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Thread: Best of Tinder Portland edition.

post 1594819511 01-03-2020, 11:34 AM
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these mutant freaks! Its like watching Hellraiser. Cliver Barker couldn't dream up more hideously vile cenobites
post 1594820071 01-03-2020, 11:41 AM
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damn, what the fuk is in the water in portland boyos
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post 1594820191 01-03-2020, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
damn, what the fuk is in the water in portland boyos
lack of glutes

hint hint
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post 1594822721 01-03-2020, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By colormeconfused⏩
https://www.reddit.com/r/Portland/co...in_yourselves/
Don't fukin bring them over here wtf.
Originally Posted By JUGGERNAUT1333⏩
OP, wtf is your search radius? I find it incredible that there are so many mutants in such a small area of the country.
About 25/30 miles. Might have gone up to 50 a couple times.
Originally Posted By BulkingAkaFAT⏩
WTF Have i spent 10 minutes reading.....

Basically - The city is full of freaks.

WTF even is half of the chit they are? Like A-Sexual, Frying Pan, T-Sexual, Z-Sexual.

Sounds like my Local dealer, just making names of strains up.....
I don't appreciate your closeminded heteronormativity brah.






























Originally Posted By Mickke⏩
Dayum OP, you could drop a hottie in now and again to see us through. Actually gagged a few times going through this.
My bad brah



Here you go misc.




post 1594841871 01-03-2020, 04:54 PM
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I think what blows my mind most is that the vast majority of these crazies aren’t even young chicks.
With the late teens/early 20s I expect it. Half these sloots are 30+
Wtf is this chit?
Makes me glad I’m from TX and am married lol.
Good luck my single brahs
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1594854951 01-03-2020, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Oregon literally peaked when your wagon got stuck in the mud and you died of dysentery
This.
Doesn't shower with his dad crew
Dat feel when you taste sweat in your mustache crew
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It don't matter. None of this matters.
post 1594914581 01-04-2020, 05:59 PM
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Hey misc.








































Lol













post 1594915971 01-04-2020, 06:16 PM
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Set my Tinder to Portland. Let's see what I end up with.
post 1594917921 01-04-2020, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By MetalHead6⏩
Set my Tinder to Portland. Let's see what I end up with.
Lucky you. I actually live here.















Found a few more too but I think this might do it for me. I've been on a few dates, have a few more set up but doing this kinda made me realize I don't really want to date. Or even smash. Kinda low key dead inside misc.
post 1594934141 01-04-2020, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx⏩
Found a few more too but I think this might do it for me. I've been on a few dates, have a few more set up but doing this kinda made me realize I don't really want to date. Or even smash. Kinda low key dead inside misc.
With those kinda options I can’t say that I blame you boyo. Stay safe.
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1594935231 01-04-2020, 11:02 PM
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Final batch misc. Then I'm on hiatus. Fuk dating


















Hnnnggggg

post 1594935271 01-04-2020, 11:03 PM
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Yo misc,



































post 1594936181 01-04-2020, 11:34 PM
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White people what are you doing.....








White people please stop..















WHITE PEOPLE STAHP NAO!!



Fuqing rip




Also - Thats a man baby
post 1594936521 01-04-2020, 11:48 PM
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what the fuk is going on in Portland
post 1594936671 01-04-2020, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted By twiceasnice⏩
what the fuk is going on in Portland
Not really sure anymore.
post 1596132651 01-22-2020, 01:18 PM
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Made the mistake of going back on. Met a cool 7/10 chick but she went radio silent so I deleted it again.

Anyways found my new fav.


Insane Clown Poosay lol




This one is legit hard to look at




Get it guuuurrlll







#sadbutcute





And my new perosnal favorite....








































**** I've seen it all now misc.
post 1596133621 01-22-2020, 01:32 PM
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^^wtf, did she just photoshop that cat in the pic?

Also can someone aware me on what Portland is or what's going on, srs?
post 1596134231 01-22-2020, 01:39 PM
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Coronavirus needs to get its ass to Oregon ASAP
post 1596134791 01-22-2020, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Potatolifter⏩
^^wtf, did she just photoshop that cat in the pic?

Also can someone aware me on what Portland is or what's going on, srs?
Largest city in the Pacific North West state of Oregon.

