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Thread: Ask a guy who just lost his v-card to an escort last night anything (pics)

post 1598287951 02-22-2020, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By NoHerro⏩
Alright we get it, you Canadians don't approve of buying sex. It's almost like people have different points of views about topics, go figure...
lol is this a thing with Canadians then? Why do they get so rustled about it?
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post 1598288181 02-22-2020, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By mixednutz⏩
You'd get a bigger rush by taking that $400 to casino and betting black or red. SRS. And the plus side if you won, any gold digging chicks around might bang you for a few drinks and $100.
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post 1598288331 02-22-2020, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
lol is this a thing with Canadians then? Why do they get so rustled about it?
The two guys giving md major crap about it here had Canada in their location
post 1598288441 02-22-2020, 02:09 PM
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Are you blackpilled and based?
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post 1598288571 02-22-2020, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
She most likely did the same thing to her previous client; 15 minutes before she came to.see you and she probably didn't have time to brush her teeth and wash her hands.
lol at this stupid manlet hating. you jelly OP slammed and you didn't, boyo?
post 1598288601 02-22-2020, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
I've pretty much told myself that I would rather die a virgin than lose it to a hooker/escort. So far I've been true and I can't see anything changing. I just don't desire sex enough to pay a stranger good money for a pathetic 1-2 hour experience. I've heard the "it will make you more comfortable about sex" line of thought, but I'm not buying.

I know that the regret would be real it would be a disappointment (as it should be).
Fair enough. I never feel regret about post nut fapping, so I knew I wasn't gonna really care about this. Plenty of rich famous men pay for it too, so it didnt make me feel to bad about it.
post 1598288821 02-22-2020, 02:14 PM
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lol @ doing this in america

where the 5 are always doing stings on this
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post 1598288841 02-22-2020, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By johnnydeep1⏩
Are you blackpilled and based?
Nah, im like normal redpill level. I know girls fuk around and tinder and social media has messed up the dating pool for us. Thing is, I dont think i'm that ugly plus im 6', i'm just am horrible at escalating with women. I feel like in a way this experience will slightly help me, since I'm like, ah sex aint no biggie instead of treating it like this mythical thing I've only heard about.
post 1598288901 02-22-2020, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Spartanize⏩
lol @ doing this in america

where the 5 are always doing stings on this
Yea man, def took some chances here. But we never discussed money or services so I was like, ok worst case if I get busted, I didnt say chit about money or services and I'll just call Saul Goodman to help me out. Plus doing some research onto the sites you're using and researching the girl making sure she seems legit helps as well.
post 1598289691 02-22-2020, 02:28 PM
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Nice OP



just lmao at all the haters.
post 1598291381 02-22-2020, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
She most likely did the same thing to her previous client; 15 minutes before she came to.see you and she probably didn't have time to brush her teeth and wash her hands.


inb4 op just sucked a titty that another dude was slobbering over 15mins ago
post 1598292291 02-22-2020, 03:14 PM
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Honestly that's better than smashing 5/10 tinder trash.
post 1598294791 02-22-2020, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted By NoHerro⏩
Alright we get it, you Canadians don't approve of buying sex. It's almost like people have different points of views about topics, go figure...
Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
lol is this a thing with Canadians then? Why do they get so rustled about it?
I think that might just be a bitter *******. Toronto brah checking in and whores are legit the best thing about this city srs. OP you got ripped off but that's not uncommon for your first time. Not sure how it is in your area but you can legit get 9/10 asians for as low as $150 CAD in some cases. Use agency sloots brahs, the difference in quality is like phuking night and day.
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post 1598295041 02-22-2020, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
I think that might just be a bitter *******. Toronto brah checking in and whores are legit the best thing about this city srs. OP you got ripped off but that's not uncommon for your first time. Not sure how it is in your area but you can legit get 9/10 asians for as low as $150 CAD in some cases. Use agency sloots brahs, the difference in quality is like phuking night and day.
pics?'


I think i might go back to escrorts

srs wasted my time with a 5/10 tinder girl last night and was very mad, wasted my night.
post 1598295091 02-22-2020, 04:01 PM
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lol at op getting bbbj for his first time, not sure if belief.

probably some bait and switch pics and in the end op smashed a 4/10.

stay off the backpages brah, just go to a massage parlour to bust some nuts man
post 1598295541 02-22-2020, 04:07 PM
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Sorry to break it to you but you're still a virgin. It's not sex if you don't go raw.
post 1598295841 02-22-2020, 04:12 PM
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find a rawdog escort next time so u can experience a woman like god intended.
post 1598296261 02-22-2020, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Issobolic28⏩
You lost your virginity to girl who normally would not fck you if there was no money involved.

And you're proud of that?
You seem like a ******* srs.
post 1598296801 02-22-2020, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By PrepaidExpress⏩
pics?'


