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Thread: Best of Tinder Portland edition.

post 1594564771 12-30-2019, 02:14 PM
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Not a single one has a job that pays above minimum wage.

I'm shocked.
post 1594565081 12-30-2019, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By JT11RTR⏩
Too many sad and disturbed people in Portland.
On dating apps, yeah.
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post 1594565091 12-30-2019, 02:21 PM
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Good Lord. I need to spray my screen with Holy Water. I thought Austin was bad with these liberal secular heathen sloots. Portland is 10x worse.
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post 1594565261 12-30-2019, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By WishIWasJawBrah⏩
Why is that?
Got a huge promotion at work that took me to the middle of nowhere. Also put me on the level where things are boring and get political. Was making a great salary, vesting (at current valuation) like 20k worth of stock a year, had an 8k yearly bonus, big office and was absolutely fukin miserable.


Took all my material things and went to my oneitis and I'm talking THE oneitis. Girl I've known since the 2nd grade. Always chased after her and she always shot me down. This time she shot me down so hard I didnt even get a chance to show off my money lol. I then proceeded to regress and make a fool out of myself before taking my lick and moving on. This was in like May.

After that I realized I had everything I never wanted. Money can buy you everything that isnt of actual value. I thought I needed that stuff to get her but she gave no fuks.

Took a voluntary demotion back to my old position including a pay cut. But not just any pay cut, they gave me a "fuk you" pay cut to less than what it was before. Due to company policy im entitled to a pay adjustment bonus that makes up the difference for one year. So I get a monthly installment there. Still at 6 figures for another 12 months. Grabbed the first location I could which was PDX.

Decided to follow my real passion and use the time to apply to fire departments and here I am chilling in Portland.
Originally Posted By sword_⏩
Good Lord. I need to spray my screen with Holy Water. I thought Austin was bad with these liberal secular heathen sloots. Portland is 10x worse.
God damn fukin love Austin though. Havent been there in a decade. Austin was another location I could have got. Then Phoenix and San Antonio. But the oneitis lives in on of those and I embarrassed myself so bad I'm sure I would have run into her now.
Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
On dating apps, yeah.
You in for a PDX misc meetup?
Originally Posted By Slurgie⏩
Not a single one has a job that pays above minimum wage.

I'm shocked.
Lol

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post 1594565391 12-30-2019, 02:25 PM
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That bitch needs to hydrate
post 1594565541 12-30-2019, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
God damn fukin love Austin though. Havent been there in a decade. Austin was another location I could have got. Then Phoenix and San Antonio. But the oneitis lives in on of those and I embarrassed myself so bad I'm sure I would have run into her now.
Austin is okay but we have an influx of Californians so you get a very leftist sentiment amongst the people especially women there. Gotta avoid the purple haired, heavily tattooed, and very SJW minded women if you want to keep your sanity. I'm in a relationship now and thankfully because there's tons of looneys out there.
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post 1594565611 12-30-2019, 02:28 PM
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Wow bro this is so sad! I dated a chick going to U.P. in 2014 and she was a little bit of a nutcase. Literally my most regrettable decision of my entire life. I denied dating her at first and held strong, but got sucked into it because Im weak with those sweet sugar walls.

Also in 2018 I took a job 1 hour east of Portland, set my dating profiles to 100 mile radius and got the most rancid girls ever. Made me realize how much better Seattle is even though it is a liberal dump too.
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post 1594565621 12-30-2019, 02:29 PM
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More proof we as a society should have never closed down the asylums
post 1594565691 12-30-2019, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
Austin is okay but we have an influx of Californians so you get a very leftist sentiment amongst the people especially women there. Gotta avoid the purple haired, heavily tattooed, and very SJW minded women if you want to keep your sanity. I'm in a relationship now and thankfully because there's tons of looneys out there.
I heard it's getting worse, especially the cost of living. Wish Californians would stay in the **** hole they created.
post 1594565761 12-30-2019, 02:32 PM
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Jesus, lol.

Obviously, I'm assuming you're cherry picking here, so what do you think is the percentage for this kind of ridiculousness?
Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
I heard it's getting worse, especially the cost of living. Wish Californians would stay in the **** hole they created.
I live in California and rarely see this kind of thing.
Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
lolz no he somehow finds the best looking normal ones. Op and Ratfish have similar facial aesthetics (minus Ratfish plump lips), OP is legit low key raging.
He's not on Tinder and knows how to charm them. Can't hate. Got to respect a man who makes the most with what he's got as opposed to some "Chad" who gets results with zero effort.
post 1594565821 12-30-2019, 02:33 PM
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the **** is up with piss girls ****ty trailer Tatts ? if you're gonna be covered in Tatts get some nice ones ****

could still get it if her face was a little better

tinders **** now , I still get laid off of it with mostly 5s but it should only be used as a supplement not a crutch dawgie

I just keep deleting my profile every few weeks and buy a boost or two to get a 100 or so matches in 3 days after making it again

now they have super boost so the push you even lower in the deck if you don't buy it , ****ing bull****
post 1594565851 12-30-2019, 02:33 PM
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post 1594565911 12-30-2019, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Tell her she has a nice bush.
post 1594566101 12-30-2019, 02:38 PM
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not surprised, you couldnt tell the difference if your tinder was set to libtard utopia portland or if it was set to filter only "journalists" from vox.com


I can smell these pictures and they smell like body odor and bad vagina hygiene.
post 1594566121 12-30-2019, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
This one

post 1594566271 12-30-2019, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
missed this one but looks pretty good to me but I like alt/emo types. she has a nice face but the rest are absolutely disgusting
post 1594566501 12-30-2019, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Got a huge promotion at work that took me to the middle of nowhere. Also put me on the level where things are boring and get political. Was making a great salary, vesting (at current valuation) like 20k worth of stock a year, had an 8k yearly bonus, big office and was absolutely fukin miserable.


