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post 1616701561 09-16-2020, 12:02 PM
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City folk that say country life is "too slow"

What do you mean?
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Not enough rioting, too easy to get around, people don't call you names for simply existing.
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post 1616701791 09-16-2020, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What do you mean?
Not enough worry about drug addicts getting into your business or messing with your property, vandalism of your street parked car, hit and runs on said parked car, too much money accumulates due to lack of aggressive city level taxation, reasonable utility bills and taxes are boring after years.

Riots happen and you have to watch the chit on TV. You miss out on a lot
post 1616701841 09-16-2020, 12:05 PM
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Not enough sloots, tits, asses to stare at to get that dopamin high

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post 1616701901 09-16-2020, 12:05 PM
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Basically if you don’t live in a far leftist utopia being ripped down by wealthy white twenty something college revolutionaries then you are a backward country bumpkin. I joke about black leftists but white leftists are just as or even more retarded.
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post 1616702021 09-16-2020, 12:07 PM
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I don’t know why city folk call the country slow. On Friday nights, we usually ride around in trucks and hunt methheads. It’s like hunting bullfrogs. When you shine a spotlight into the bush they are hiding in, they freeze and you can catch em
post 1616702051 09-16-2020, 12:07 PM
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post 1616702151 09-16-2020, 12:09 PM
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not enough bums to piss and shiit on their doorsteps in the country
post 1616702231 09-16-2020, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
Not enough sloots, tits, asses to stare at to get that dopamin high

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Are thousands of sloots not enough? You tryin to fuk all of em?
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post 1616702361 09-16-2020, 12:11 PM
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Been a city guy my whole life, Im ready to get the fuk out asap srs. As Ive grown and matured, Ive come to terms as to what a rat race cram packed chit show big city life really is.

Just got back from a week in west Michgan, it was fuking amazing. Beautiful green lush land and nice people, lake Michigans east coast is crazy beautiful too. Was mirin very hard
post 1616702821 09-16-2020, 12:15 PM
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post 1616702951 09-16-2020, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By knightofday⏩
Been a city guy my whole life, Im ready to get the fuk out asap srs. As Ive grown and matured, Ive come to terms as to what a rat race cram packed chit show big city life really is.

Just got back from a week in west Michgan, it was fuking amazing. Beautiful green lush land and nice people, lake Michigans east coast is crazy beautiful too. Was mirin very hard
Sounds like the places I'm used to. SC brah here. Come visit one day. Check out Charleston, then come down to Savannah GA before you leave.
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post 1616703831 09-16-2020, 12:25 PM
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They say this because they can't find anything to do unless it's structured.

Always found if funny how some people insist on living in high cost areas so they can go drink overpriced coffee or sit at a restaurant that put a heavy emphasis on appearance so they can sit and see and be seen trying to pretend to be important. Night clubs and wine sipping, just LOL.

Like one reason places like San Francisco are expensive is it's highly desirable for gay men to live there because there are more men because as permiscous as they are they would run out of dick to suck in most cities.
post 1616704001 09-16-2020, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Sounds like the places I'm used to. SC brah here. Come visit one day. Check out Charleston, then come down to Savannah GA before you leave.
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
They say this because they can't find anything to do unless it's structured.

Always found if funny how some people insist on living in high cost areas so they can go drink overpriced coffee or sit at a restaurant that put a heavy emphasis on appearance so they can sit and see and be seen trying to pretend to be important. Night clubs and wine sipping, just LOL.

Like one reason places like San Francisco are expensive is it's highly desirable for gay men to live there because there are more men because as permiscous as they are they would run out of dick to suck in most cities.
i always laughed at the city folks who get bussed out to the orchards around me to pay $40 a person to pick their own apples. lol @ these tools
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post 1616704171 09-16-2020, 12:29 PM
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More to life than visiting every strip club and fine dining at the most expensive restaurants.

City is very overrated to live in, but they do have a wide variety of choices as far as food goes and there are some neat places to go to, but me and my gf have been trekking some nature trails. amazed to know how much chit there actually is to explore outside of your city lol.
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post 1616704261 09-16-2020, 12:29 PM
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"I just love the hustle and bustle of cities" says the citycel as he picks up his now wallet-less pants, his anus dripping with cultural enrichment.
post 1616704271 09-16-2020, 12:29 PM
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If you can't spend your money mindlessly, if you can't go to clubs, if you can't go to the mall, if you don't live in the concrete jungle... then life is "too slow".


