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12-31-2019, 01:06 PM
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Thanks, OP. You're doing Gods work, but now I also need to rinse my eyes out.

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12-31-2019, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Meralus⏩
That's only "sanity" if they're for sale at a price that's affordable to the average man, which they aren't. Good luck having easy sex (or any sex at all for that matter) with those useless attention whores.Thanks, OP. You're doing Gods work, but now I also need to rinse my eyes out.
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12-31-2019, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
I just puked in my mouth. Srsly.You dont think this is beautiful brah?








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12-31-2019, 02:21 PM
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shorty with the bow and arrow is bad
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12-31-2019, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Good to know. Yeah, the scenery in the NW is incredible. Im honestly over the heat in the south. Probably gonna head towards IL/MI/MN/WI after school. I love cold weather and actually having 4 seasons.Well I can't tell if they unmatched first or not. Does the convo disappear if they unmatch? I assume radio silence means they unmatched.
Hinge seems to be pretty good. I usually do terrible on apps but seem to be talking to fairly nice normal women on hinge.
I used to live in Raleigh and then Charlotte. Don't bother coming. If anything go to Charlotte. I mean its a cool city overall but maybe not worth the cross country move. Hard to say really. Rentals and houses are expensive as ****.
Edit: Take that with a grain of salt from me I havent been here long to be fair and I do love the scenery.
Hinge seems to be pretty good. I usually do terrible on apps but seem to be talking to fairly nice normal women on hinge.
I used to live in Raleigh and then Charlotte. Don't bother coming. If anything go to Charlotte. I mean its a cool city overall but maybe not worth the cross country move. Hard to say really. Rentals and houses are expensive as ****.
Edit: Take that with a grain of salt from me I havent been here long to be fair and I do love the scenery.
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12-31-2019, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By AltarOfPlagues⏩
What does that mean? Does 'bad' mean 'good'? Because she's so far the most attractive.shorty with the bow and arrow is bad
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12-31-2019, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By kovalchuk71⏩
I despise cold weather. The PNW tends to have four distinct seasons all of which are pretty mild.Good to know. Yeah, the scenery in the NW is incredible. Im honestly over the heat in the south. Probably gonna head towards IL/MI/MN/WI after school. I love cold weather and actually having 4 seasons.
Originally Posted By SAD_COW_DISEASE⏩
Yes "bad" = "sexy"What does that mean? Does 'bad' mean 'good'? Because she's so far the most attractive.
12-31-2019, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By SAD_COW_DISEASE⏩
This is giving me Fresh Prince of Bel-Air flashbacks.What does that mean? Does 'bad' mean 'good'? Because she's so far the most attractive.
12-31-2019, 03:49 PM
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Wonder what the FA / incel / MGTOW statistics are in Portland.
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12-31-2019, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
No idea.Wonder what the FA / incel / MGTOW statistics are in Portland.
lolz my HR girl (not the one I made a fool of myself in front of) just questioned me about the other HR chick. I played stupid.
12-31-2019, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted By billclintonnn⏩
No, socal is nothing like this. Time to nuke portland.This is pretty much any liberal city.
12-31-2019, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Meralus⏩
So many other threads here to get sanity from............Thanks, OP. You're doing Gods work, but now I also need to rinse my eyes out.

