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Thread: Which animal would you most prefer to be eaten by?

post 1613195211 08-11-2020, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
God they all sound horrible. I make it a priority not to get into situations where these things could happen, no need for me to ever go on an African safari in this lifetime
I, too, make it a priority to not get eaten by hyenas and polar bears.
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post 1613195601 08-11-2020, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
God they all sound horrible. I make it a priority not to get into situations where these things could happen, no need for me to ever go on an African safari in this lifetime
You never swim in the ocean? There are a LOT more sharks just beyond the beach than you might imagine.
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anything other than crocodile

brb getting drowned for 4 mins whilst clamped in their mouth

also, you should add anaconda to your list
post 1613196271 08-11-2020, 01:02 AM
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Ill take the hippo treatment
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
anything other than crocodile

brb getting drowned for 4 mins whilst clamped in their mouth

also, you should add anaconda to your list
There's a single croc named Gustav that's managed to eat 300 people and counting. How neat is that?

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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
You never swim in the ocean? There are a LOT more sharks just beyond the beach than you might imagine.
Don’t swim in the ocean crew

And I live in Southern California too. Fuk the ocean.
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post 1613196731 08-11-2020, 01:14 AM
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This thread is terrifying.

Probably I’d choose the great white, mainly because sounds like it would be the quickest one, although I have to admit that it’s probably the scariest one. Some huge water beast with 100 fangs coming at you...

Most painful would probably be the bears because they take their time, that thing isn’t going for any vital organs, that things wants to enjoy you.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
You never swim in the ocean? There are a LOT more sharks just beyond the beach than you might imagine.
Why you swimming in deep water brah?
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If you applied peanut butter on your cock and balls, would the hyena lick it off before eating you?
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post 1613196951 08-11-2020, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted By ss367⏩
Why you swimming in deep water brah?
Flew over it once in Flurrida on one of those site seeing dealies. I ain't swimming around, splashing like a wounded seal ripe for the eatin'.
post 1613197021 08-11-2020, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
There's a single croc named Gustav that's managed to eat 300 people and counting. How neat is that?

I remember when a 2 yo boy was eaten by a croc at Disneyland whilst with his Dad. At least with other animal attacks you could make some effort to deter it, but when a croc drags your kid into murky waters you're utterly helpless fuarrkkkkkkkkkkkkk
post 1613197471 08-11-2020, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro⏩
I remember when a 2 yo boy was eaten by a croc at Disneyland whilst with his Dad. At least with other animal attacks you could make some effort to deter it, but when a croc drags your kid into murky waters you're utterly helpless fuarrkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Imagine you finally get to go to Disneyland and you get eaten by a fukking alligator god damn the universe just hates some people
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post 1613197541 08-11-2020, 01:36 AM
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Gonna have to go with a T-Rex, Cotton. I figure they'd bite you in half and you'd bleed out in a matter of seconds.

It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out.
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post 1613197621 08-11-2020, 01:39 AM
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Originally Posted By x420SwagScopex⏩
Imagine you finally get to go to Disneyland and you get eaten by a fukking alligator god damn the universe just hates some people
Meanwhile Steve Irwin spent his life wrestling giant crocodiles and venomous snakes, only to wind up being 1 of 2 people to ever die from a stingray stabbing.
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Meanwhile Steve Irwin spent his life wrestling giant crocodiles and venomous snakes, only to wind up being 1 of 2 people to ever die from a stingray stabbing.
I’m shook that only 2 people have died of stingray stabbing
post 1613201791 08-11-2020, 03:46 AM
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Great white shark, it would probably be a quick death (a combination of blood loss and drowning). Crocodile would be my second choice, also a quick death as rips me to pieces with its death roll or
drowns me.
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post 1613202021 08-11-2020, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage⏩
Great white shark, it would probably be a quick death (a combination of blood loss and drowning). Crocodile would be my second choice, also a quick death as rips me to pieces with its death roll or
drowns me.
Thousands of serrated small teeth mate, far from a very quick death...

