minds and be heard.
Thank you, Disney and thank you, Jennifer Lawrence.

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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Nah it was basically a rip off of terminator genysys. If you've seen that you've seen Logan.Was Logan really that good? Might have to finally watch.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Eh...not really? Much more emotional depth to Logan than Terminator. Maybe similar in certain respects but it's a reach.Nah it was basically a rip off of terminator genysys. If you've seen that you've seen Logan.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Honestly, this is probably the worst and dumbest posts in the history of this website. Good job sir, it takes a lot to post something so objectively terrible I have to question whether the world should just end because we as a humanity has failed.Nah it was basically a rip off of terminator genysys. If you've seen that you've seen Logan.
I have to commend you for having a statement so utterly stupid.
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06-10-2019, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Was Logan really that good? Might have to finally watch.

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Originally Posted By umadbroski⏩
why you tryin to keep marginalized groups down brah?is it too much to ask for a movie without a feminist or LGBT agenda?
Wait don't answer, I know why

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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
In my theater when JLaw dropped that line, all the short-haired women in the theater started scissoring each other.In my theater, when JLaw delivered that line (finally!), the entire audience literally started screaming, "Yaaaaas!! Yaaaaass!!! Yaaaaaas!!!" over and over.
Then, a non-binary male to femayle transgendered individual stood up and yelled, "Everyone! Be quiet for a moment! Look at me!"
The entire theater immediately went quiet. The projectionist turned the volume of the movie down to a whisper.
Then, with tears in xer eyes, this brave male to femayle non-binary hubeing proudly proclaimed, "I'm with... HER!!! Yaaaaasss!!!!"
Silence returned.
Every single hubeing in the theater began to openly weep, then, one by one, everyone stood up and gave this amazing and brave huindividual a standing ovation as we all started chanting, "Yass! Yaas!! Yaas!!! Yaas!!!!" and the thunderous clapping was nearly deafening.
It was the most touching and amazing moment in my entire life.
Finally, for once a mixed-race audience of perbeings of color, Hispanics, peaceful Muslims, handicapable beings and womyn were all able to stand up and, for the first time in herstory, they were allowed to speak their minds and be heard.
Thank you, Disney and thank you, Jennifer Lawrence.
Then, a non-binary male to femayle transgendered individual stood up and yelled, "Everyone! Be quiet for a moment! Look at me!"
The entire theater immediately went quiet. The projectionist turned the volume of the movie down to a whisper.
Then, with tears in xer eyes, this brave male to femayle non-binary hubeing proudly proclaimed, "I'm with... HER!!! Yaaaaasss!!!!"
Silence returned.
Every single hubeing in the theater began to openly weep, then, one by one, everyone stood up and gave this amazing and brave huindividual a standing ovation as we all started chanting, "Yass! Yaas!! Yaas!!! Yaas!!!!" and the thunderous clapping was nearly deafening.
It was the most touching and amazing moment in my entire life.
Finally, for once a mixed-race audience of perbeings of color, Hispanics, peaceful Muslims, handicapable beings and womyn were all able to stand up and, for the first time in herstory, they were allowed to speak their minds and be heard.
Thank you, Disney and thank you, Jennifer Lawrence.
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Originally Posted By RonaldMcflurry⏩
I loved that movie but the language was too vulgar. I'm by no means some type of puritan but I enjoy the edited version more. Professor X just seemed like they had him use horrible language for shock valueLogan was phenomenal. That sht should have won an oscar.
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Originally Posted By 2RDEYE⏩
i thought xmen 2 was better, but Logan 2nd bestlogan was the only good xmen movie ever. that's the way xmen movies should be made.
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Originally Posted By 2RDEYE⏩
Disagree, First Class was fuking awesomelogan was the only good xmen movie ever. that's the way xmen movies should be made.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
It's the Aquaman of the Fox X-Men films. Comparatively you'd think it's amazing because so much else was complete dross...until you look at it objectively and realize Jackman carries the entire thing as he has so much else. Wack story, poorly fleshed-out supporting characters, Z-list villains, all the usual failings.Was Logan really that good? Might have to finally watch.
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They did like 3 screenings and they all bombed.
Apparently during the more serious scenes people busted out laughing.
It started it's marketing campaign like 2 months ago which was the first time I heard about it -- as stated, X3 did it better.
Apparently during the more serious scenes people busted out laughing.
It started it's marketing campaign like 2 months ago which was the first time I heard about it -- as stated, X3 did it better.
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Came to say this.You see, the problem is that you're focusing on the things in life that don't matter. The studio threw that one sentence in there, a 2 second quip in a 1.5 hour movie, to try and capitalize on a societal movement. Hearing that did not affect the movie, the plot or my life as the viewer in any way, shape or form. It was a standard Xmen movie with no hidden feminist agenda. You are letting that line in the trailer impact your life far too heavily brah.
Seemed to me like Jennifer Lawrence muscled that line in there, cuz she has leverage as an A-list actor filling a contractual obligation for a movie way below her pay grade. There's really no other agenda to the movie besides background-radiation level Hollywood liberalism.
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Originally Posted By gluon⏩
X Men: First Class.lmao @ an x-men movie without wolverine. completely worthless
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