Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » My wife says I am the only degenerate in our middle class neighborhood and I need to
  1. Results 1 to 30 of 39
  2. Page 1 of 2
  3. 1
  4. 2
  6. Last

Thread: My wife says I am the only degenerate in our middle class neighborhood and I need to

post 1630960333 02-09-2021, 12:25 PM
-
#1
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Posts: 23,440
  5. Rep Power: 97706

My wife says I am the only degenerate in our middle class neighborhood and I need to

become a real man. srs

I got out of my bed around 10am this morning to find the whole neighborhood out clearing snow from our main road and my wife says to me:

"Aren't you going to go out and help them?"

I say "lol no. I have to workout later" I then make some coffee, grab a record (old skool, no Spotify) "Indra - It's Good Again") and turn up my sound system.

I then drink my coffee whilst I proceed to watch these peasants shovel snow as i pull off some 1990's dance moves in my kitchen as they all look at me in disgust.





I'm probably fitter than all of them and make more money, but my wife is convinced a "real man" would have gone out and helped them instead of listening to Trance whilst drinking two coffee's and dancing about like a *******.

Is she right?
post 1630960443 02-09-2021, 12:27 PM
-
#2
  1. tripod29
  1. tripod29
  3. Join Date: Oct 2017
  4. Posts: 26,233
  5. Subscribers: 1
  6. Rep Power: 458235
Pics of wife?
post 1630960753 02-09-2021, 12:29 PM
-
#3
  1. Safin
  2. Registered User
  1. Safin
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: May 2007
  4. Posts: 2,243
  5. Rep Power: 0
LOL at relying on drinking the neurotoxic coffee.
post 1630960783 02-09-2021, 12:29 PM
-
#4
  1. gmenfan40
  1. gmenfan40
  3. Join Date: Mar 2007
  4. Location: Fuck Israel
  5. Posts: 37,575
  6. Subscribers: 5
  7. Rep Power: 158282
Your sanitation department doesn't clean the road? WTF
post 1630960863 02-09-2021, 12:30 PM
-
#5
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Posts: 23,440
  5. Rep Power: 97706
Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Pics of wife?
She looks like Salma Hayek, but she has a better ass. srs

Cannot post pics, mane.

I cannot be detectived.
post 1630961083 02-09-2021, 12:32 PM
-
#6
  1. Sarevoke75
  2. Snap necks, cash checks
  1. Sarevoke75
  2. Snap necks, cash checks
  3. Join Date: Nov 2013
  4. Location: Massachusetts, United States
  5. Posts: 5,446
  6. Rep Power: 33504
find a new wife srs
US Navy Corpsman '09-'19 "Motrin, water, take a knee"
US Army 35F '20- present

6'4" sooper race

IG: @classy_harvey

*New Hampshire Crew*
post 1630961133 02-09-2021, 12:33 PM
-
#7
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Posts: 23,440
  5. Rep Power: 97706
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Your sanitation department doesn't clean the road? WTF
They do, but the neighbours like to get together and clean it spotless since most of them are on lockdown. Dat bonding.
post 1630961363 02-09-2021, 12:35 PM
-
#8
  1. Dogkrack
  2. Banned
  1. Dogkrack
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: Jun 2019
  4. Posts: 14,820
  5. Rep Power: 0
Holy mother of based!
post 1630961913 02-09-2021, 12:41 PM
-
#9
  1. rectifryer
  2. enlightened
  1. rectifryer
  2. enlightened
  3. Join Date: Sep 2012
  4. Posts: 25,634
  5. Rep Power: 208783
I'm never shoveling snow again after that video from pa.
Boycott foodservice industry crew
post 1630962073 02-09-2021, 12:43 PM
-
#10
  1. Ratfish
  1. Ratfish
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: Portland, Oregon, United States
  5. Posts: 113,850
  6. Rep Power: 576095
time for a new wife or a fun mistress srs
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1630962103 02-09-2021, 12:43 PM
-
#11
  1. ParsleyTea
  2. Registered User
  1. ParsleyTea
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2009
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 13,588
  6. Rep Power: 50203
Who shovels snow anymore? A real man will have a snow blower.
post 1630963423 02-09-2021, 12:58 PM
-
#12
  1. PISTELERO
  2. Pisselero
  1. PISTELERO
  2. Pisselero
  3. Join Date: Aug 2009
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 13,328
  6. Rep Power: 55509
You KNOW she's right, don't look to us to validate your weakness.

