Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » JUST LOL @ male nurses
  1. Results 31 to 60 of 69
  2. Page 2 of 3
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2
  7. 3
  9. Last

Thread: JUST LOL @ male nurses

post 1624010461 11-29-2020, 02:18 PM
-
#31
  1. nothingshocking
  1. nothingshocking
  3. Join Date: Jan 2017
  4. Location: Uranus, Gambia
  5. Posts: 36,399
  6. Subscribers: 5
  7. Rep Power: 952290
Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
I do not know why they pay so much. Anyone can do anestesia. Also, medical schools barely need educators anymore with everyone online. Last I saw, actually zero of the students attended class because they record the lectures.
Not anyone can administer anesthesia, what are you talking about???

I have had to reschedule surgeries for interventional radiologists because we were unable to find an anesthesiologist to support the procedure.

What are you talking about with medical school? I said a major academic institution - Ie the University of Chicago hospital, not their medical school.
post 1624010531 11-29-2020, 02:19 PM
-
#32
  1. blissful88
  2. Somebody's Fox
  1. blissful88
  2. Somebody's Fox
  3. Join Date: Jan 2020
  4. Posts: 28,124
  5. Rep Power: 262372
Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
I do not know why they pay so much. Anyone can do anestesia.
Anesthesiology is it's own field & highly complicated on a patient per patient basis, you don't learn it in med school.

When you want your transmission rebuilt you don't take it to an oil change shop, you take it to a transmission shop. Specialties exist for a reason.



As for the online, lol no, you'll do some studying and homework through an online portal but I had to put in over 700 clinic hours. You can't replace formal professors.
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1624010541 11-29-2020, 02:20 PM
-
#33
  1. sg1976
  2. NandBroLone
  1. sg1976
  2. NandBroLone
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Posts: 29,435
  5. Rep Power: 218658
Woman has a BS in Nursing. She went to a care facility for mentally challenged kids as her first job and started Fresh out of college at 25.00 an hour. She’s going to go to a hospital when our new son is old enough to go to daycare. Should be making bank then.
Mother north, united we stand, together we walk
Phantom north, I'll be there when you hunt them down.

Absolutely Love This For You! ❤️💕

Take America Back Again!

Verified 37 Going on 60
Verified Fat Boy
post 1624010741 11-29-2020, 02:22 PM
-
#34
  1. nothingshocking
  1. nothingshocking
  3. Join Date: Jan 2017
  4. Location: Uranus, Gambia
  5. Posts: 36,399
  6. Subscribers: 5
  7. Rep Power: 952290
Originally Posted By Hypernation⏩
Wow, man whoaaaaaaa. You count numbers? I’m proud. I applaud your determination

Of course you left out the salary average of mid levels such as NP & PA. But please go ahead and continue grouping them all together.
NP's were paid 70-80 per hour, we preferred PA's who we hired in the 55-65 range. The level of service they provided in our clinics was the same, but NP's were unionized.

Not sure where you are going with this smart guy.

You refuted my statement that CRNA's make as much as low level doctors, and you don't understand what a low level doctor is. I have clarified that for you, and now you are concerned that I didn't provide hourly rates for PA's and NP's? I never siad an NP makes as much as a doctor, I said I wouldn't be ashamed if my son or daughter decided to become a CRNA or NP.

How about you shut the fuk up, and take the L.
post 1624011171 11-29-2020, 02:28 PM
-
#35
  1. Harry362
  2. Registered User
  1. Harry362
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2017
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 7,061
  6. Rep Power: 738
I am an NP and make around $70 an hour, when I finish my psychiatry NP cert it will go up to $90-120/hour.

CRNA make more on average but if you are an NP and want to create your own business/hustle you can make just as much. NP national average is brought down by the legions of NPs working primary care making 80k/year while PA generally do ortho/ER and other higher paying specialties.

