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post 1600709361 03-25-2020, 08:17 AM
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So for all your philanthropy/mind expansion/motivational nonsense you post

You’re a minimum wage polish poker scrub? That’s it?
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post 1600709961 03-25-2020, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
So for all your philanthropy/mind expansion/motivational nonsense you post

You’re a minimum wagepolishpoker scrub? That’s it?
Why did you specify Poland like it's some sort of problem?

Tread lightly brah. Polska crew about to color your CP like our flag.
post 1600710471 03-25-2020, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
So for all your philanthropy/mind expansion/motivational nonsense you post

You’re a minimum wage polish poker scrub? That’s it?
You have a golf avatar on a bodybuilding forum.

Your sig is whining about men who post on the internet.

I'd say something bad, but honestly you are too primitive to even grasp how pathetic your situation is. I cannot hurt you more than life will.

Btw I don't know what your problem with Poles is, pretty sure you have other problems in your """""""""country"""""""" (I guess your can go in quotes too seeing London)

post 1600710851 03-25-2020, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
Why did you specify Poland like it's some sort of problem?

Tread lightly brah. Polska crew about to color your CP like our flag.
I’ve worked with plenty of Eastern European’s. Mostly good chaps, racist as hell but whatever..

My point was Polish minimum wage, which I assume isn’t much. Not Poland itself.
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post 1600710991 03-25-2020, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I’ve worked with plenty of Eastern European’s. Mostly good chaps,racist as hell but whatever..

My point was Polish minimum wage, which I assume isn’t much. Not Poland itself.
Good thing you're not racist:

post 1600711021 03-25-2020, 08:42 AM
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Is betsson poker fine?
post 1600711321 03-25-2020, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By StarfaceChris⏩
Is betsson poker fine?
I have never played on there, it seemed to be? I don't know bruh, honestly my experience is this:

Basically if you're playing on a bigger site, you'll be fine, I don't think "poker scam" sites really exist in the sense they'd get horrible reviews very fast and thus it's not really a "good scam" to run per se, they're better off raking pots at 10% than taking whatever 50-100k from players deposits.

I think you'll be ok, but I can't say from personal experience as I have not played on Betsson.
post 1600711901 03-25-2020, 08:54 AM
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Old friend of mine was doing it outta HS back in the early 2000's, made bank (like millions), was on one of them shows WPT or IDEK.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
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At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1600711921 03-25-2020, 08:54 AM
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How big is your squat plug
85 pounds Lost
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post 1600712101 03-25-2020, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Auraria⏩
How big is your squat plug
6'

Yours?
post 1600712771 03-25-2020, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By NVious⏩
6'

Yours?
6'? got dayumn shon, angus on that cave system tiem.
Need to upgrade to this bad boi
85 pounds Lost
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post 1600712841 03-25-2020, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Auraria⏩
6'? got dayumn shon, angus on that cave system tiem.
Need to upgrade to this bad boi
Ahh I see you went from the 6' to 60'

A man of culture
post 1600713241 03-25-2020, 09:11 AM
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Originally Posted By NVious⏩
Ahh I see you went from the 6' to 60'

A man of culture
Pairs well with my squat suit:
85 pounds Lost
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post 1602116561 04-09-2020, 09:34 PM
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bump for qs, playing rn and bored af
post 1602116791 04-09-2020, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By skinnybigballs0⏩
can I vpn on poker stars I’m in the US? How fast would I get banned
nano second
poker may be legal in your states via stars though so google it
If you want ot play legal poker check out Ignition or Americas Cardroom, you can play and withdraw
Companies just cant operate in the states but plenty of americans play on those sites
post 1602116861 04-09-2020, 09:40 PM
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Name looks familiar, we might have played each other before.

My name? Nope.

Also 20bb/100 seems stupid high, is your pool of opponents mostly fully retarded?

I play HUSNG Hypers
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1602116891 04-09-2020, 09:41 PM
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No questions, wishin you some run good homie

edit - hey happy 10 years on the misc for both of us
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post 1602117091 04-09-2020, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Name looks familiar, we might have played each other before.

My name? Nope.

Also 20bb/100 seems stupid high, is your pool of opponents mostly fully retarded?

I play HUSNG Hypers
You play on stars?

HUPKOZoom, beyond retarded

https://www.boomplayer.com/32797989_89D9B7CE32

https://www.boomplayer.com/32797853_12C4EFFE6EFrom past few days....I could go on
Originally Posted By KoCorl⏩
No questions, wishin you some run good homie
Ty god bless you sir, mirin your sick hair srs
post 1602117161 04-09-2020, 09:46 PM
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Was making youtube videos about my bankroll challenge, but I'll just update here as it goes.

Starting roll: $12

Current roll: $172

Playing 6max cash or zone on ignition. Making player pool dependent reads and just playing my equity. Never had the patience or enough ICM knowledge for tourneys.
post 1602117181 04-09-2020, 09:46 PM
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What's the biggest hand you've ever hit?
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post 1602117241 04-09-2020, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Was making youtube videos about my bankroll challenge, but I'll just update here as it goes.

