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post 1598881561 03-02-2020, 11:49 AM
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How do you know she doesn't feel there same way about you? There can be a million reasons she being distant with you. Maybe she thinks you aren't serious enough about the whole situation. I think it's time you step your game up and prove you're serious by offering her $400 per session.
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post 1598882481 03-02-2020, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted By BigRangs
How do you know she doesn't feel there same way about you? There can be a million reasons she being distant with you. Maybe she thinks you aren't serious enough about the whole situation. I think it's time you step your game up and prove you're serious by offering her $400 per session.
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post 1598882801 03-02-2020, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
Nah brah we do lot of kinky sheit : We've used whipped cream, strawberry, menocles and massage oil.

My tongue is so strong as fuark after eating that pussy and dat ass for countless hours.
Good job on pleasing a prostitute. Fukin lol.

Next time I'm going to a restaurant and pay the waitress extra so that I can serve her food instead.
post 1598883151 03-02-2020, 12:07 PM
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whats the story with the manager?
post 1598883611 03-02-2020, 12:13 PM
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Hahahaha lol’d OP thanks for the laugh I’m at work on my break people are giving me weird looks as I’m sat here laughing
post 1598885961 03-02-2020, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
and *******

Stop being a ******* ******* OP.

She doesn't love you. Never has, and never will. She has severe mental issues, and is an expert manipulator.

You are just a number to her. Better men than you are fukking her, and she's not trying to date them either. She's just there to maker money, hopefully get a nut, and move on to the next John.

She wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. If you passed out on the sidewalk, she'd rob you. She probably threw up in her mouth when you sent that.

All her clients disgust her deep down, but she can't say no to easy money and stays in the hooker game. Now she's even MORE disgusted with you.

You know what that means? A filthy, disgusting, degenerate thinks you're even lower than she is. Is that who you want to be? Someone pining for a hoe that hates him? Do you not want someone who ACTUALLY wants and values you?

Stop being a phukking *******. Look in the mirror and right now a ******* will look back. Get your dumb ass girly emotions in check so that you can see a man the next time you look in the mirror.

Now post some fukking pics or I will fly to fukking France myself, pay for your favorite whore, fuk her in front of you, and punch you in the stomach.
Finally, someone speaking some sense ITT.

OP wake the fuk up if youre srs man, her ENTIRE JOB is to make you feel "different" than her other clients geeze.

I really feel bad for you and those like you sometimes, thats not what love/relationships is about bro. Sad af that you haven't been able to find a gf/fuk buddy organically without going to the "dept store" of sex in a brothel srs :/
post 1598886151 03-02-2020, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By rocketfish
that was the most epic divorce "misc told you so" to ever come alive in misc history
HAHAHAAHAHAHAA oh the memories! Who was the mod that posted that chit?! It was a mod right? That chit is the misc of legend lmaooooo
post 1598886261 03-02-2020, 12:50 PM
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some mother****ers always tryin to ice skate uphill
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post 1598886671 03-02-2020, 12:56 PM
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Meanwhile here i am struggling to catch feels for normal girls

Would you rather be me OP? lost interest immediately after cumming with the last 3 girls

Holy fuk you are a disgrace. Punch yourself in the head for me you stupid cuck
post 1598900141 03-02-2020, 04:24 PM
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Little update : Finally got some news from her.

She went back home to visit her family in Switzerland for a few days hence the two days of silence. She said that she was very touched by my beta text and would gladly be an official FWB (but what if the money stream dries out ?)

Now about that everything covered policy there's some work to be done if we were to become more involved together.


In the meanwhile I have date scheduled with a girl that I met about two years ago and is recently showing signs of interests.

The escort would come in handy in case this leads nowhere : I think it's not quite just the moment to cut my ties.
post 1598900691 03-02-2020, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
Little update : Finally got some news from her.

She went back home to visit her family in Switzerland for a few days hence the two days of silence. She said that she was very touched by my beta text and would gladly be an official FWB (but what if the money stream dries out ?)

Now about that everything covered policy there's some work to be done if we were to become more involved together.


In the meanwhile I have date scheduled with a girl that I met about two years ago and is recently showing signs of interests.

