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post 1630851373 02-08-2021, 08:20 AM
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first hnnng
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post 1630852423 02-08-2021, 08:35 AM
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Both look like trannys.
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post 1630852523 02-08-2021, 08:36 AM
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OP you should feel bad for nutting from a woman without getting to know her.



Even when I jack off, I have to put on a TED talk with a female presenter and make small talk for a few hours and come up with witty lines I'd text her before I allow myself a nut like a true gentleman. It is deeply unethical for a man to nut without providing some entertainment to a woman. You must supply a minimum of 20 text messages and 1 seafood dinner to a woman before every nut as a rule of thumb, all about the hunt brah.

Spoiler!

JK chose the first, fuk gynocentric Misc male feminists

post 1630852893 02-08-2021, 08:41 AM
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First one looks “healthier” and I’m a sucker for tan lines. Of course healthier in this scenario is a gamble.
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post 1630853233 02-08-2021, 08:46 AM
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sloot 2
post 1630854393 02-08-2021, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
Saddest thread of the day award goes to this one.
Lmaoo
post 1630854863 02-08-2021, 09:06 AM
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Gross

I guess this is manlet life

Fuking LOL at being well versed in prostitute speak and acronyms and weighing out the inherent value

You’re pathetic ded fukin srs
I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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post 1630855353 02-08-2021, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
Gross

I guess this is manlet life

Fuking LOL at being well versed in prostitute speak and acronyms and weighing out the inherent value

You’re pathetic ded fukin srs
It's my hobby boyo I actually enjoy whoremaxxing and being able to smash any sloot I want whenever I want. Don't be mad that you cant afford to smash hot escorts without the risk of getting arrested, so much for 'land of the free' lmao.

You're probably the type of ******* that blows loads of money on dates and doesn't get laid, then looks down on guys who bang hookers without any bullchit or games involved.
post 1630857923 02-08-2021, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
It's my hobby boyo I actually enjoy whoremaxxing and being able to smash any sloot I want whenever I want. Don't be mad that you cant afford to smash hot escorts without the risk of getting arrested, so much for 'land of the free' lmao.

You're probably the type of ******* that blows loads of money on dates and doesn't get laid, then looks down on guys who bang hookers without any bullchit or games involved.
Keep telling yourself that, its pretty sad having to bang hookers lol, but whatever floats your boat.
post 1630858053 02-08-2021, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I always struggle to bust from sex tbh, I can if I work really hard but most of the time I have to jerk myself off to finish. Then again I'm circumcised and wear a condom so yeah I pretty much just bust a nut towards the end and leave.

Its weird cos from fapping I can easily bust in 5 mins lol.
wtf point of that then. doesn't seem really fun. unless you nut from head at least. its probably cause of condoms. but not like you can raw dog them

with condoms it takes too long and it becomes unenjoyable
post 1630858123 02-08-2021, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By BuildKing⏩
Keep telling yourself that, its pretty sad having to bang hookers lol, but whatever floats your boat.
Lmao this. “But it’s my hobby” Pathetic af
post 1630859493 02-08-2021, 10:12 AM
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can we go halves on her?
post 1630859753 02-08-2021, 10:16 AM
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Why not both?
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1630860123 02-08-2021, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
dont waste your money on that stuff unless youre a lonely virgin. just fap bro
I'm debating whether it's better to fap than to have condom sex, srs. Are you actually the woman or phucking a piece of plastic that just happens to be warmed up by her vagina?
post 1630861683 02-08-2021, 10:45 AM
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Oh lawd, where do you find these girls? Wondering for when im in uk.


Would bang both back to back for the hour
post 1630866413 02-08-2021, 11:44 AM
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UPDATE

So I just got back from seeing the first one, fuk me she was really hot IRL, 8/10 HBB with a nice bubble butt and teddies.

Get there and she greets me with a smile and I pay her the cash.

Immediately after she kisses me and bends over and I burry my face in her butthole and pussy which tasted fresh as fuk. She then pulls down my pants and gives me good head and sucks my balls.

Kept complimenting my physique aswell but I know its just part of there job lol.

Banged her in multiple different positions and she knows how to ride a dick until I nut a huge load on her ass.

Would see again/10
post 1630867953 02-08-2021, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
UPDATE

So I just got back from seeing the first one, fuk me she was really hot IRL, 8/10 HBB witha nice bubble butt and teddies.

Get there and she greets me with a smile and I pay her the cas.

Immediately after she kisses me and bends over and I burry my face in her butthole and pussy which tasted fresh as fuk. She then pulls down my pants and gives me good head and sucks my balls.

Kept complimenting my physique aswell but I know its just part of there job lol.

Banged her in multiple different positions and she knows how to ride a duck until I nut a huge load on her ass.