I'd take the kimono dragon
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Imagine being at the top of the food chain and you get eaten by a lesser species. Fuark that I'd find a way to end it before an animal dishonourably kills me off like im prey.
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why do Hyenas always go for the cok
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Kimono dragons are the worst. They bite you, then follow you around and wait for the infection to set in.

It will take days. And just before you die of infection, they eat you alive. Apparently a camera crew spent days filming every second of this happening to a wildebeest or something and came away with PTSD. Nature is fukkinBROOTAL.
I thought you were joking cause recall a doc of them following a buffalo until it died, but I youtube'd them and below it's literally eating it as it know the poison has it weak.



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Originally Posted By ChangeOfStyle⏩
Thousands of serrated small teeth mate, far from a very quick death...

I'd take the kimono dragon
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Originally Posted By LobsterRageFist⏩
Gonna have to go with a T-Rex, Cotton. I figure they'd bite you in half and you'd bleed out in a matter of seconds.

It's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out.
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Ramsey Bolton had the cleanest death amiright?
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Originally Posted By OttomanEmpire⏩
I thought you were joking cause recall a doc of them following a buffalo until it died, but I youtube'd them and below it's literally eating it as it know the poison has it weak.

Ayyy listen I know you're busy dying, but I'm gonna go ahead and get a head start on eating your face now.
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The great white attack could really go down a number of different ways so if you're looking for quickest death it's no guarantee.

I'd go with great white just because I think that sounds like the most badass way to go. Imagine people saying, "Yeah he got eaten by a great white!". F*ck yeah man!


But back to the killings, if the great white hits you full force it'd happen so fast you wouldn't even know you were attacked by a shark most likely, so yes that would be quick IF it attacked you that way. Like others have said though, great whites are curious creatures. It might come up, take a bite out of curiosity just to see what you are and swim off leaving you to bleed out (or possibly eaten by a smaller shark nearby).

Rats sounds like the worst way to go followed next by hyena. They'd both probably rip you to shreds little by little which would suck. Rats for sure would be little by little.

Croc would be the next worst, but at least with a croc it also sounds cool. But really, they'd clamp down on you not killing you most likely and drag you in the water, twisting you around breaking your bones until you ultimately drowned. You'd probably pass out from pain before you drowned though technically.

Tiger and bears would both be vicious and quick. These would be the way to go if you wanted to ensure a quick death. Great whites could give you a quicker death but like I said you gamble with how it wants to attack.


And I don't know anything about kimono dragons and how they kill so not really sure where they'd fall in all of this
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Ayyy listen I know you're busy dying, but I'm gonna go ahead and get a head start on eating your face now.
Then at the end when he takes a break to enjoy the scenery and flex...reminds of one instance of a hyena finding a water buffalo stuck in mud on it's side and literally it was a lone hyena taking its time to eat an adult buffalo. When you though your day was already bad. that was literally hell.

I didn't realize those komodo dragons have strong bite/teeth, literally just tear through thick hides.

After eating up to 80% of its body weight in one meal,[34] it drags itself to a sunny location to speed digestion, as the food could rot and poison the dragon if left undigested in its stomach for too long. Because of their slow metabolism, large dragons can survive on as few as 12 meals a year.[22]
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I think this is the final order, from most to least preferable:

Great White Shark
Tiger/Lion/Leopard/Jaguar
Crocodile
Polar Bear or Grizzly Bear
Hyena
Rats
Kimono dragon
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shark. it would bite you in half and youd bleed out within seconds. all the others seem ****ing brutal
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Great White or Sea Snake. Its gonna be over pretty quick in all likelihood. If the great white takes a leg in all likelihood you go into shock, hyperventilate and die of blood loss while feeling nothing thanks to endorphins.

A pack of crocs would also end a person pretty fast but psychologically it would not be nice. Same with hyenas.

Believe it or not a lion or tiger would also be a good choice. They will either break your neck or tear your throat out. It would be bad but it would be bad for less than 60 seconds maybe less than 30 seconds.
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1 of the whales havoc00 likes so it could be a quick death by suffocation/smell
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