Originally a hard nosed blue collar working town. Eventually became a haven for unique types of people, then had a "hipster boom" and became the place to be for young people around 2008-2015 before dying off and leaving only the weirdest behind. Sort of an "anything goes place" as long as no one gets hurt. Also home to the most radical leftists outside of San Fransisco.


Mixed in there are a bunch of pretty chill normal people too that harken back to the cities roots. The normal people are actually pretty friendly including the good looking women. Probably the most approachable women in the USA outside of southern belles.

Worst drivers I've ever seen though.
post 1596135151 01-22-2020, 01:51 PM
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whenever there's a news story about how some random innocent person dies in a car accident or is hit with a stray bullet here, i just tell myself that it's one of these people and it puts a smile on my face

call it cope, but it gets me through the day
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post 1596135471 01-22-2020, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Potatolifter⏩
^^wtf, did she just photoshop that cat in the pic?

Also can someone aware me on what Portland is or what's going on, srs?
It's a small sized "big city" in Oregon.

Known for being "weird", and a "progressive" capital specifically for lgbt etc. Ironically, very strictly white, non-whites are super rare there.

I brought a coworker to portland from indiana and after a few hours and a few beers he goes

"I get it. I understand portland now. You can be anyone. You can do anything, and everyone accepts it."

He proceeded to stand in a busy doorway and stared down at his shoes for 30 seconds yelling...YELLING..."french fries, I dont wanna hear about it! Grass is green" repeated. People ignored him so hard.

That's portland
Neg "Neat" posts on sight. *******s.
post 1596135581 01-22-2020, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
whenever there's a news story about how some random innocent person dies in a car accident or is hit with a stray bullet here, i just tell myself that it's one of these people and it puts a smile on my face

call it cope, but it gets me through the day
Lol. I will say crime seems fairly low here compared to my past cities. (Kansas City, Charlotte, Phoenix)


















Made me lol hard for some reason.






We used to just call this "gay" when I was a kid.

post 1596136271 01-22-2020, 02:04 PM
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What in the blue hell is going on in Portland.

I scrolled through these faster than the NSFW stuff yall post everyday lol. Dont need anyone at work seeing me look at those chicks or whatever they want to be called.
post 1596136291 01-22-2020, 02:04 PM
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absolute phucking degeneracy and I'm not even religious
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post 1596137111 01-22-2020, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Beararms⏩
What in the blue hell is going on in Portland.

I scrolled through these faster than the NSFW stuff yall post everyday lol. Dont need anyone at work seeing me look at those chicks or whatever they want to be called.
It makes what Ratfish does even more impressive. Dude should teach a class to misc incels on picking up women
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post 1596137461 01-22-2020, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
It makes what Ratfish does even more impressive. Dude should teach a class to misc incels on picking up women
He does share some good knowledge every now and again. Basically it boils down to "don't be a fukin weirdo" and to relax a bit. I found when I had no expectations and just chilled out around women I did much better. Reminds me of something Adam Carolla said once. Along the lines of "you attract women the same way you would call a cat over to you".
Originally Posted By Better
absolute phucking degeneracy and I'm not even religious
Lol
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I'm married so I don't use these dating sites, are there fuking glossaries on them to explain what some of these peoples sexual orientation? No way even the most woke leftist ******* could know all of them on their own.
post 1596142321 01-22-2020, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
I'm married so I don't use these dating sites, are there fuking glossaries on them to explain what some of these peoples sexual orientation? No way even the most woke leftist ******* could know all of them on their own.
I think they just make them up srs. I've encountered a few I never saw before
post 1596142651 01-22-2020, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By IAMBEE⏩
I'm married so I don't use these dating sites, are there fuking glossaries on them to explain what some of these peoples sexual orientation? No way even the most woke leftist ******* could know all of them on their own.
people these days like to wear their identity crisis as a badge of courage
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OP, do what another bruh from here said to do earlier in the thread and set your location to Tigard. The women on the west side tend to be wayyyy more normal than the degenerates closer to the city. Happy Valley is another good location setting if you set the age requirements higher. Plenty of hnnnggg milfs in the area.

Also, not sure about what other Portland brahs have meant by stating that Hinge is better/higher quality/less looney women. I seem to only have absolute behemoths that pop up on Hinge. Ive all but given up on finding a quality girl on dating apps and am accepting that im likely going to have to ship a wife over from the old country via amazon prime in a few years.
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