Also Wife sounds alpha af, srs.
post 1630963863 02-09-2021, 01:03 PM
-
#13
  1. poolshark472
  2. Registered User
  1. poolshark472
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2006
  4. Location: United States
  5. Posts: 14,120
  6. Rep Power: 47214
Unless they're pregnant, disabled, or retirement age....why the fuk would you shovel snow for them. Your wife is retarded.
post 1630963963 02-09-2021, 01:05 PM
-
#14
  1. BulkingIsHard
  2. Registered Bigot
  1. BulkingIsHard
  2. Registered Bigot
  3. Join Date: Aug 2016
  4. Posts: 12,670
  5. Rep Power: 70015
strong replies ITT, so much for community

no wonder neighbors shoot each other over snow now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_decline
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Societal_collapse#By_absorption
post 1630964313 02-09-2021, 01:10 PM
-
#15
  1. whogotmuhbeers
  2. Registered User
  1. whogotmuhbeers
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2013
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 9,466
  6. Rep Power: 34430
Originally Posted By PISTELERO⏩
You KNOW she's right, don't look to us to validate your weakness.

Also Wife sounds alpha af, srs.
OP sounds like the douchbag neighbor.
post 1630965393 02-09-2021, 01:21 PM
-
#16
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Posts: 23,440
  5. Rep Power: 97706
Originally Posted By ParsleyTea⏩
Who shovels snow anymore? A real man will have a snow blower.
I didn't even know.

I will buy the biggest snow blower on Earth for lolz.

Any recommendations?
Originally Posted By PISTELERO⏩
Also Wife sounds alpha af, srs.
Wife is beyond alpha. A corporate lawyer who regularly makes men her bitch.

Well...Except me, but she never gives up trying, as per thread.
post 1630965633 02-09-2021, 01:25 PM
-
#17
  1. TBO1313
  2. Never Registered
  1. TBO1313
  2. Never Registered
  3. Join Date: Dec 2013
  4. Posts: 28,898
  5. Rep Power: 342064
When it snows down here the adults all cloister themselves in the house until melts in a day or so
6'2"

OMAD results: 2/15/19-235, 10/13/19-190

OHP-205 Bench- 245 Squat - 405 C&J - 245

2021 Spring cut: 195lbs starting weight
post 1630965783 02-09-2021, 01:27 PM
-
#18
  1. TokenV
  2. I ❤ TECHNO
  1. TokenV
  2. I ❤ TECHNO
  3. Join Date: Feb 2012
  4. Location: Belgium
  5. Posts: 41,404
  6. Rep Power: 442514
Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
She looks like Salma Hayek, but she has a better ass. srs

Cannot post pics, mane.

I cannot be detectived.
++
post 1630966203 02-09-2021, 01:31 PM
-
#19
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Posts: 23,440
  5. Rep Power: 97706
Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
Dat feel when everyone wants to bang her.

Bishes like this are not for the insecure.
post 1630966773 02-09-2021, 01:40 PM
-
#20
  1. Evening7
  2. Registered User
  1. Evening7
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2012
  4. Posts: 1,374
  5. Rep Power: 2041
Sounds like a kunt (ded fkn srs)
Русский crew
Viking Crew
post 1630968763 02-09-2021, 02:06 PM
-
#21
  1. Clockbro
  2. Registered User
  1. Clockbro
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2013
  4. Posts: 2,161
  5. Rep Power: 20047
The Real Bruce Wayne
post 1630968993 02-09-2021, 02:10 PM
-
#22
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  1. doughnutking
  2. The Booty Warrior
  3. Join Date: Apr 2011
  4. Posts: 23,440
  5. Rep Power: 97706
Originally Posted By Clockbro⏩
The Real Bruce Wayne
Strangely enough in the real world I have twice been nicknamed "Batman".

