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Thread: Did my penis and I get redpilled by my girlfriend tonight?

post 1612948611 08-08-2020, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Opie probably has the smallest dink on misc. How can sloots who've racked up dozens of bodies before age 25 even feel something less than 8"? Just go.
Wouldn't know since I haven't racked up dozens of bodies at 51.
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you must be new here
lol Nah.
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hehe ty men
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post 1612949131 08-08-2020, 12:19 PM
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Stick your measurements in here OP and see the result:

http://www.sizemeup.info/

If it's bad news, then get on that jelqing time for girth gains
How dare you!

Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.

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post 1612949571 08-08-2020, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Wouldn't know since I haven't racked up dozens of bodies at 51.
Most women these days want big juicy hogs.
post 1612950801 08-08-2020, 12:45 PM
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7.5 x 3??

Strong noodle dimensions. She probs just feels a stabbing sensation and barely any pleasure coz no girth.
Never take it personal, even when it is.

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post 1612954421 08-08-2020, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Most women these days want big juicy hogs.
80-20 rule strikes yet again
post 1612955451 08-08-2020, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By ipunchurgirl⏩
Not true. If it was the case sloots wouldnt be saying my dink is big. 5 5-6 is the average. The average guy is a dickcel
Most white guys are 6" tbh, some guys might be lengthcels but they have the girth. Tbh the real tragedy is if you are a girthcel, then it's game over.
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post 1612955481 08-08-2020, 01:53 PM
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I WILL get a bigger penor. I'm 5''x4'' when rock hard. I WILL get to 6''x4.5''. Hopefully in a year.
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post 1612956091 08-08-2020, 02:01 PM
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Lol for a women to brush off a 7.5+ incher dong like those are everyday wangs means shes been around the block a couple times over. I have a 6 and halfer, thick, and most girls comment on it being "big"

You either,

a) measured wrong
b) have a pencil dick
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post 1612956211 08-08-2020, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By THATSfunnyOP⏩
Lol for a women to brush off a 7.5+ incher dong like those are everyday wangs means shes been around the block a couple times over. I have a 6 and halfer, thick, and most girls comment on it being "big"

You either,

a) measured wrong
b) have a pencil dick
OP is lacking in girth. He said 3.5-4''
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post 1612956461 08-08-2020, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By lovepollution⏩
stick your measurements in here op and see the result:

http://www.sizemeup.info/

if it's bad news, then get on that jelqing time for girth gains
with a volume of 551.4 ml / 18.65 fl oz (us), you are 3.7 times more voluminous than the average

this means you are bigger than >99.99% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 0 would be bigger than you
post 1612956551 08-08-2020, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I was definitely blessed with length and not girth, but it's certainly not a .75" spaghetti noodle. It's almost 4" around with a cloth tape. Between 3.5" and 4" depending on where u measure it.
nice noodle brah, that's the issue and why she said that
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1612956831 08-08-2020, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
with a volume of 551.4 ml / 18.65 fl oz (us), you are 3.7 times more voluminous than the average

this means you are bigger than >99.99% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 0 would be bigger than you
mirin. i got "only 6.41% wud be smaller than you"
post 1612957331 08-08-2020, 02:17 PM
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Brutal LMAO

Can't believe how many dicks your gf must have seen bro.
post 1612957441 08-08-2020, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By lovepollution⏩
stick your measurements in here op and see the result:

http://www.sizemeup.info/

if it's bad news, then get on that jelqing time for girth gains
"with a volume of 430.76 ml / 14.57 fl oz (us), you are 2.9 times more voluminous than the average


this means you are bigger than >99.99% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 0 would be bigger than you."
post 1612958411 08-08-2020, 02:27 PM
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With a volume of 431.15 ml / 14.58 fl oz (us), you are 2.9 times more voluminous than the average
this means you are bigger than >99.99% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 0 would be bigger than you
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post 1612959201 08-08-2020, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
with a volume of 551.4 ml / 18.65 fl oz (us), you are 3.7 times more voluminous than the average

this means you are bigger than >99.99% of guys by volume and in a room of 1000 guys 0 would be bigger than you
post 1612960131 08-08-2020, 02:44 PM
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In a room of 1000 guys, 0 guys would be bigger than any single miscer.
post 1612960501 08-08-2020, 02:47 PM
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Love how 4 Miscers in a row on this page are the biggest in a room of 1000

Miscers gonna misc
post 1612961221 08-08-2020, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
Love how 4 Miscers in a row on this page are the biggest in a room of 1000

Miscers gonna misc
Das it, mane. Misc continues to be the #1 place in the world for super omega tier Chads with only the largest BWC's in the world.
post 1612962081 08-08-2020, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Das it, mane. Misc continues to be the #1 place in the world for super omega tier Chads with only the largest BWC's in the world.
One thing we can say for certain though, is that miscers seem to be the most aware people overall
post 1612963071 08-08-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By RackaDo⏩
nice noodle brah, that's the issue and why she said that
She jokingly said to me once that it reminded her of ET's finger.

I remember chasing her around the room afterwards at full mast yelling "ET phone home" and her laughing.
post 1612963321 08-08-2020, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
She jokingly said to me once that it reminded her of ET's finger.

I remember chasing her around the room afterwards at full mast yelling "ET phone home" and her laughing.
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post 1612964551 08-08-2020, 03:33 PM
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Op, i'm 8x6" and the other day my girlfriend referred to it as a chipolata. srs

She also referred to my "dad bod" earlier that day

chipolata

post 1612969251 08-08-2020, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Op, i'm 8x6" and the other day my girlfriend referred to it as a chipolata. srs
Bro if you painted your dink silver it would be a kickstand.
post 1612978691 08-08-2020, 06:27 PM
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Six pages of dudes measuring their dicks and talking about each others dicks...

Op-- the one thing that matters is if youre hitting it and getting yours.
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Hope you don't live together, OP. Because JFL @ making that kind of ultimate sacrifice for such a sloot.
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Originally Posted By gamehendge⏩
Six pages of dudes measuring their dicks and talking about each others dicks...

Op-- the one thing that matters is if youre hitting it and getting yours.
Actually we kinda broke up.

I asked her to clarify what she meant by 'in the middle', and she said that I WAS the longest dick she had ever been with (so I was pretty pumped about that).

But then she said that she was taking the overall size into account, both length and girth.

Anyway, we got into a debate and ended up measuring my junk again for girth.

After her measuring she claims it's only 3" in circumference, but she had the tape wrapped super tight around it when she measured, plus I was feeling anxious so it was hard to concentrate in order to get full wood.
post 1612979651 08-08-2020, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Actually we kinda broke up.

I asked her to clarify what she meant by 'in the middle', and she said that I WAS the longest dick she had ever been with (so I was pretty pumped about that).

But then she said that she was taking the overall size into account, both length and girth.

Anyway, we got into a debate and ended up measuring my junk again for girth.

After her measuring she claims it's only 3" in circumference, but she had the tape wrapped super tight around it when she measured, plus I was feeling anxious so it was hard to concentrate in order to get full wood.
Lmao.. 3" girth.

I remember when trolling used to meant something
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post 1612981931 08-08-2020, 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Actually we kinda broke up.

I asked her to clarify what she meant by 'in the middle', and she said that I WAS the longest dick she had ever been with (so I was pretty pumped about that).

But then she said that she was taking the overall size into account, both length and girth.

Anyway, we got into a debate and ended up measuring my junk again for girth.

After her measuring she claims it's only 3" in circumference, but she had the tape wrapped super tight around it when she measured, plus I was feeling anxious so it was hard to concentrate in order to get full wood.
Maybe I need to rephrase.. The only thing that matters is that you got yours. Find a new chick and continue. You're not the biggest in the world.... Big whoop! You see all these other dudes postings sizes, they arent the biggest either not by a long shot.

I understand that the misc section is full of insecurity but if were trying to be practical then this is not something you need worry about.
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No way you only have a 3" girth.
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