Would see again/10
Savage
post 1630868213 02-08-2021, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
Savage
I only ate out a hooker once and it was one I rented all week and even then I got gonorrhea super strain in my throat and went to hospital with blood infection days away from becoming septic and having my limbs amputated
post 1630868483 02-08-2021, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Dale1988⏩
I only ate out a hooker once and it was one I rented all week and even then I got gonorrhea super strain in my throat and went to hospital with blood infection days away from becoming septic and having my limbs amputated
so it was worth it then
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post 1630868643 02-08-2021, 12:14 PM
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Lol at condom sex
post 1630869153 02-08-2021, 12:22 PM
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If you're going to whoremaxx atleast have the intelligence to schedule early morning sessions to minimize the chances of you tasting dick cheese while eating her out. Good lord, Ibby, all these years on the misc and you haven't learned anything. You gotta remember riding whores is no different than riding planes...always reserve the earliest spot possible.
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post 1630869503 02-08-2021, 12:26 PM
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i remeber i once stumbled upon some escort review forum

legit guys write novels about banging escort

it was hilarious
post 1630869683 02-08-2021, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Winston56432⏩
i remeber i once stumbled upon some escort review forum

legit guys write novels about banging escort

it was hilarious
But actually these guys, although there's not many of them, are trying to make a chit industry better.

The problem with online escorts is they're infamous for catfishing, using photoshopped photos or strong angles, lying about age, etc. They count on the fact that the guys buying prostitutes are betas who can't say no to a catfish and will give her $300 anyway.

Boomer era Brothels were way superior to this chit.
post 1630869863 02-08-2021, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
UPDATE

So I just got back from seeing the first one, fuk me she was really hot IRL, 8/10 HBB witha nice bubble butt and teddies.

Get there and she greets me with a smile and I pay her the cash.

Immediately after she kisses me and bends over and I burry my face in her butthole and pussy which tasted fresh as fuk. She then pulls down my pants and gives me good head and sucks my balls.

Kept complimenting my physique aswell but I know its just part of there job lol.

Banged her in multiple different positions and she knows how to ride a dick until I nut a huge load on her ass.

Would see again/10
You're not supposed to eat them out ****ing retard.
post 1630870133 02-08-2021, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By catjam3⏩


this guy rly ate a hooker's *******?
Why not?

Legit never seen facial or genital herpes let alone genital warts. Who the phuck has them? Inb4 CDC claiming 1/4 Americans have a STD. Big hoax like this covid stuff.
post 1630870243 02-08-2021, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Hector002⏩
You're not supposed to eat them out ****ing retard.
This. Jesus christ

Bro why are you doing this to yourself? It's one thing to see an escort, even if I don't agree with it, but to eat them out?

The ****, OP?
post 1630870923 02-08-2021, 12:43 PM
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Ibby you are mentally ill. Just lol at you playing mental gymnastics ITT justifying your whoremaxxing reasonings. You're so neck deep in this chit, you even know all the acronyms and escort language they use.

And the worst part is burying your face in her ass and pussy. Tours over for you boyo.
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eating a hooker out... thats not it boyo. she probably had a fresh cock in her minutes before you
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post 1630872223 02-08-2021, 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted By catjam3⏩


this guy rly ate a hooker's *******?
Originally Posted By Hector002⏩
You're not supposed to eat them out ****ing retard.
Originally Posted By SniXSniPe⏩
This. Jesus christ

Bro why are you doing this to yourself? It's one thing to see an escort, even if I don't agree with it, but to eat them out?

The ****, OP?
Originally Posted By MajesticBeat⏩
Ibby you are mentally ill. Just lol at you playing mental gymnastics ITT justifying your whoremaxxing reasonings. You're so neck deep in this chit, you even know all the acronyms and escort language they use.

And the worst part is burying your face in her ass and pussy. Tours over for you boyo.
I've already explained myself before multiple times, you're far more likely to catch something from a regular bar sloot who gets creampied by different guys every weekend than an escort who makes all her clients wear protection during sex.

There's very little risk when it comes to oral sex with escorts, aslong I'm not rawdogging them I'm highly unlikely to catch a serious STD.

I genuinely enjoy eating ass and pussy, it's for my own pleasure not there's.
post 1630872803 02-08-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I've explained myself before multiple times, you're far more likely to catch something from a regular bar sloot who gets creampied by different guys every weekend than an escort who makes all her clients wear protection during sex.

There's very little risk when it comes to oral sex with escorts, aslong I'm not rawdogging them I'm highly unlikely to catch a serious STD.

I genuinely enjoy eating ass and pussy, it's for my own pleasure not there's.
Don't listen to these Americucks... They don't get it, one of the big benefits of the UK is that there are certain websites where you can smash 8/9/10's at a moments notice.

Business trip... Smash a hot 19 year old.
Bored one evening... smash a hot colombian
stressed at work... Nail some eastern euro ten

These *******s have been indoctrinated by feminists in their chit tier unis.

But they will think they have the upper hand, because they managed to sleep with some chubby 5 off tinder.

It's pretty awesome in the UK with all the hot chicks we get.
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