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post 1630960333 02-09-2021, 12:25 PM
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My wife says I am the only degenerate in our middle class neighborhood and I need to

become a real man. srs

I got out of my bed around 10am this morning to find the whole neighborhood out clearing snow from our main road and my wife says to me:

"Aren't you going to go out and help them?"

I say "lol no. I have to workout later" I then make some coffee, grab a record (old skool, no Spotify) "Indra - It's Good Again") and turn up my sound system.

I then drink my coffee whilst I proceed to watch these peasants shovel snow as i pull off some 1990's dance moves in my kitchen as they all look at me in disgust.





I'm probably fitter than all of them and make more money, but my wife is convinced a "real man" would have gone out and helped them instead of listening to Trance whilst drinking two coffee's and dancing about like a *******.

Is she right?
post 1630960443 02-09-2021, 12:27 PM
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Pics of wife?
post 1630960753 02-09-2021, 12:29 PM
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LOL at relying on drinking the neurotoxic coffee.
post 1630960783 02-09-2021, 12:29 PM
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Your sanitation department doesn't clean the road? WTF
post 1630960863 02-09-2021, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By tripod29
Pics of wife?
She looks like Salma Hayek, but she has a better ass. srs

Cannot post pics, mane.

I cannot be detectived.
post 1630961083 02-09-2021, 12:32 PM
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find a new wife srs
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post 1630961133 02-09-2021, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By gmenfan40
Your sanitation department doesn't clean the road? WTF
They do, but the neighbours like to get together and clean it spotless since most of them are on lockdown. Dat bonding.
post 1630961363 02-09-2021, 12:35 PM
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Holy mother of based!
post 1630961913 02-09-2021, 12:41 PM
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I'm never shoveling snow again after that video from pa.
Boycott foodservice industry crew
post 1630962073 02-09-2021, 12:43 PM
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time for a new wife or a fun mistress srs
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post 1630962103 02-09-2021, 12:43 PM
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Who shovels snow anymore? A real man will have a snow blower.
post 1630963423 02-09-2021, 12:58 PM
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You KNOW she's right, don't look to us to validate your weakness.

Also Wife sounds alpha af, srs.
post 1630963863 02-09-2021, 01:03 PM
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Unless they're pregnant, disabled, or retirement age....why the fuk would you shovel snow for them. Your wife is retarded.
post 1630963963 02-09-2021, 01:05 PM
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strong replies ITT, so much for community

no wonder neighbors shoot each other over snow now
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post 1630964313 02-09-2021, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By PISTELERO
You KNOW she's right, don't look to us to validate your weakness.

Also Wife sounds alpha af, srs.
OP sounds like the douchbag neighbor.
post 1630965393 02-09-2021, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ParsleyTea
Who shovels snow anymore? A real man will have a snow blower.
I didn't even know.

I will buy the biggest snow blower on Earth for lolz.

Any recommendations?
Originally Posted By PISTELERO
Also Wife sounds alpha af, srs.
Wife is beyond alpha. A corporate lawyer who regularly makes men her bitch.

Well...Except me, but she never gives up trying, as per thread.
post 1630965633 02-09-2021, 01:25 PM
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When it snows down here the adults all cloister themselves in the house until melts in a day or so
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post 1630965783 02-09-2021, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
She looks like Salma Hayek, but she has a better ass. srs

Cannot post pics, mane.

I cannot be detectived.
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post 1630966203 02-09-2021, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By TokenV
Dat feel when everyone wants to bang her.

Bishes like this are not for the insecure.
post 1630966773 02-09-2021, 01:40 PM
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Sounds like a kunt (ded fkn srs)
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post 1630968763 02-09-2021, 02:06 PM
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The Real Bruce Wayne
post 1630968993 02-09-2021, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Clockbro
The Real Bruce Wayne
Strangely enough in the real world I have twice been nicknamed "Batman".

100% srs

No lie.
post 1630969393 02-09-2021, 02:15 PM
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She may be right but its easy for her to say she has the biggest dik in the neighborhood
post 1630969583 02-09-2021, 02:17 PM
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mirin rebel behavior
post 1630969593 02-09-2021, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
become a real man. srs

I got out of my bed around 10am this morning to find the whole neighborhood out clearing snow from our main road and my wife says to me:

"Aren't you going to go out and help them?"

I say "lol no. I have to workout later" I then make some coffee, grab a record (old skool, no Spotify) "Indra - It's Good Again") and turn up my sound system.

I then drink my coffee whilst I proceed to watch these peasants shovel snow as i pull off some 1990's dance moves in my kitchen as they all look at me in disgust.

I'm probably fitter than all of them and make more money, but my wife is convinced a "real man" would have gone out and helped them instead of listening to Trance whilst drinking two coffee's and dancing about like a *******.

Is she right?
you did the right thing

Independent thinker is manly
post 1630969633 02-09-2021, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah
mirin rebel behavior
Ha ha!!!
post 1630969733 02-09-2021, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Clockbro
The Real Bruce Wayne
Yes!!!
post 1630969853 02-09-2021, 02:20 PM
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why the **** would i SHOVEL the goddamn ROAD when my TAXES PAY for a tradie to PLOW it???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????
I dont give a f*ck about a b*tch on the internet
post 1630970613 02-09-2021, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Legacyx
why the **** would i SHOVEL the goddamn ROAD when my TAXES PAY for a tradie to PLOW it???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????
This. OP what kinda shit place are you from that doesn't do it for you?
Leaves a space between posting multiple links/pics so people on mobile don't click the same link twice crew
post 1630975753 02-09-2021, 03:42 PM
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Das it OP, observe what everyone else does, and do the opposite.

Gyms shutting down in the Northeast over 2 inches of snow. World has gone soft.

Let my neighbors use my snowblower after I was finished. No one should ever have to shovel more than 15 minutes.
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