What is really means is that their lives are so crappy they need things to make time go by (seemingly) faster and to be distracted 24/7.



Go camping/hunting/fishing/boating/riding, time seems to move slower.
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post 1616704381 09-16-2020, 12:30 PM
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What do we mean? It's fuking boring in the sticks
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my relatives in the phillippines lives the real country life in a town with 100% nature all around you, dirt roads, and like less than 50 people. it's awesome... though as a scum city modernized boi it took me like two weeks to adjust. no internet no cellphone no screens no hot water all food is 100% grown naturally on the ground 2meters from when ur sleeping no factory bought bull**** no coffee... now that i think about it i think it's the no caffeine that i was withdrawing from
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
What do we mean? It's fuking boring in the sticks
Define boring...waaaaaaay too much work to do to be bored if you're on a farm or ranch.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Sounds like the places I'm used to. SC brah here. Come visit one day. Check outCharleston, then come down to Savannah GAbefore you leave.
Been to Charleston, beautiful city and was mirin very hard. Side note- Dated a beautiful chick from there while in Afghanistan who had the most perfect natural titties Ive ever seen dead srs

Also lived just outside Savannah for 5.5 years lulz, its the most beautiful city I've ever been to in the US srs. Fuking amazing imo
post 1616705121 09-16-2020, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By darkninja67⏩
What do we mean? It's fuking boring in the sticks
What do you like to do for fun?
Originally Posted By knightofday⏩
Been to Charleston, beautiful city and was mirin very hard. Side note- Dated a beautiful chick from there while in Afghanistan who had the most perfect natural titties Ive ever seen dead srs

Also lived just outside Savannah for 5.5 years lulz, its the most beautiful city I've ever been to in the US srs. Fuking amazing imo
Well fuk, you already know what to do then. Follow your heart breh.
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My town has 250 people.

Nearest other "town" is a 45 minute drive and has 6500 people.


I have a bear trap (padded foot snare) set up right now within sight of my house so it is easier to check to see if I caught one...

I hunt and trap wolves, sea kayak, do winter snowshoe expeditions, snowmobile, and ATV whenever I want.

My boats and Waverunner are at the marina 200 yards away, and build custom seasonal cottages on boat access only properties, and have winters off.

Ya, its boring here. I wish I was in the city where the only things I can ever find to do are eating and buying useless chit. Just Lol at being in a city.
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Lack of hustle and bustle, it really comes down to living at an accustomed pace. Combined with a lack of cultural interests, activities, restaurants and options adds up to an experience that MANY people find to be... Dull.

The same way someone from a small town would find living on the side of a mountain meditating all day and speaking 10-15 words in a day intolerable. Simply chalked up to a difference in pace.
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Originally Posted By BigCawkLarry777⏩
The people in the city are mostly trash don't worry about it.
The thing is, out of the "trash" there are hundreds of thousands of options to choose from to befriend, people with a wide variety of interests, educations, backgrounds etc. In small towns you are limited to the small amount of people in your age range who aren't complete *******s, or have chit quality character. Also there are way more jobs in the city, lots of small town people work minimum wage, have substance abuse problems, and no ambition (hence sticking around in small towns).

People that stay in small towns typically don't crave opportunity. Which usually means lack of opportunity = chit job, chit friends, chit goals.
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Originally Posted By arod204⏩
.People that stay in small towns typically don't crave opportunity. Which usually means lack of opportunity = chit job, chit friends, chit goals.
The cool thing is when you do crave opportunity, its easy to make a small town your bytch because everyone else is a slack jawed yokel.
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Not enough whores and gays to get STDs from at parties and events. Degeneracy is part and parcel of a fun city life. Getting penis wet is the central hobby/recreational activity and pinnacle of one’s self worth.

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Is what a stupid “city fun” **** would say. Sad really that civilization has fallen to this point.
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Missing the cortisol high of the crippling need to make lots of money to afford your lower middle class lifestyle.

Getting a good night sleep without car alarms waking you every 30 minutes makes you soft.
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