Nursing in general is a great career choice for a guy, 3 12 hour shifts and you are done, not menial work like working in a cubicle. ER is a blast to work in my experience
post 1624027551 11-29-2020, 05:38 PM
-
#36
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 256
  6. Rep Power: 0
lol at all the murses getting their jim jams jimmied. hey *******s you could make lotta cash starting youre own business or being a 100k tradie

lol at cleaning bed pans and exposing yourself to disease and gross ppl on the daily
post 1624037681 11-29-2020, 07:30 PM
-
#37
  1. Dirtylocks
  2. Banned
  1. Dirtylocks
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Aug 2009
  4. Posts: 7,067
  5. Rep Power: 0
males nurses are the definition of SIMPS and CUCKS
post 1624039221 11-29-2020, 07:43 PM
-
#38
  1. WABeast
  2. Registered Guido
  1. WABeast
  2. Registered Guido
  3. Join Date: Nov 2016
  4. Location: Washington, USA, Chad
  5. Age: 31
  6. Posts: 9,190
  7. Rep Power: 59182
A nurse practitioner is a pretty good job.
They are basically doctors minus all of the med school.
*Sicilian Crew*
*Super Straight Crew*
post 1624039701 11-29-2020, 07:48 PM
-
#39
  1. muscle beast
  2. Registered User
  1. muscle beast
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Oct 2006
  4. Posts: 6,194
  5. Rep Power: 29984
Just LMAO @ this thread. Here for the lulz

post 1624039941 11-29-2020, 07:50 PM
-
#40
  1. Cite
  2. Registered User
  1. Cite
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Dec 2015
  4. Age: 30
  5. Posts: 2,868
  6. Rep Power: 9738
Originally Posted By WABeast⏩
A nurse practitioner is a pretty good job.
They are basically doctors minus all of the med school.
Same with PA. The field I’m pursuing. OP is prolly a failed nurse student
post 1624040991 11-29-2020, 08:01 PM
-
#41
  1. CanardMedic
  2. Registered User
  1. CanardMedic
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2017
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 4,166
  6. Rep Power: 16222
Long hours indoors all day hearing monitor beeps every 5 seconds.
They earn every cents they make.
post 1624041301 11-29-2020, 08:04 PM
-
#42
  1. Coachbombay
  2. Killer boots, man!
  1. Coachbombay
  2. Killer boots, man!
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Location: Rack City, Bitch, Canada
  5. Age: 39
  6. Posts: 4,363
  7. Rep Power: 30298
Pro: make 100k at 23 without being a high functioning human being
Con: make 100k at 53 despite being a high functioning human being

It's a womens job for a reason. Men seek a constant upward trajectory. I understand there are some options for advancement with further education and all that jazz, but if you're investing that much time you shouldve just went to med school like all those guys who your coworkers are fiending over and not have to deal with a lifetime of being mogged.

Flexibility is the best part, and that's useless to men unless you've got a second career on the side. Women seek casual employment to pursue #wanderlust, then full time for a few years, then mat leave, then 0.6, etc., so it's the goat job for them.
They got little baby legs that stand so low
you got to pick 'em up just to say hello.
post 1624315961 12-02-2020, 05:07 PM
-
#43
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 256
  6. Rep Power: 0
imagine youre only defense being "h...heh.. hey at least i make good money..." working constant OT another women orders you to do and if you dont youre out JUST LOL

so happy wiping up 90 year old helgas poopy butt and administering IV to the smelly bum who just OD'd
post 1624316131 12-02-2020, 05:09 PM
-
#44
  1. IronILLinois
  2. King Rustle
  1. IronILLinois
  2. King Rustle
  3. Join Date: Jul 2013
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 14,192
  6. Rep Power: 171399
Originally Posted By muscle
Just LMAO @ this thread. Here for the lulz

you're an elitist. you're probably also a chit doctor. suck my ass *******
Toxic Male Energy

Pull-up mogged GooBaa 19JAN2023, me (10) him (5). To this day he refuses to take his perm.

Garbage Tier Miscer List: LargePeter (5 foot 9), GooBaa, Luc1fer, MinisterofLust, Fang2, OPGenesis, NYPat, DolphinPilot, (saved).
post 1624316681 12-02-2020, 05:16 PM
-
#45
  1. Gorillajewshead
  2. Registered User
  1. Gorillajewshead
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2011
  4. Posts: 1,356
  5. Rep Power: 2117
I work with a male nurse that makes 350k a year on average just lol at op lol
post 1624317011 12-02-2020, 05:20 PM
-
#46
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 11,354
  7. Rep Power: 55679
Originally Posted By mesobuild⏩
I do not know why they pay so much. Anyone can do anestesia. Also, medical schools barely need educators anymore with everyone online. Last I saw, actually zero of the students attended class because they record the lectures.
Depends on the program. There are still quite a few schools that require either full attendance or at least 70% attendance (pre-COVID).
Originally Posted By Coachbombay⏩
Pro: make 100k at 23 without being a high functioning human being
Con: make 100k at 53 despite being a high functioning human being