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01-01-2020, 01:29 AM
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I've been in Oregon for 3 months and I think I can say that dating here is an absolute trainwreck. No1 actually wants to go out, no1 wants to fuk (except the 30+ year olds), and they all think they're quirky, when actually they're just fuked in the head. Also, lots of ugly chicks thinking they're the prize.
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01-01-2020, 01:36 AM
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lol wtf. how often do these non binary species pop up? i might see like 1 in a 1000 profiles in sydney.
01-01-2020, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERDUKE1290⏩
Portland is a very LGBTQI friendly city. Many places have gender neutral bathrooms, locker rooms have private changing stalls, and the city is openly sympathetic to LGBTQI rights. It's not uncommon to see gays or even trans in public. I'd guess it's about 10% of the population is LGBTQI. There are a lot of "nonbinary" types around. My guess is a lot of ppl move here due to its tolerance. This is one of the bastions of free speech in the US, and it isn't uncommon to walk by a demonstration where a guy is screaming that "*******s will burn in hell" and he is surrounded by others calling him an ahole.lol wtf. how often do these non binary species pop up? i might see like 1 in a 1000 profiles in sydney.
01-01-2020, 02:20 AM
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01-01-2020, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Bastions of free speech uh? HehePortland is a very LGBTQI friendly city. Many places have gender neutral bathrooms, locker rooms have private changing stalls, and the city is openly sympathetic to LGBTQI rights. It's not uncommon to see gays or even trans in public. I'd guess it's about 10% of the population is LGBTQI. There are a lot of "nonbinary" types around. My guess is a lot of ppl move here due to its tolerance. This is one of the bastions of free speech in the US, and it isn't uncommon to walk by a demonstration where a guy is screaming that "*******s will burn in hell" and he is surrounded by others calling him an ahole.
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01-01-2020, 10:37 AM
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01-01-2020, 05:54 PM
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Whats gud misc. Had a chick just come over after talking for 45 minutes on tinder. Nothing happened though. She was heavier than her pics too but no hate she at least came over. Not sure I can pull off any of this hookup ****. This isnt OPs specialty, but I'm trying. I have a legit date with a girl on sunday and the hot hairstylist on next Friday who I doubt i'll even see.
OP needs a "lady" of leisure.

Not sure what she has against my man JR

A little class misc? I do like uppity bishes

Edit: OP is currently talking to hot chick and doing a great job of fukin it up. I just need to be locked away somewhere srs.
Also shoutout to Subaruski. Set location to the burbs and the quality of normal woman skyrocketed.
OP needs a "lady" of leisure.

Not sure what she has against my man JR

A little class misc? I do like uppity bishes

Edit: OP is currently talking to hot chick and doing a great job of fukin it up. I just need to be locked away somewhere srs.
Also shoutout to Subaruski. Set location to the burbs and the quality of normal woman skyrocketed.
01-02-2020, 10:45 AM
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Morning misc. Got bailed on no less than 3 times. On the other hand have a legit hinge date Sunday and think I just met a cool as fuk chick on tinder srs. Don't even care about the hairstylist anymore, I set that **** up way to far in advance.
Anyways **** is just getting weird on PDX tinder now.

Move misc.



Anyways **** is just getting weird on PDX tinder now.

Move misc.



01-02-2020, 11:01 AM
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On a serious note misc, i think Portland rivals the UK in terms of ugly, misguided human beings srs. Hell, Portland may even win out in the ugly and mental illness dept srs, this chit is ridiculous my god lulz
01-02-2020, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By knightofday⏩
Possibly, I need to compare to San Fransisco thoughOn a serious note misc, i think Portland rivals the UK in terms of ugly, misguided human beings srs. Hell, Portland may even win out in the ugly and mental illness dept srs, this chit is ridiculous my god lulz
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Ironically making her the bigot.Lol @ the absurdity of that logic.
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This is exactly what I was hoping to see. Damn, I heard Portland is full of freakshows and degenerates, some of these profiles were terrifying. These bishes are even more disgusting that the critters that wander downtown Toronto. At least the last sloot likes GG Allin. But then again chicks with the same musical taste as me are a deal breaker.
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What is with all the shaved eyebrows and arm pit hair? Chit is haram as fuk
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01-02-2020, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Not sure but I see the armpit hair thing with plenty of otherwise good looking chicks too srs.What is with all the shaved eyebrows and arm pit hair? Chit is haram as fuk
But since you don't like armpit hair what about this brah?



Originally Posted By maciejmuta⏩
Yeah its pretty fawked up here. The amount of weird **** and fat chicks I had the shift through to find regular ones was alarming. Found a pretty cool one though, trying not to get too pumped about it.This is exactly what I was hoping to see. Damn, I heard Portland is full of freakshows and degenerates, some of these profiles were terrifying. These bishes are even more disgusting that the critters that wander downtown Toronto. At least the last sloot likes GG Allin. But then again chicks with the same musical taste as me are a deal breaker.
01-02-2020, 11:47 AM
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