The escort would come in handy in case this leads nowhere : I think it's not quite just the moment to cut my ties.
Not a bad outcome.

Keep things in perspective OP, and stay safe. Then again, I guess you have no choice but to stay safe since that escort does everything with gloves on lol.
post 1598901331 03-02-2020, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
Little update : Finally got some news from her.

She went back home to visit her family in Switzerland for a few days hence the two days of silence.She said that she was very touched by my beta text and would gladly be an official FWB (but what if the money stream dries out ?)
Brah, you pay an FWB with time, attention, entertainment and a good stroke, not money.

The whole point of using coin to get pussy is to SKIP all the other aforementioned forms of payment. So you're actually choosing to pay double. You'll be the regular client who entertains her, listens her out, eats her out, fingers her with a condom, cuddles, spends the night and pays her at the end of his servitude.

Not trying to knock you, OP. Just showing you how this whole arrangement looks to an objective bystander. Don't look for love in the wrong places and don't call this woman your "FWB" because remember, at the end of the day as long as money is involved you're just a john to her.
post 1598901741 03-02-2020, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By RazorM3
OP trust me ive been here multiple times hell im in love with this6/10hbb escort

those women are literal goddesses i can't blame you for falling in love anyway who calls you a simp is just acting tough on the internet srs
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OP you havn't hit rock bottom until you have a full blown Twink relapse.

The fact that she let you spend the night with her pushes her out of the strictly business zone, she crossed that line as the one in charge so you are entitled to have some feelings for her because of that.
Originally Posted By LooksMaximus
Brah, you pay an FWB with time, attention, entertainment and a good stroke, not money.

The whole point of using coin to get pussy is to SKIP all the other aforementioned forms of payment. So you're actually choosing to pay double. You'll be the regular client who entertains her, listens her out, eats her out, fingers her with a condom, cuddles, spends the night and pays her at the end of his servitude.

Not trying to knock you, OP. Just showing you how this whole arrangement looks to an objective bystander. Don't look for love in the wrong places and don't call this woman your "FWB" because remember, at the end of the day as long as money is involved you're just a john to her.
unless by her accepting being FWB that means he isnt paying, because honestly you are either FWB(not paying, literally friends who ****) or you are a paying client who is now agreeing to regularly pay her, which is not FWB
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post 1598920951 03-02-2020, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash
Why do men pay for sex or companionship?

Doing either of those things is an admission that you have literally nothing to offer but your wallet.

You're better than that.

You know what else it's an admission of? Low self-confidence. Further, it's an indicator that you have an extreme inability to cope with being in the company of yourself.

Pick yourself up off the ground, and work on yourself.Spend more time making your life a wonderful place, and turning it into the type of life you want to live.

Don't catch feelings for somebody who literally gets paid to make you feel that way, and likely, wouldn't be spending any time with you if you weren't paying.

Cut this chit out.
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post 1598921191 03-02-2020, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Fixed.....
was scrolling for a bespoke pic lmao
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post 1598921941 03-02-2020, 10:38 PM
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Op wtf man, you kept kissing her too? You and razorm3 should get togehter and stop seeing prostitutes, she is 40s like your ex manager.
post 1598922311 03-02-2020, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
Little update : Finally got some news from her.

She went back home to visit her family in Switzerland for a few days hence the two days of silence. She said that she was very touched by my beta text and would gladly be an official FWB (but what if the money stream dries out ?)

Now about that everything covered policy there's some work to be done if we were to become more involved together.


In the meanwhile I have date scheduled with a girl that I met about two years ago and is recently showing signs of interests.

The escort would come in handy in case this leads nowhere : I think it's not quite just the moment to cut my ties.
So you're excited that a whore wants to keep around her best customer? It doesn't look like you've learned anything here.
post 1598923951 03-02-2020, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze


She probably said "no thx jeff" and went NC.

Originally Posted By backinthegymbro
Does every miscer visit escorts these days and fall in love with them? Wtf is wrong with you guys.
never been with any chick other than my gf
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post 1598924481 03-03-2020, 12:12 AM
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