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Thread: what is your favorite part of being a wagecuck?

post 1630843413 02-08-2021, 05:55 AM
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what is your favorite part of being a wagecuck?

mine is when my boss asks me to do something, and punctuates the request with "please and thank you" (ded fkn Srs)


example:

Hey RealLifeAlpha -- can you adjust your forecast in salesforce? please and thank you.





i genuinely enjoy calling another grown man "my boss"
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post 1630843913 02-08-2021, 06:06 AM
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Talking to my coworkers about netflix shows I'm watching
post 1630844023 02-08-2021, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By HalfDragon⏩
Talking to my coworkers about netflix shows I'm watching
i love that too -- or talking about whats for lunch?

Originally Posted By BalognaNbeans⏩
Monday mornings
"living the dream" (ded fkn Srs)
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~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1630844233 02-08-2021, 06:12 AM
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final stage of wagecucking- acceptance (this thread)

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post 1630844563 02-08-2021, 06:19 AM
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Having a good salary whilst many people are struggling in this economy (covid, etc).
It's all fun and games owning your business...Until you run out of funds/customers.
I practice gratitude for what I have. I live in a first world country, not Africa, and I get a good salary.
Also, I respect the trades but most of these guys I see look awful by the time they hit 40-50 (back & hip problems, etc).
post 1630844603 02-08-2021, 06:22 AM
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Mines waking up at 6AM every single morning to travel in peak hour traffic to a understaffed office so I can perform meaningless tasks for an average income knowing I’m gonna spend the next 45 years in a cubicle, saving for retirement so when I turn 65 I can finally enjoy the fruits of my labour only to die a few years later from prostate cancer

Living the American dream for real <3
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post 1630844823 02-08-2021, 06:27 AM
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Getting paid to misc while taking a shiet for an hour every day
post 1630844893 02-08-2021, 06:29 AM
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That feeling at the end of the day when I shut down my computer and I don't think about work again till I turn it on the next morning.

I have friends that went to work for themselves and it's great for them but I wouldn't want that lifestyle. I should be self-sufficient before 60.
post 1630845273 02-08-2021, 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted By HalfDragon⏩
Talking to my coworkers about netflix shows I'm watching
And the next Marvel movie.
post 1630845893 02-08-2021, 06:50 AM
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Steady predictable income
post 1630845983 02-08-2021, 06:51 AM
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Lengthy coffee breaks, going for one right now (ded fkn srs)
post 1630846143 02-08-2021, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Lengthy coffee breaks, going for one right now (ded fkn srs)
Nothing beats a cig and a monster every 90 minutes. Cheers
post 1630846173 02-08-2021, 06:55 AM
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i like it
when they say
hope this email find you well

Spoiler!
post 1630846473 02-08-2021, 07:00 AM
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Favorite part is job security and the 3 weeks vacation in addition to lots of holidays, I think 15. I'm in the process of starting a side business but running a business doesn't give you lots of free time and job security for years until it's established, if ever.

The paychecks are pretty good too, I'll be financially independent in about 12 years.
post 1630846623 02-08-2021, 07:03 AM
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post 1630846713 02-08-2021, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By HalfDragon⏩
Talking to my coworkers about netflix shows I'm watching
flavor of the day is super bowl commercials
post 1630847833 02-08-2021, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By nickboy333⏩
Having a good salary whilst many people are struggling in this economy (covid, etc).
It's all fun and games owning your business...Until you run out of funds/customers.
I practice gratitude for what I have. I live in a first world country, not Africa, and I get a good salary.
Also, I respect the trades but most of these guys I see look awful by the time they hit 40-50 (back & hip problems, etc).
respect -- i feel the same way, i'm grateful for my job; just a little monday morning gallows humor (ded fkn Srs)
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~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1630848003 02-08-2021, 07:25 AM
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post 1630848093 02-08-2021, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
"Can you unblur this for me?" I swear, that phrase makes me disassociate.
LOL i consider myself pretty well versed in corporate cuck-speak, but this is a new one for me (ded fkn Srs)



is that basically someone asking you to "explain" something to them?
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~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1630848243 02-08-2021, 07:28 AM
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post 1630848303 02-08-2021, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
LOL i consider myself pretty well versed in corporate cuck-speak, but this is a new one for me (ded fkn Srs)

is that basically someone asking you to "explain" something to them?
That's exactly it, a new and exciting way to be more clear.
Train hard, train smart, have fun!

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post 1630848513 02-08-2021, 07:32 AM
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Spending hours flirting with my work wife then thinking about her while fcuking my gf

Wait wut
post 1630848763 02-08-2021, 07:35 AM
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Worked in an office for a bit a while ago, my favorite part is writing emails like this:

"Hello fukhead,

Per my last email..."


Actually the best is finding out ways to get out of work parties.
post 1630848813 02-08-2021, 07:36 AM
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“Let’s take this offline “
“Salamisalem seems to want some additional tasks, let’s assign x to him”
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Im a marketing director for a small business.

My favorite part of it all? Honestly its the authority I have, the simplicity, the cleanliness, dealing with high IQ people, and the amount of money I make.
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
Having a stable paycheck to cover the bills so my wife can focus on making huge commissions working as a realtor. I provide the stability she provides unlimited potential income which keeps things exciting
double cucked, winning!
post 1630851553 02-08-2021, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By S0Jack3d⏩
How is that even cucked? Fukk you!
not cucked brah, wish i knew those feels (ded fkn Srs)




finding wife material in 2021 is akin to slamming your head against a brick wall repeatedly hoping to raise your IQ
~focus on what you can control crew~
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~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1630851583 02-08-2021, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
not cucked brah, wish i knew those feels (ded fkn Srs)




finding wife material in 2021 is akin to slamming your head against a brick wall repeatedly hoping to raise your IQ
Lol interesting visual op
post 1630851733 02-08-2021, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
Lol interesting visual op
ironic that i met my last gf (non wife material) at work



that might be my favorite part of being a wagecuck (ded fkn Srs)





incredibly easy to meet women @ work and make horrible decisions that stall your career trajectory
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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