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post 1626089773 12-20-2020, 07:45 AM
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Misc I got Jury duty

Man fuk this Can I just act crazy or say my late dad was a police officer?


Anyway have experience?
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post 1626091713 12-20-2020, 08:22 AM
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it is our civic duty to be jurors

just remember if they are cis white make then they are already guilty in the eyes of society
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is fear of corona a way out?
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Originally Posted By CougarP01⏩
is fear of corona a way out?
No they had Corona guidelines and evening


Imma just play this song in my phone will it work?

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post 1626092463 12-20-2020, 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
No they had Corona guidelines and evening


Imma just play this song in my phone will it work?

I don't think enjoying terrible music makes you exempt from jury duty
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I would do it honestly people bitch and moan about an unfair justice system and now is your chance to get your voice heard in it

You'll probably get some dumb ass case though
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Consider disclosing your Misc handle. That should straighten it out.

When I did mine, we got to the third round of selections and some old lady from the second round raises her hand and disrupts everything because she suddenly "remembered she might be biased" due to her son's lawsuit against a hospital. The whole thing was moderately lulz. We had a nice little intro video from the cast of SVU followed by one about medieval peasants setting each other on fire to explain why it was important that we were there.

Was low-key mad they didn't get to me, because they were asking each candidate what they thought about chiropractors and if they'd accept evidence offered by a chiropractor. They would have had to start over if they'd let me answer that in front of the rest of the jury.
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post 1626095753 12-20-2020, 09:43 AM
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I would take it seriously and do my best to be objective and decide based upon the weight of the evidence. I’m a lawyer though so I’m particularly passionate about this kind of thing more so than the average person.


I’d love to sit on a jury but that’s never happening
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post 1626096243 12-20-2020, 09:49 AM
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I got selected once for a stabbing case
Guilty as fuk
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If you live in a big county, chances are they won't do sht if you don't show up (srs). I forgot twice in my life over 10 years ago. Nothing happened. Lol. I finally went and served a few years back.... + they can't prove that you got the letter. But you should serve. It is actually really cool if you get a decent case. It's not that bad
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Start talking about these details and see how quick you're dismissed:

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Just stay up and say you hate “insert race of choice” people.

They will dismiss you.

I did jury duty cause my company pays us for the days we are gone. It sucked tho
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I would do it OP.

I would be glad to do jury duty because i would be a fair juror, and not some PC SJW BLM person.
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Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
I got selected once for a stabbing case
Guilty as fuk
same! wasn't as bad as I thought tbh. met some cool people. knew the guy was guilty as sh*t from his body language when the victim showed the giant scar to the courtroom
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post 1626109663 12-20-2020, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted By freuddcoco⏩
same! wasn't as bad as I thought tbh. met some cool people. knew the guy was guilty as sh*t from his body language when the victim showed the giant scar to the courtroom
it didn’t help that the guy had previously been convicted of stabbing someone else
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I went on jury duty when I was 20-21 met a guy same age who is one of my good friends there now, Was a fun experience tbh girl tried to say family friend groped her over 15 years ago had to go not guilty
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Originally Posted By Enyoze⏩
I went on jury duty when I was 20-21 met a guy same age who is one of my good friends there now, Was a fun experience tbh girl tried to say family friend groped her over 15 years ago had to go not guilty
I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh. I can't imagine having a good friend that I met while serving jury duty. That's a pretty cool story.
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Originally Posted By pengh⏩
If you live in a big county, chances are they won't do sht if you don't show up (srs). I forgot twice in my life over 10 years ago. Nothing happened. Lol. I finally went and served a few years back.... + they can't prove that you got the letter. But you should serve. It is actually really cool if you get a decent case. It's not that bad
This. If it's not sent registered mail they have nothing to confirm you recieved it.
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With covid now Im just gonna say im racist.
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If you need to get out of it just pretend you don’t speak English, or yell something about how a man is always right and woman is always wrong, or something about how everyone should have a gun etc. they will send you home instantly.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
Tell them you’re a racist and you’re clear
Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Just stay up and say you hate “insert race of choice” people.

They will dismiss you.

I did jury duty cause my company pays us for the days we are gone. It sucked tho
Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
With covid now Im just gonna say im racist.
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When you go in thank them for the opportunity to put an N word behind bars


Say goodbye to your jury duty
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If you need to get out of it just pretend you don’t speak English, or yell something about how a man is always right and woman is always wrong, or something about how everyone should have a gun etc. they will send you home instantly.
I hope OP takes this advice and comes back to this thread and tells us about how he spent time in jail for contempt of court.
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