Took all my material things and went to my oneitis and I'm talking THE oneitis. Girl I've known since the 2nd grade. Always chased after her and she always shot me down. This time she shot me down so hard I didnt even get a chance to show off my money lol. I then proceeded to regress and make a fool out of myself before taking my lick and moving on. This was in like May.

After that I realized I had everything I never wanted. Money can buy you everything that isnt of actual value. I thought I needed that stuff to get her but she gave no fuks.

Took a voluntary demotion back to my old position including a pay cut. But not just any pay cut, they gave me a "fuk you" pay cut to less than what it was before. Due to company policy im entitled to a pay adjustment bonus that makes up the difference for one year. So I get a monthly installment there. Still at 6 figures for another 12 months. Grabbed the first location I could which was PDX.

Decided to follow my real passion and use the time to apply to fire departments and here I am chilling in Portland.
wut you took a giant pay cut to move to portland? why? Why didnt you just stay in bumfuk for a few years and bank the salary while looking for someplace better than chithole portland.
post 1594566921 12-30-2019, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
wut you took a giant pay cut to move to portland? why? Why didnt you just stay in bumfuk for a few years and bank the salary while looking for someplace better than chithole portland.
Was starting to look at my Glock like it was tasty if you catch my drift. Plus I got that pay adjustment bonus and want to leave the corporate world to become a firefighter.



Hot hairstylist responded. We have a date next Friday for drinks.
Originally Posted By NearlyBigAngus⏩
Tell her she has a nice bush.
lolz figured I'd be guy #999 to give her that line.
Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Jesus, lol.

Obviously, I'm assuming you're cherry picking here, so what do you think is the percentage for this kind of ridiculousness?



I live in California and rarely see this kind of thing.



He's not on Tinder and knows how to charm them. Can't hate. Got to respect a man who makes the most with what he's got as opposed to some "Chad" who gets results with zero effort.
I'd put it at about 25% being fukin weirdos that is. I left out normal people who are just not attractive or a little eccentric.

Yeah Ratfish makes me question what I am really doing wrong.
post 1594568591 12-30-2019, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
I'd put it at about 25% being fukin weirdos that is. I left out normal people who are just not attractive or a little eccentric.

Yeah Ratfish makes me question what I am really doing wrong.
Goddamn. I lived in LA, and even there it was probably less than 10% on Tinder. Even in real life, I rarely saw it except in specific neighborhoods.
post 1594568861 12-30-2019, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains⏩
Goddamn. I lived in LA, and even there it was probably less than 10% on Tinder. Even in real life, I rarely saw it except in specific neighborhoods.
Yes this city is interesting. Almost everyone has a light dusting of mental illness.


Also all the hipsters apparently left already. That **** is over with, sadly fewer hipster chicks.
post 1594568981 12-30-2019, 03:19 PM
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In on potentially legendary We On TV thread.

Inb4 Reddit *******s join and post even more cuck threads and copy and pasted incel bs.
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Just saw this while swiping near Portland. My search is only for women btw LOL

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post 1594569281 12-30-2019, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
Austin is okay but we have an influx of Californians so you get a very leftist sentiment amongst the people especially women there. Gotta avoid the purple haired, heavily tattooed, and very SJW minded women if you want to keep your sanity. I'm in a relationship now and thankfully because there's tons of looneys out there.
You need a wall, man. My understanding is that lefty Californians turn the states they move to blue, like cancer.

Portland is like Sydney's Newtown, but worse.
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post 1594569291 12-30-2019, 03:24 PM
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You must have low test (srs) I'd wreck them.
post 1594569431 12-30-2019, 03:26 PM
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I take it back let them be, as long as they are happy who cares how they express themselves try being nicer to your fellow humans instead of being *******s...

Semi srs
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Originally Posted By dogorman7⏩
missed this one but looks pretty good to me but I like alt/emo types.she has a nice facebut the rest are absolutely disgusting
JFL you can't be serious. "She" looks like a fookin man with that lantern jaw.

Legit rocky horror picture show:

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Holy fuk what are those things? Been planning a USA road trip for next summer and now i'm going to avoid all of Oregon like the plague fuk that chit...
post 1594571101 12-30-2019, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
No way that is 26. She is no less than 48.
post 1594572031 12-30-2019, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus⏩
JFL you can't be serious. "She" looks like a fookin man with that lantern jaw.

Legit rocky horror picture show:

Probably just the angle and lighting


So you’d rather have an fat round 3 chin then ?
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portland is the biggest lib shthole known to man. **** that place

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