I think i might go back to escrorts

srs wasted my time with a 5/10 tinder girl last night and was very mad, wasted my night.
Pics are pretty vague cuz they kinda have to be, but here are some still:

Korean and Japanese half breed. Used to be one of those car model sloots. Was a solid 9/10 with great natties, pic doesn't do her justice:


Thai sloot that let me do anal, also deepthroated like a champ:


Dutch and Chinese half breed. Great sensual phuk and joocy puss:


Incredible Korean sloot that was wearing bunny lingerie hnnggg. One of the best phuks I've had and such a glorious vagoo:


Chinese fitness sloot with amazing tight body and roast beef flaps. Was chewing on them like phuking fruit loops but poosy was still tight af. View from doggy was literally perfect, never seen a perfectly round ass like hers srs:


There was a sht ton more but these are just some that I could find the pics for and remember. Would take me forever to find all of them brah lost count a while ago.
Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
lol at op getting bbbj for his first time, not sure if belief.

probably some bait and switch pics and in the end op smashed a 4/10.

stay off the backpages brah, just go to a massage parlour to bust some nuts man
Backpage has been shut down brah but I do agree stay away from leolist and independent whores. And if you want to phuk then avoid massage parlours like the plague unless you want to get scammed by a nasty old asian. Use agencies brahs srs, makes sloots obsolete. I doubt I'll ever go back to normal civilian sloots srs, not even close to being worth the trouble.
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post 1598299971 02-22-2020, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
These threads are funny cause you know the haters ITT are picturing caricatures of hookers in their heads.

Every chick that I know of selling ass was at least 6-7 in my books and as high as 9's.

Like if I didn't know they were escorts and saw them IRL I would have been interested.

I think the lot of you haven't been blackpilled enough.

What I'm getting at is assuming you're even getting a laid, you don't really know if that girl your with has ever sold herself, or if she would.

Of course I'm not saying it's likely, or common.

Just pointing out that if you think a hooker necessarily looks like some cartoon character or some pot belly, toothless hag off cops you're a naive retard.

I've never been with one (at least that I know of) but have been around them as in chick I ****ed was selling it years later, cousins bachelor party, a few I worked with at Hooters on that "something strange for some change" time etc.

I'm saying this: Of those girls I know, most dude ITT are full of crap cause I guarantee so long as they knew she was clean, etc they'd GLADLY drop like $50 to get a piece of.

I refuse to believe your spiels about integrity and blah blah blah.
This

I grew up somewhat redpilled in the sense that i knew there was always an exchange happening between majority of non-chads who wanted to fk a girl.

It was no secret in highschool that most sloots would fk or atleast give a bj for some weed. Still a tactic most people use today.
I remember in highschool the skaters were fckn this LTC blonde with huge tits they would always make plans to smoke with her on friday and joke about it at lunch just lol.



Thought of buying an escort when i was 23 but most of their ads said “no black guys unless youre 50” Figured i might get robbed by one who did accept black guys so i gave up.


Went to a bar for the first time later than week and got laid
post 1598300341 02-22-2020, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
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Das it mane??
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gjdm OP, wait until you fuk a girl you like, raw, that you met organically srs. Gonna be 100x better and youll love pussy 10000x more after haha

Also, if youre gonna do the escort thing again take a dik pill (readily available online) and BLOW HER FUKING BACK OUT with your steel rod srs muahahaha I would
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*******s in here are bashing OP for "wasting" his virginity. Fukkin LOL

Is OP some precious little church going 16 year old girl? Fuk no he isn't!

He's a fukkin grungy ass, filthy ass, and now hoe fukkin ass DUDE.

Literally the only thing virginity is to us is a burden. Y'all are being srs, feminized *******s on high horses.
I'm back, bitches!
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Originally Posted By NoHerro⏩
Lmao, alright how do you feel about paying a mechanic to fix your car? You're just another transaction to him. Point being your also getting something you wanted in return for that money.

From a young age, I realized the world works by money. I'm not one of those saps who trys to get all lovey dovey with the girl. I treated it like a transaction too. Prostitution should be legal for this very reason.
Do you think that now you understand That it’s not such a big deal that you’ll have the confidence to get actual chicks or nah

For the record I don’t pay mechanics to work on my car either
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Do you think that now you understand That it’s not such a big deal that you’ll have the confidence to get actual chicks or nah

For the record I don’t pay mechanics to work on my car either
Yea, I will say the one positive of this is that sex isnt some foreign thing to me anymore. I will say with girls, I have always been terrible at escalating so I think this will help me cause now I'm not putting the pussy as high on the pedestal.

Yea, I was just trying to make a point that this is literally like any other transaction. Someone is offering a service, and you the consumer would like the purchase that service.
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GJ OP. She looks like she felt good af.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
*******s in here are bashing OP for "wasting" his virginity. Fukkin LOL

Is OP some precious little church going 16 year old girl? Fuk no he isn't!

He's a fukkin grungy ass, filthy ass, and now how fukkin ass DUDE.

Literally the only thing virginity is to us is a burden. Y'all are being srs, feminized *******s on high horses.
This. In OP’s shoes I would’ve done the same thing 100%. When he starts getting laid regularly and time passes he’s not gonna give a flying fukk about how he “lost his virginity”. That’s like a grown man caring about whether he was popular in middle school.

Nor should he care about whether or not this “counts as losing his virginity”. He got to experience putting his penor in a vagina and now the monkey is off his back and he can move on with his life.
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Thai sloot that let me do anal, also deepthroated like a champ:
Nice. What good is a whore if you can't degrade and abuse her holes a little
Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Chinese fitness sloot with amazing tight body and roast beef flaps.Was chewing on them like phuking fruit loops but poosy was still tight af. View from doggy was literally perfect, never seen a perfectly round ass like hers srs:
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Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩
Congrats buddy!

Time to take another 23 yr break
You've earned it!
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