100% srs

No lie.
post 1630969393 02-09-2021, 02:15 PM
-
#23
  1. VinnyPazRules
  2. Chitcoin sell
  1. VinnyPazRules
  2. Chitcoin sell
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Posts: 14,060
  5. Rep Power: 37269
She may be right but its easy for her to say she has the biggest dik in the neighborhood
post 1630969583 02-09-2021, 02:17 PM
-
#24
  1. OffwhiteBrah
  1. OffwhiteBrah
  3. Join Date: Apr 2015
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Posts: 50,218
  6. Rep Power: 545472
mirin rebel behavior
post 1630969593 02-09-2021, 02:17 PM
-
#25
  1. LowManTotemPole
  2. Registered User
  1. LowManTotemPole
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
become a real man. srs

I got out of my bed around 10am this morning to find the whole neighborhood out clearing snow from our main road and my wife says to me:

"Aren't you going to go out and help them?"

I say "lol no. I have to workout later" I then make some coffee, grab a record (old skool, no Spotify) "Indra - It's Good Again") and turn up my sound system.

I then drink my coffee whilst I proceed to watch these peasants shovel snow as i pull off some 1990's dance moves in my kitchen as they all look at me in disgust.

I'm probably fitter than all of them and make more money, but my wife is convinced a "real man" would have gone out and helped them instead of listening to Trance whilst drinking two coffee's and dancing about like a *******.

Is she right?
you did the right thing

Independent thinker is manly
post 1630969633 02-09-2021, 02:18 PM
-
#26
  1. LowManTotemPole
  2. Registered User
  1. LowManTotemPole
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
mirin rebel behavior
Ha ha!!!
post 1630969733 02-09-2021, 02:19 PM
-
#27
  1. LowManTotemPole
  2. Registered User
  1. LowManTotemPole
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Feb 2021
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 16
  6. Rep Power: 0
Originally Posted By Clockbro⏩
The Real Bruce Wayne
Yes!!!
post 1630969853 02-09-2021, 02:20 PM
-
#28
  1. Legacyx
  2. Sig line can't be a novel
  1. Legacyx
  2. Sig line can't be a novel
  3. Join Date: Nov 2012
  4. Location: Connecticut, United States
  5. Posts: 3,760
  6. Rep Power: 20322
why the **** would i SHOVEL the goddamn ROAD when my TAXES PAY for a tradie to PLOW it???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????
I dont give a f*ck about a b*tch on the internet
post 1630970613 02-09-2021, 02:29 PM
-
#29
  1. Jameson11
  2. Registered User
  1. Jameson11
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2011
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 4,051
  6. Rep Power: 14832
Originally Posted By Legacyx⏩
why the **** would i SHOVEL the goddamn ROAD when my TAXES PAY for a tradie to PLOW it???????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????
This. OP what kinda shit place are you from that doesn't do it for you?
Leaves a space between posting multiple links/pics so people on mobile don't click the same link twice crew
post 1630975753 02-09-2021, 03:42 PM
-
#30
  1. AlBHappy
  2. Caucasian, Bro/Brah/Bruh
  1. AlBHappy
  2. Caucasian, Bro/Brah/Bruh
  3. Join Date: Feb 2016
  4. Posts: 7,794
  5. Rep Power: 107487
Das it OP, observe what everyone else does, and do the opposite.

Gyms shutting down in the Northeast over 2 inches of snow. World has gone soft.

Let my neighbors use my snowblower after I was finished. No one should ever have to shovel more than 15 minutes.
  1. Page 1 of 2
  2. 1
  3. 2
  5. Last
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts