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Which animal would you most prefer to be eaten by?
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
I, too, make it a priority to not get eaten by hyenas and polar bears.God they all sound horrible. I make it a priority not to get into situations where these things could happen, no need for me to ever go on an African safari in this lifetime
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08-11-2020, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
You never swim in the ocean? There are a LOT more sharks just beyond the beach than you might imagine.God they all sound horrible. I make it a priority not to get into situations where these things could happen, no need for me to ever go on an African safari in this lifetime
08-11-2020, 12:59 AM
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anything other than crocodile
brb getting drowned for 4 mins whilst clamped in their mouth
also, you should add anaconda to your list
brb getting drowned for 4 mins whilst clamped in their mouth
also, you should add anaconda to your list
08-11-2020, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
There's a single croc named Gustav that's managed to eat 300 people and counting. How neat is that?anything other than crocodile
brb getting drowned for 4 mins whilst clamped in their mouth
also, you should add anaconda to your list
brb getting drowned for 4 mins whilst clamped in their mouth
also, you should add anaconda to your list
08-11-2020, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Don’t swim in the ocean crewYou never swim in the ocean? There are a LOT more sharks just beyond the beach than you might imagine.
And I live in Southern California too. Fuk the ocean.
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08-11-2020, 01:14 AM
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This thread is terrifying.
Probably I’d choose the great white, mainly because sounds like it would be the quickest one, although I have to admit that it’s probably the scariest one. Some huge water beast with 100 fangs coming at you...
Most painful would probably be the bears because they take their time, that thing isn’t going for any vital organs, that things wants to enjoy you.
Probably I’d choose the great white, mainly because sounds like it would be the quickest one, although I have to admit that it’s probably the scariest one. Some huge water beast with 100 fangs coming at you...
Most painful would probably be the bears because they take their time, that thing isn’t going for any vital organs, that things wants to enjoy you.
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08-11-2020, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ss367⏩
Flew over it once in Flurrida on one of those site seeing dealies. I ain't swimming around, splashing like a wounded seal ripe for the eatin'.Why you swimming in deep water brah?
08-11-2020, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I remember when a 2 yo boy was eaten by a croc at Disneyland whilst with his Dad. At least with other animal attacks you could make some effort to deter it, but when a croc drags your kid into murky waters you're utterly helpless fuarrkkkkkkkkkkkkkThere's a single croc named Gustav that's managed to eat 300 people and counting. How neat is that?
08-11-2020, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
Imagine you finally get to go to Disneyland and you get eaten by a fukking alligator god damn the universe just hates some peopleI remember when a 2 yo boy was eaten by a croc at Disneyland whilst with his Dad. At least with other animal attacks you could make some effort to deter it, but when a croc drags your kid into murky waters you're utterly helpless fuarrkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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08-11-2020, 01:36 AM
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Gonna have to go with a T-Rex, Cotton. I figure they'd bite you in half and you'd bleed out in a matter of seconds.
It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out.
It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out.
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08-11-2020, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted By x420SwagScopex⏩
Meanwhile Steve Irwin spent his life wrestling giant crocodiles and venomous snakes, only to wind up being 1 of 2 people to ever die from a stingray stabbing.Imagine you finally get to go to Disneyland and you get eaten by a fukking alligator god damn the universe just hates some people
08-11-2020, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I’m shook that only 2 people have died of stingray stabbingMeanwhile Steve Irwin spent his life wrestling giant crocodiles and venomous snakes, only to wind up being 1 of 2 people to ever die from a stingray stabbing.
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Great white shark, it would probably be a quick death (a combination of blood loss and drowning). Crocodile would be my second choice, also a quick death as rips me to pieces with its death roll or
drowns me.
drowns me.
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage⏩
Thousands of serrated small teeth mate, far from a very quick death...Great white shark, it would probably be a quick death (a combination of blood loss and drowning). Crocodile would be my second choice, also a quick death as rips me to pieces with its death roll or
drowns me.
drowns me.
I'd take the kimono dragon
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why do Hyenas always go for the cok
08-11-2020, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I thought you were joking cause recall a doc of them following a buffalo until it died, but I youtube'd them and below it's literally eating it as it know the poison has it weak.Kimono dragons are the worst. They bite you, then follow you around and wait for the infection to set in.
It will take days. And just before you die of infection, they eat you alive. Apparently a camera crew spent days filming every second of this happening to a wildebeest or something and came away with PTSD. Nature is fukkinBROOTAL.
It will take days. And just before you die of infection, they eat you alive. Apparently a camera crew spent days filming every second of this happening to a wildebeest or something and came away with PTSD. Nature is fukkinBROOTAL.
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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
Thousands of serrated small teeth mate, far from a very quick death...
