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post 1627039883 12-30-2020, 04:51 PM
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Meet Prison Mike.

post 1627040103 12-30-2020, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted By cookoodbrah
don't know how i would cope tbh im guessing extra lockdowns due to the rona
In the beginning they were total lockdown and everything was fine. They didn't have any cases at all. Re opened the visiting room and here we are today.

It's crazy...
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post 1627041483 12-30-2020, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By mesobuild
Prison?

I know some guys who went to jail. In upper class circles, they're just in legal trouble. Socially, the inmates did not give anyone trouble.
i guess so m8, i couldn't think of anything worse than getting clubbed around the head by one of them batons
post 1627041633 12-30-2020, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4
In the beginning they were total lockdown and everything was fine. They didn't have any cases at all. Re opened the visiting room and here we are today.

It's crazy...
Ban conjugal visits!
post 1627041853 12-30-2020, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40
I have never known anyone who went to prison so I have not visited anyone in prison. Nor have I been a guest myself.
you sound one of them classy ladys, not my type sry, move on pls
post 1627042243 12-30-2020, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By cookoodbrah
you sound one of them classy ladys, not my type sry, move on pls
I never said I couldn't be ur ride or die biatch..I just said I haven't started yet.
post 1627042343 12-30-2020, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By topperstyle
Yes to visit someone
i wouldnt want any of my friends or family to visit me,

it must be painful when you have to say your goodbyes,
post 1627042393 12-30-2020, 05:22 PM
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stupid thread. of course women bragging about meeting their bf in prison

personality is numba one
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1627044233 12-30-2020, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40
I never said I couldn't be ur ride or die biatch..I just said I haven't started yet.
ok well i was looking for a pen pal,

i guess being a degen has its positives sloot
post 1627046133 12-30-2020, 06:01 PM
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Yea Pelican Bay SHU program n***a. 23 hour lockdown. King Kong ain't got chit on me.
post 1627047463 12-30-2020, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Hartley110
So you use tears as manipulation. Date thugs who are in prison. Low Iq don't even think to take a pipe out of your car.

I've never seen you make ANY post that didn't reveal what a typical low tier 0 value female you are.
Lol chill man. She's just telling a story.

Never been to jail. Surprise surprise -- that'd be a big issue trying to pass the bar.
None of the above constitutes legal advice nor should be interpreted as such.
post 1627048203 12-30-2020, 06:20 PM
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Martha Stewart and Laurie Laughlin are more hardcore than me. Dam son.
post 1627048763 12-30-2020, 06:25 PM
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Not prison but Jail


Did 3 years at rikers island



































I worked there tho, as a CO
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post 1627049113 12-30-2020, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By cookoodbrah
there are some weird people out there,

if i ever end up in prison i hope i end up with the nice people
Just do nice crimes.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1627049233 12-30-2020, 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted By poolshark472
Yea Pelican Bay SHU program n***a. 23 hour lockdown. King Kong ain't got chit on me.
inset my ****** GIF
post 1627049373 12-30-2020, 06:32 PM
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Yeah



























Didn't get the job
I'm back, bitches!
post 1628742523 01-16-2021, 03:16 AM
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Originally Posted By cookoodbrah
ok well i was looking for a pen pal,
I'll be your Pen pal G!!
post 1628742823 01-16-2021, 03:32 AM
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Never actually been. just seen countless movies about it and listened to countless YT vids from former prisoners (AfterPrisonShow, Big Herc, Wes Watson etc) as well as Brits (Jack Hill, Shaun Attwood etc).

I have only ever seen prisons from the outside, never visited as never known anyone close be incarcerated. I don't work in the legal/law enforcement/rehabilitation sector, so have no professional requirement to visit one.

I almost want to get sentenced to a week or so, just for the experience...although that would change when I heard that first door slam and lock I'm sure.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1628742923 01-16-2021, 03:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Caldef
I think you're just upset that like most women, i think you're ugly, and the fact that you're not capable of finding an actual girlfriend.

Hence your trying too hard threads about screwing other people's girlfriends. Which actually makes you a chit person, but you're just too dumb to even realise it.
He's right though.


At any rate - I've only done a couple days. It sucks being herded around like cattle, being on their rules, etc. Pretty shytty and demeaning, I guess it wasn't that much different than Boot Camp though. I don't know how people manage to keep their sanity doing serious time though (unless they are in one of those Scandinavian jails that's like living in a decent apartment).
post 1628743153 01-16-2021, 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted By cookoodbrah
what was it like?
Prison Issue Grey Joggs mate not Converse, K Swiss, techs etc etc
post 1628743263 01-16-2021, 03:49 AM
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Done 6 months at her majestys pleasure. Not much useful experience to share with you though OP as i wasnt on the sex offenders wing.
post 1628744093 01-16-2021, 04:25 AM
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Buddy of mine went in and said it's not what you think but it's as bad as you think only worse. Not a big dude or anything, he was expecting the worse. He said having to leave those he loved was the worse part. He said he was kind of suicidal, and honestly didn't care if he lived or died, and a bit pissed off he wasn't going to let anyone mess with him. He said that respecting others, keeping his mouth shut, minded his own business, kept to himself and just generally ignored most people, and learned not to show fear, is how he survived. Said dealing with people's OCD issues is a pain and everyone gets them because it brings it out of you. Said that mental illness is probably the real reason most of those poeple are in there. He said a lot more people get killed in prison than you think because it's not reported and usually nobody cares even their own families.
post 1628744263 01-16-2021, 04:32 AM
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I am free
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post 1628745483 01-16-2021, 05:12 AM
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I live next to pretty much the worst jail in the country (Santa Rita)

Iv been there a couple of times. Its basically just a place where drunk people go and have serious risk of covid. Its cold in there and there are no clocks. Its very very dirty. I don't really understand why it exists to be honest. I think for the most part calling family members to pick up drunks is better than society having to pay for housing these people in conditions that are pretty ****ty

I almost got into a fight once with some mexican dude named juan carlos who eventually started banging on the walls. The whole thing is ass cheeks. As a previous miscer stated its like everyone's mental illness comes out in jail. Lots of weirdos who probably act really normal on the outside.

edit: If you want more details, theres probably an abundance of dudes high on meth in there who are jacking off as in small private holding cells. The food is gross.
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post 1628746033 01-16-2021, 05:26 AM
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Spent 3 weeks in jail not prison for breach of court order
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post 1628746293 01-16-2021, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By StyleIsUnique
in prison you are somebody's bitch

dont drop the soap!

prison stinks is what im saying. its not like you can go home and recharge your batteries and come back in the morning and be with your friends having fun on the misc.
Was the worst thing about prison the dementors?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1628746373 01-16-2021, 05:39 AM
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Did 5 years for AA/AB at Rikers
Would not recommend
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post 1628746643 01-16-2021, 05:48 AM
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A couple of years over a misunderstanding. Still not allowed within 500 yards of a school
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post 1628746753 01-16-2021, 05:50 AM
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so the misc actually allows prison talk now? i thought that **** was stealth deleted on the regular
pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them
post 1628746873 01-16-2021, 05:53 AM
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angus is peppered

my court date is in a weeks time
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