Starting roll: $12

Current roll: $172

Playing 6max cash or zone on ignition. Making player pool dependent reads and just playing my equity. Never had the patience or enough ICM knowledge for tourneys.
Glgl check out Skuzlad on yt he has amazing vids
post 1602117311 04-09-2020, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By jmoneyjumpman⏩
What's the biggest hand you've ever hit?
I've had 2 royal flushes, they come 1/650k hands I've probably played 500kish?

Got paid on both two! (Usually doesn't happen)
post 1602117421 04-09-2020, 09:49 PM
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Fuk dude can’t imagine how boring grinding online poker must be. At least your playing heads up and actually involved in Every hand. I would fall asleep trying to grind 8-10 handed online all the time.

I played a lot late teens early 20s. Made like 6k off drunk old people max betting 3/6 all summer my senior year and a couple of 1k+ tournament finishes to go with it.

Played mostly casually since then but I need the human aspect seeing and making judgements off people. I don’t like playing against good tight aggressive players who have deeper stacks then me but sometimes when someone thinks they have you figured out and you know they are doing something because they think they know you are doing something...

Hnng that’s why I love poker. But it is mostly folding and taking money from clueless people who get involved in pots they clearly shouldn’t be in.
post 1602117481 04-09-2020, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By NVious⏩
You play on stars?

HUPKOZoom, beyond retarded

https://www.boomplayer.com/32797989_89D9B7CE32

https://www.boomplayer.com/32797853_12C4EFFE6EFrom past few days....I could go on



Ty god bless you sir, mirin your sick hair srs
Stars, yeah

lol, they're basically handing you their chips

I think a lot of that comes with the tournament aspect, I find the fish gravitate towards tournaments more than they do standard hu sit and goes
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1602117511 04-09-2020, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By skinnybigballs0⏩
Lmao dude wtf. What the **** is going on in those hands...

You had to have these guys on tilt beforehand
No man....normal stuff (SRS)

Ok its not like every 100 hands or anything crzy, but it happens a ton
Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Fuk dude can’t imagine how boring grinding online poker must be. At least your playing heads up and actually involved in Every hand. I would fall asleep trying to grind 8-10 handed online all the time.

I played a lot late teens early 20s. Made like 6k off drunk old people max betting 3/6 all summer my senior year and a couple of 1k+ tournament finishes to go with it.

Played mostly casually since then but I need the human aspect seeing and making judgements off people. I don’t like playing against good tight aggressive players who have deeper stacks then me but sometimes when someone thinks they have you figured out and you know they are doing something because they think they know you are doing something...

Hnng that’s why I love poker. But it is mostly folding and taking money from clueless people who get involved in pots they clearly shouldn’t be in.
I play on average 2-3 hours per day, hu pko zoom is hand after hand after hand, but I agree poker is boring af.

Fully agree man, people make the same mistakes over and over and over again

https://www.boomplayer.com/32797989_89D9B7CE32

https://www.boomplayer.com/32797853_12C4EFFE6E
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Stars, yeah

lol, they're basically handing you their chips

I think a lot of that comes with the tournament aspect, I find the fish gravitate towards tournaments more than they do standard hu sit and goes
prolly then im always playing

its everyday bro....and yeah mtts are WAY softer than sngs and cash.
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Can you get enough volume from hu tournaments alone though? don't they only run a few per day.. haven't checked tournament lists in a while
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Can you get enough volume from hu tournaments alone though? don't they only run a few per day.. haven't checked tournament lists in a while
A hu pko zoom tournament is effectively like 6-8+ regular tournaments:

3-4x hands per hour
More inflection points for people to make mistakes due to wider ranges
Rebuys
People having NO idea how to hunt bounties either WAY too wide or not even close to wide enough, I see people effectively folding aces everyday (even worst players know not to fold aces...not in bountie builders though)

Although I barely play 3 a day, it is in effect I'm playing 15+, the edge is massive hence by bb/100
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Originally Posted By NVious⏩
Glgl check out Skuzlad on yt he has amazing vids
This channel literally, perfectly pertains to my current goals. Thanks a ton. On spread brah
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
This channel literally, perfectly pertains to my current goals. Thanks a ton. On spread brah
I know Skuz a bit, chatted w him a while on IG and discord, he does coaching too so if you're really into it, check him out.

I don't rec people lightly, he is fastidious and very dedicated, love his approach.

Btw if you guys want to see why poker players lose at poker, this is why:

https://old.reddit.com/r/poker/comme...thing_as_free/

I always tell people to invest in themselves and thus courses and that is the response, but it's ok, that's why I don't feel bad for taking these brain dead soyboy retards' money. Guess dildoco and blacked will have a bit less money and me a bit more.
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