It's a womens job for a reason. Men seek a constant upward trajectory. I understand there are some options for advancement with further education and all that jazz, but if you're investing that much time you shouldve just went to med school like all those guys who your coworkers are fiending over and not have to deal with a lifetime of being mogged.

Flexibility is the best part, and that's useless to men unless you've got a second career on the side. Women seek casual employment to pursue #wanderlust, then full time for a few years, then mat leave, then 0.6, etc., so it's the goat job for them.
Huh??? You can make as much as you want, depending if you want to work OT/Holidays/Graveyard.

Plus, any nurse that isn't a retard works for 2-5 years as an RN and then applies for NP/CRNA school.
***Misc Med Crew***
***No Social Media Crew***
post 1624317941 12-02-2020, 05:31 PM
-
#47
  1. DrugsToGetBig
  2. So it begins
  1. DrugsToGetBig
  2. So it begins
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Location: New Jersey, United States
  5. Age: 33
  6. Height: 6'1"
  7. Weight: 220 lbs
  8. Posts: 38,545
  9. Subscribers: 5
  10. Rep Power: 415665
why the hate on murses? i'm 3 years deep into a bsn nursing degree but can't bring myself to finish it cause idk what i'm doing anymore
*Forever Alone Crew*
*Neg FireofAss Crew on SIGHT Crew*
post 1624319181 12-02-2020, 05:49 PM
-
#48
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 11,354
  7. Rep Power: 55679
Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
why the hate on murses? i'm 3 years deep into a bsn nursing degree but can't bring myself to finish it cause idk what i'm doing anymore
Because it's the misc. I don't know why you'd hate on a career with a great salary/benefits + 100% job security.

Keep going.
***Misc Med Crew***
***No Social Media Crew***
post 1624320041 12-02-2020, 05:58 PM
-
#49
  1. TheBuffmuffin
  2. Registered User
  1. TheBuffmuffin
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Mar 2010
  4. Age: 31
  5. Posts: 4,211
  6. Rep Power: 8751
Originally Posted By RussianGerman⏩
I have a lot of male nurse friends. U go to a place like Kaiser and you’re making 80$/hour....
Can confirm, I make $93/hr as a bedside nurse at a kaiser facility.
▲▼▲5'7" Master Race Crew▲▼▲

Jacksonville Jaguars
post 1624320931 12-02-2020, 06:10 PM
-
#50
  1. DrugsToGetBig
  2. So it begins
  1. DrugsToGetBig
  2. So it begins
  3. Join Date: Jun 2012
  4. Location: New Jersey, United States
  5. Age: 33
  6. Height: 6'1"
  7. Weight: 220 lbs
  8. Posts: 38,545
  9. Subscribers: 5
  10. Rep Power: 415665
Originally Posted By kovalchuk71⏩
Because it's the misc. I don't know why you'd hate on a career with a great salary/benefits + 100% job security.

Keep going.
a fantastic, rewarding career with many benefits and great pay. i'm going to keep going brah i just need to realign myself first
Originally Posted By TheBuffmuffin⏩
Can confirm, I make $93/hr as a bedside nurse at a kaiser facility.
$93 hr!? what state are you in?
*Forever Alone Crew*
*Neg FireofAss Crew on SIGHT Crew*
post 1624320991 12-02-2020, 06:10 PM
-
#51
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 11,354
  7. Rep Power: 55679
Originally Posted By TheBuffmuffin⏩
Can confirm, I make $93/hr as a bedside nurse at a kaiser facility.
Nice.

Locum Tenens is the way to go if you're single. Travel a little and make $$$$ doing it.
***Misc Med Crew***
***No Social Media Crew***
post 1624322011 12-02-2020, 06:27 PM
-
#52
  1. TheBuffmuffin
  2. Registered User
  1. TheBuffmuffin
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Mar 2010
  4. Age: 31
  5. Posts: 4,211
  6. Rep Power: 8751
Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
a fantastic, rewarding career with many benefits and great pay. i'm going to keep going brah i just need to realign myself first

$93 hr!? what state are you in?
California, I’m not in the Bay Area though so lower cost of living area.

