Actually I had taken a self ban from the Bunnies account, you can ask DJ the mod. Try harder boomer

so you made another account? Negged

So you went from Bunnies to tinysprinkle?

Like what difference does it make?

I asked her if I could make another account as I was unable to change my username, why are you so obsessed with what others are doing? Mind your own business

shut up u stupid kunt, what youve done is against the forums rules and if what you say is true than maybe dj should be demodded by the admin, thats what happened to the last mod who took the law into their own hands

The username gave you anxiety. You can't make this chit up.

1. I am a woman
2. Not every woman want's to get it over with as fast as possible
3. I do like it for hours. 10-15-30 minutes is no good and gets trashed as stated, I can't do ordinary. Try getting some stamina and self control your woman might be a lot happier, or probably isn't a nympho and likes doing her duty as quickly as possible.


Lol if it's only 15-20 minutes that's not enough and no point in it for me. Boring, I will cut them off. My 2 cents as a woman.

Like I said a pet I knew died who was...well... when I made that username it was inspired by said pet.

But who was facial?

That's the beauty of my routine. The last minute is WILDCARD. You can do whatever, and cum wherever you want. Whatever in the mood for.

Facial is a very popular choice

Had sex hundreds of times and never done the same routine. That's the trick to GOAT sex.

Also lol at thinking sex is foreplay->penetration->sleep.

Let's describe what happened yesterday:
In the morning I woke up before her, I saw her laying there, completely naked, with her legs opened a little. I couldn't help but start kissing her from her neck down to her butt and woke her up with a few licks around her ass. Took a shower together whilst she was playing with me under the shower. We took breakfast together and went to work.
Whilst she was on the train going to work I send her a little text saying that I like waking up next to her. She told me how much I mean to her. In the afternoon I texted her that I started thinking about us and am rock hard for her. She tells me she was just thinking about us too and she gets soaking wet reading texts like that. I tell her to come to my place an hour earlier. When she's on the train she tells me that she's getting wet again and wants to feel me inside of her as soon as possible. I tell her I'll pick her up on my way home. When she gets in my car I touch her tights, put my hand on her neck and give her a kiss. On the way home she's caressing my shifting arm and telling me how horny she is. I open the door and push her against the wall, being so close to her she can feel my breath in her neck without toucher her. This continues for a few minutes until she starts grabbing my crotch. I take her hand and guide her to the bedroom. I tell her to get undressed by the time I'm back from the bathroom. When I get back she's under the sheets, only wearing her bra and panties. I take off my pants and shirt and get in bed with her. We cuddle for a minute or two and I start kissing her neck, slowly. Whilst also having one hand caressing her waist and her legs so softly that she can barely feel it. She grabs my back and pushes her breast against my chest. I take her bra off with one hand whilst kissing her lips, slowly adding a bit more tongue to the kisses. My hands are slowly moving around her boobs without actually touching her whilst I am slowly starting to kiss around her ears. She starts moaning from excitement as I move closer and closer to her nipples. The moment my hands touch her nipples I also lick her earlobe. Slowly, my hands move to her tights, going up and down, every time a little closer to her pussy. At this point I slowly take off her panties. She's so wet there is a string between her panties and her pussy when I take them off. I start kissing her again, starting all over, going around her breasts, my hands going up and down her tights, softly touching the lips of her pussy and then backing off again, her fluids already running down her butt, until she's so horny that she takes my hand and puts it between her legs. She turns around and start kissing me from the neck down and then slowly putting it in her mouth, going down so deep that I can see it down low in her throat. I tell her that it feels amazing when she goes so deep for me and she does it again and again until her eyes start watering and I pull her up, rewarding her with kisses. I tell her to get on her knees for me. With my thumb on her ass, I slowly pull her closer to me. I move it around her pussy, making her feel how hard I am for her. Then I put only a small part of the tip at her pussy, pushing it in just an inch and getting back out, then all of a sudden, I push it in hard and all the way down, making her fall down on her stomach with her ass up. I move in and out of her without any consistency, one thrust is hard and deep whilst the next is slow and barely goes in halfway. She gets so crazy that she starts moving her ass back and forth going in as deep as she can take it, whilst moaning at every thrust. I whisper how good she feels, how hot she looks when she's moving that ass of her. I put my thumb on her ******* and with every thrust, I put it in a little more, I can feel her ass angle up a little to feel my thumb even deeper in her ass. I pull out and start licking her pussy whilst playing with her ass, she's still standing there on her knees with head right in between her legs and my finger slowly pushing in her *******. She then gets on her back and I tell her to start playing with her pussy whilst I'm taking her very quickly, she asks me not to stop, to keep going. Within 2 minutes, she orgasms so hard that afterwards, she just lays there with her mouth open and spit dripping down her cheeks whilst I keep pounding her as hard as I can. I turn her around, she laying on her stomach, with her legs closed. I put it in, hearing hear cheeks clap every time I thrust. I tell her to look in the mirror right in front of us and she can see me thrusting her deep, having a hard time not coming a second time, she begs me to come inside of her. The moment she asks, instantly her pussy is filled up. She looks at me in the mirror all the way through the orgasm and also cums from hearing and feeling me cum inside of her. I pull out and put a tissue in between her legs to catch all the cum that will drip out. We cuddle for a few minutes and got to the bathroom for a shower, saying kind words to each other and talking about our day.

That was about 2.5 hours in bed and 8 hours of pre-foreplay. That was GOAT sex and if you want, you can have it every single day by just doing what comes up in your mind and not having a plan.

I ate’nt dead

(C) Granny Weatherwax

1. k
2. Who says 10min of foreplay and 15min of sex is "getting it over with as fast as possible". If you're with the right partner (like I am), she cums 3-5 times in that span and then starts pushing me off of her because her vag gets too sensitive and she'll pass out
3. 99.9999% of guys would absolutely HATE fkking you. Imagine taking 3hrs of your day trying to please a woman who "can't do ordinary"

BRB jumping on a 6 month cardio routine so you can nail DM28 once
BRB she won't be happy unless it's 3hrs
BRB skin ripping off cawk from friction (If there's any friction at all. If you need 3hrs to get off you probably have a loose vag)

Now that I have time to respond to this mess properly, you want to get personal well let's get personal

Lol @ being on a bodybuilding forum and needing 6 months of cardio to nail someone once.
Lol @ 15 minutes of sex thinking that is cutting it, again only for women who enjoy quickies and prefer getting it over with. Not everyone dries up, not everyone gets too sore or can't handle it (Try multiple positions and 10-15 minute breaks inbetween rounds) Some can and actually enjoy taking a pounding & pain. What do you know about owning or having a vagina? Maybe your girl doesn't enjoy it as long, 15 minutes to me is boring and worthless literally can't do it. And my fwb who was not good enough for a relationship only good for 1 thing was not even a 5, and I was tight to him, no loose vag problems here, all he talks about is how tight I am in fact I'm sure I'm a unicorn to his tiny peen. He was thick at least. Ignored him for 2 months though just now he's in the trash. If he could last 2-3 rounds and go that long, I got news for the rest of you and it's bad he wasn't even a workout freak lol. A few other guys know how as well, the rest of you who can't are just concerned for yourselves really. Idk why any of you are concerned though, I literally would not hook up with a single one of you so you don't have to worry about having an actual nymph who enjoys a lot of sex when she's having it lmao. Go workout.

lol at this literal man typing this paragraph out ^

My go to: (Tried, tested and true. Guaranteed results. Mutual satisfaction)

Pre-Penetration:
- 10 min foreplay

Post-Penetration:
- 5 min missionary
- 4 min cowgirl
- 5 min doggy
- 1 min WILDCARD (Whatever gets you off. Prone bone, Valedictorian, Pretzel Dip etc.)
- I'm COOOOMING

15 min is more than enough (LOL if you go for 45min+)



Do you agree/disagree?

If you disagree, post yours.

Misc ladies welcome (Inb4 "4hrs LDAR")Lay Down And Receive

15 minutes is just a warm up, IMO, but def need to switch it up 4-5 times but more like 7-10 minutes per position. If you arent just jackhammering every position, it's really not that long.

I like to get women close and then back off, over and over and over again until she's begging me to get her off. Rinse repeat until she can't take it anymore, and then I'll finally finish.

Need a guy who can keep up with me not no 10-15 minute *******. Lol

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pondus_levo again.

Oh & prepare the 6 months cardio bb.

arent you a virgin?

I’ll just let you do all the work.

Lol if it's only 15-20 minutes that's not enough and no point in it for me. Boring, I will cut them off. My 2 cents as a woman.