I'd take the kimono dragon
I'd take the kimono dragon
08-11-2020, 07:38 PM
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Originally Posted By LobsterRageFist⏩
A T. rex? You think this is a game?Gonna have to go with a T-Rex, Cotton. I figure they'd bite you in half and you'd bleed out in a matter of seconds.
It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out.
It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out.
08-11-2020, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By OttomanEmpire⏩
Ayyy listen I know you're busy dying, but I'm gonna go ahead and get a head start on eating your face now.I thought you were joking cause recall a doc of them following a buffalo until it died, but I youtube'd them and below it's literally eating it as it know the poison has it weak.
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The great white attack could really go down a number of different ways so if you're looking for quickest death it's no guarantee.
I'd go with great white just because I think that sounds like the most badass way to go. Imagine people saying, "Yeah he got eaten by a great white!". F*ck yeah man!
But back to the killings, if the great white hits you full force it'd happen so fast you wouldn't even know you were attacked by a shark most likely, so yes that would be quick IF it attacked you that way. Like others have said though, great whites are curious creatures. It might come up, take a bite out of curiosity just to see what you are and swim off leaving you to bleed out (or possibly eaten by a smaller shark nearby).
Rats sounds like the worst way to go followed next by hyena. They'd both probably rip you to shreds little by little which would suck. Rats for sure would be little by little.
Croc would be the next worst, but at least with a croc it also sounds cool. But really, they'd clamp down on you not killing you most likely and drag you in the water, twisting you around breaking your bones until you ultimately drowned. You'd probably pass out from pain before you drowned though technically.
Tiger and bears would both be vicious and quick. These would be the way to go if you wanted to ensure a quick death. Great whites could give you a quicker death but like I said you gamble with how it wants to attack.
And I don't know anything about kimono dragons and how they kill so not really sure where they'd fall in all of this
I'd go with great white just because I think that sounds like the most badass way to go. Imagine people saying, "Yeah he got eaten by a great white!". F*ck yeah man!
But back to the killings, if the great white hits you full force it'd happen so fast you wouldn't even know you were attacked by a shark most likely, so yes that would be quick IF it attacked you that way. Like others have said though, great whites are curious creatures. It might come up, take a bite out of curiosity just to see what you are and swim off leaving you to bleed out (or possibly eaten by a smaller shark nearby).
Rats sounds like the worst way to go followed next by hyena. They'd both probably rip you to shreds little by little which would suck. Rats for sure would be little by little.
Croc would be the next worst, but at least with a croc it also sounds cool. But really, they'd clamp down on you not killing you most likely and drag you in the water, twisting you around breaking your bones until you ultimately drowned. You'd probably pass out from pain before you drowned though technically.
Tiger and bears would both be vicious and quick. These would be the way to go if you wanted to ensure a quick death. Great whites could give you a quicker death but like I said you gamble with how it wants to attack.
And I don't know anything about kimono dragons and how they kill so not really sure where they'd fall in all of this
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Then at the end when he takes a break to enjoy the scenery and flex...reminds of one instance of a hyena finding a water buffalo stuck in mud on it's side and literally it was a lone hyena taking its time to eat an adult buffalo. When you though your day was already bad. that was literally hell.Ayyy listen I know you're busy dying, but I'm gonna go ahead and get a head start on eating your face now.
I didn't realize those komodo dragons have strong bite/teeth, literally just tear through thick hides.
After eating up to 80% of its body weight in one meal,[34] it drags itself to a sunny location to speed digestion, as the food could rot and poison the dragon if left undigested in its stomach for too long. Because of their slow metabolism, large dragons can survive on as few as 12 meals a year.[22]
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I think this is the final order, from most to least preferable:
Great White Shark
Tiger/Lion/Leopard/Jaguar
Crocodile
Polar Bear or Grizzly Bear
Hyena
Rats
Kimono dragon
Great White Shark
Tiger/Lion/Leopard/Jaguar
Crocodile
Polar Bear or Grizzly Bear
Hyena
Rats
Kimono dragon
08-11-2020, 08:21 PM
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Great White or Sea Snake. Its gonna be over pretty quick in all likelihood. If the great white takes a leg in all likelihood you go into shock, hyperventilate and die of blood loss while feeling nothing thanks to endorphins.
A pack of crocs would also end a person pretty fast but psychologically it would not be nice. Same with hyenas.
Believe it or not a lion or tiger would also be a good choice. They will either break your neck or tear your throat out. It would be bad but it would be bad for less than 60 seconds maybe less than 30 seconds.
A pack of crocs would also end a person pretty fast but psychologically it would not be nice. Same with hyenas.
Believe it or not a lion or tiger would also be a good choice. They will either break your neck or tear your throat out. It would be bad but it would be bad for less than 60 seconds maybe less than 30 seconds.
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