The union contract covers all of Northern CA, I happen to be in a lower cost of living. Area thankfully.

Starter homes about $300-$350k here for a 3/2
▲▼▲5'7" Master Race Crew▲▼▲

Jacksonville Jaguars
post 1624322171 12-02-2020, 06:30 PM
-
#53
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 256
  6. Rep Power: 0
lol at wiping bums when you can start youre own business being a tradie plumber making 100k/yr
post 1624322261 12-02-2020, 06:31 PM
-
#54
  1. Hypernation
  2. Biomed Brah
  1. Hypernation
  2. Biomed Brah
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 6,041
  6. Rep Power: 24794
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
NP's were paid 70-80 per hour, we preferred PA's who we hired in the 55-65 range. The level of service they provided in our clinics was the same, but NP's were unionized.

Not sure where you are going with this smart guy.

You refuted my statement that CRNA's make as much as low level doctors, and you don't understand what a low level doctor is. I have clarified that for you, and now you are concerned that I didn't provide hourly rates for PA's and NP's? I never siad an NP makes as much as a doctor, I said I wouldn't be ashamed if my son or daughter decided to become a CRNA or NP.

How about you shut the fuk up, and take the L.
Would prefer you take my D in your mouth.

Ya lower level bittchhhh
You have my word as a Schons.
post 1624322471 12-02-2020, 06:35 PM
-
#55
  1. nothingshocking
  1. nothingshocking
  3. Join Date: Jan 2017
  4. Location: Uranus, Gambia
  5. Posts: 36,399
  6. Subscribers: 5
  7. Rep Power: 952290
Originally Posted By Hypernation⏩
Would prefer you take my D in your mouth.

Ya lower level bittchhhh
ok *******, you have earned this neg
post 1624323311 12-02-2020, 06:45 PM
-
#56
  1. Smithers115
  2. 6'4 crew
  1. Smithers115
  2. 6'4 crew
  3. Join Date: Sep 2008
  4. Location: Alberta Brah, Canada
  5. Posts: 24,851
  6. Rep Power: 81884
its got its pros and cons, lots of hot broads, feels good to help people, pay is really good for an undergraduate with plenty of room for big cash as a masters, but you work with women all day (which can be good and bad) and some really ****ty patients that think you're their slave

if you're into geriatric women hitting on you all day its a dream job lmao "well ive never had a nurse as tall and handsome as you son" "Maam, just let me give you this suppository so I can go on break"
Great MAGA King status

Bing Chilling
post 1624324001 12-02-2020, 06:54 PM
-
#57
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  1. cur53d
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Nov 2020
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 256
  6. Rep Power: 0
seems like a lotta murses on da misc. is that why so much tradie hate? they are more manly then you? fuark that sucks... brb go wash out tha bedpan
post 1624327011 12-02-2020, 07:34 PM
-
#58
  1. Prose
  2. Registered User
  1. Prose
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2005
  4. Posts: 4,372
  5. Rep Power: 7345
I always wanted to do it but in my stoned state of mind as a young guy, the curriculum looked so difficult
post 1624340581 12-02-2020, 10:41 PM
-
#59
  1. Hypernation
  2. Biomed Brah
  1. Hypernation
  2. Biomed Brah
  3. Join Date: Mar 2014
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 6,041
  6. Rep Power: 24794
Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
ok *******, you have earned this neg
Lol. Well worth it, cock boy
You have my word as a Schons.
post 1624341421 12-02-2020, 10:54 PM
-
#60
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  1. kovalchuk71
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Aug 2011
  4. Location: Raleigh, North Carolina, United States
  5. Age: 36
  6. Posts: 11,354
  7. Rep Power: 55679
Originally Posted By Prose⏩
I always wanted to do it but in my stoned state of mind as a young guy, the curriculum looked so difficult
Have you seen the “nurses” on TikTok/Social Media. They’re not Einstein’s.

You could do it, brah.
***Misc Med Crew***
***No Social Media Crew***
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts