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Has anyone had to take ETG (alcohol) tests for work? Supposedly detects for 80 hours?
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Has anyone had to take ETG (alcohol) tests for work? Supposedly detects for 80 hours?
This is ****ing bull****. There have been a bunch of accidents at work lately and they think the people were drunk on the job and now we have to submit to random ETG tests (not BAC). Reading online, it says that they can detect drinking for 80 hours after your last drink. What the ****, does this mean I can't drink on a Friday night if I have to work on Monday? Is this even legal, how can a workplace essentially ban you from drinking in your private time or on vacation?
From what I've read, the 80 hours is mostly a myth about it seems reliable for a day or two. I've found an ETG Calculator on reddit that doesn't just add 80 hours to your last drink but not sure if I trust those ****s (http://www.etgcalculator.com). Please help, I just want to continue getting hammered on the weekend like I have for the past 20 years.
From what I've read, the 80 hours is mostly a myth about it seems reliable for a day or two. I've found an ETG Calculator on reddit that doesn't just add 80 hours to your last drink but not sure if I trust those ****s (http://www.etgcalculator.com). Please help, I just want to continue getting hammered on the weekend like I have for the past 20 years.
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02-16-2021, 12:56 PM
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02-16-2021, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By TheT800⏩
Then how would I pass time?Quit going to work drunk and fkn stuff up
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02-16-2021, 01:16 PM
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Sounds pretty stupid to me.
Why go through the hassle and cost when they can just give people breathalyzer?
Who cares if you got drunk yesterday, all I'd care about is whether or not you're sober at work.
Why go through the hassle and cost when they can just give people breathalyzer?
Who cares if you got drunk yesterday, all I'd care about is whether or not you're sober at work.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
02-16-2021, 01:16 PM
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Lol @ drinking alcohol
02-16-2021, 01:17 PM
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I think they test for something called creatinine (not creatine)
I've taken the tests that look for creatinine and drank the night before with a negative result. Just don't get wasted and drink lots of water. alcohol and its metabolites go through your system fast.
I've taken the tests that look for creatinine and drank the night before with a negative result. Just don't get wasted and drink lots of water. alcohol and its metabolites go through your system fast.
02-16-2021, 01:18 PM
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wow never heard of that till i searched etg, that sucks. it's almost like with smoking green where it's legal but some jobs do Randoms still. lame
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02-16-2021, 01:18 PM
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They're trying to use the threat of it as a deterrent if it's even true.
They need to get your BAC at the time you're working.
A guy at the door with a breathalyzer is more likely what you'll face.
They need to get your BAC at the time you're working.
A guy at the door with a breathalyzer is more likely what you'll face.
02-16-2021, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
They don't want to have to deal with having a breathalyzer calibrated and people fighting the results. Easier for them to send your piss to a lab and the person take it up with the lab.Why go through the hassle and cost when they can just give people breathalyzer?
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02-16-2021, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By LeRetribui⏩
That is no way a real thing a business will do.They don't want to have to deal with having a breathalyzer calibrated and people fighting the results. Easier for them to send your piss to a lab and the person take it up with the lab.
They can't dictate what you do outside of work and that includes consuming alcohol.
02-16-2021, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
what about states where certain smokeables are legal, some jobs do dictate what you do outside of workThey can't dictate what you do outside of work and that includes consuming alcohol.
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02-16-2021, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
This is deep south back country where laws and regulations are more of a suggestion than rule unfortunately.That is no way a real thing a business will do.
They can't dictate what you do outside of work and that includes consuming alcohol.
They can't dictate what you do outside of work and that includes consuming alcohol.
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02-16-2021, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Oddball8945⏩
That's where it gets dicey - because currently it's illegal federally but legal by the state.what about states where certain smokeables are legal, some jobs do dictate what you do outside of work
That depends on which law your company goes by.
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
LOL OK.They can't dictate what you do outside of work and that includes consuming alcohol.
Trades still give out piss tests to new hires til this day, with marijuana being legal.
With most jobs, if you are hurt at work the first thing they do is a blood test to see what's in your system.
And yes that is BS because for example with pot, stays in your blood forever, doesn't mean you were high at the time of the accident.
So yes, most jobs can and will dictate what you consume outside of work, albeit indirectly.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
02-16-2021, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Yeah I'm fortunate(?) enough that I speak from a corporate environment not tradie lifeLOL OK.
Trades still give out piss tests to new hires til this day, with marijuana being legal.
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Trades still give out piss tests to new hires til this day, with marijuana being legal.
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02-16-2021, 01:30 PM
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OP I make these kinds of tests for a living. It depends on what test you're doing as well. They have an ELISA test which would give quantitative number, dipstick over the counter urine test, and GC/MS. They will likely give you the over the counter urine test which you dip in a cup and is cheapest and fastest. The test measures metabolites of alcohol ETG. The test has a "Cutoff" of 500 ng/ml typically because of the FDA requirements. As long as you have lower levels than 500 ng/ml you will pass, meaning even if the test detects the metabollites, it just needs to be lower to pass. If you try to drink a lot of water to piss it out they can measure other things to determine that but I doubt they will. The amount of metabollites you produce and how long it takes to flush out varies by person to person so 80 hours can be real tea for one person and fake news for another.
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
im pretty sure i read in Canada certain jobs like truckers still don't let you smoke, or its frowned upon and they can still fk you somehow even though its legalThat's where it gets dicey - because currently it's illegal federally but legal by the state.
That depends on which law your company goes by.
That depends on which law your company goes by.
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02-16-2021, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
Yeah, I just left the corporate life after 15 years and enjoy the tradie life much more even though I make 1/5th what I used to...this is the first annoying thing I've encountered and hoping it is just a scare tactic for the many **** ups I do work withYeah I'm fortunate(?) enough that I speak from a corporate environment not tradie life
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Not gonna lie kinda funny lol.
“These idiots are fcking chit up, I bet they’re drunk.” LOL
“These idiots are fcking chit up, I bet they’re drunk.” LOL
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
here is the real kicker, they don't test for weed and don't care if people smoke at work. Truly ****ing backwards.Not gonna lie kinda funny lol.
“These idiots are fcking chit up, I bet they’re drunk.” LOL
“These idiots are fcking chit up, I bet they’re drunk.” LOL
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
its not about catching drunks, its about control, ive seen it many times in many work places, especially since weed was legalized, brb smoke a j, 4 weeks later someone backs into you boom drug test and your fired, its a fact and it is happening as we typeSounds pretty stupid to me.
Why go through the hassle and cost when they can just give people breathalyzer?
Who cares if you got drunk yesterday, all I'd care about is whether or not you're sober at work.
Why go through the hassle and cost when they can just give people breathalyzer?
Who cares if you got drunk yesterday, all I'd care about is whether or not you're sober at work.
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Originally Posted By LeRetribui⏩
If I could go speak to younger me, I'd advise a similar course of action.Yeah, I just left the corporate life after 15 years and enjoy the tradie life much more even though I make 1/5th what I used to..
You get stuck if you're just using the bottom line as your barometer.
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Being a tradie must be hard. I personally don't drink, but others where I work have drinking games on the clock.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Stray800⏩
I wish I would have done it earlier. I'm barely bringing in 30k/yr right now and had a job offer last week for 150k/yr to go back to corporate land and almost took it but then remembered how ****ing miserable I was working 90 hours a week and being 'on call' 24/7 and required to have my laptop on my person/accessible 24/7If I could go speak to younger me, I'd advise a similar course of action.
You get stuck if you're just using the bottom line as your barometer.
You get stuck if you're just using the bottom line as your barometer.
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Originally Posted By LeRetribui⏩
What's stupid is the ****-ups are gonna **** up in due time whether they're sober or high as a kite.Yeah, I just left the corporate life after 15 years and enjoy the tradie life much more even though I make 1/5th what I used to...this is the first annoying thing I've encountered and hoping it is just a scare tactic for the many **** ups I do work with
I can't even recall how many times I've driven my car high on weed, has to be in the 1000's, with no problems at all.
I've even driven a few time drunk as hell when I was younger(THAT, I don't recommend and I don't do anymore) and haven't had any problems.
I've never had a single accident and I've been driving over 20 years.
Because I'm not a **** up, it's not because I got lucky or some other BS.
It's not because I was always sober behind the wheel, it's because I'm always alert and careful behind the wheel no matter what.
An idiot is gonna **** up regardless, it's only a matter of time.
Yeah that person being drunk or high is gonna increase the odds of the person ****ing up, but they're gonna **** up eventually regardless because they're ****-ups in life, not because they smoked a joint before work.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
Gotta keep that synthetic piss on you at all times.its not about catching drunks, its about control, ive seen it many times in many work places, especially since weed was legalized, brb smoke a j, 4 weeks later someone backs into you boom drug test and your fired, its a fact and it is happening as we type
Also if you only smoked A joint, it's not gonna be in your system 4 weeks later.
Unless you smoke with some sort of regular frequency that is....
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
This is what I don't get and you nailed it exactly, **** ups are going to always **** up, its only a matter of time, sober or notWhat's stupid is the ****-ups are gonna **** up in due time whether they're sober or high as a kite.
I can't even recall how many times I've driven my car high on weed, has to be in the 1000's, with no problems at all.
I've even driven a few time drunk as hell when I was younger(THAT, I don't recommend and I don't do anymore) and haven't had any problems.
I've never had a single accident and I've been driving over 20 years.
Because I'm not a **** up, it's not because I got lucky or some other BS.
It's not because I was always sober behind the wheel, it's because I'm always alert and careful behind the wheel no matter what.
An idiot is gonna **** up regardless, it's only a matter of time.
Yeah that person being drunk or high is gonna increase the odds of the person ****ing up, but they're gonna **** up eventually regardless because they're ****-ups in life, not because they smoked a joint before work.
I can't even recall how many times I've driven my car high on weed, has to be in the 1000's, with no problems at all.
I've even driven a few time drunk as hell when I was younger(THAT, I don't recommend and I don't do anymore) and haven't had any problems.
I've never had a single accident and I've been driving over 20 years.
Because I'm not a **** up, it's not because I got lucky or some other BS.
It's not because I was always sober behind the wheel, it's because I'm always alert and careful behind the wheel no matter what.
An idiot is gonna **** up regardless, it's only a matter of time.
Yeah that person being drunk or high is gonna increase the odds of the person ****ing up, but they're gonna **** up eventually regardless because they're ****-ups in life, not because they smoked a joint before work.
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Well weed is legal in California and almost every job bans you from smoking in your private time, because it stays detectable in your urine for up to 30 days. So if you smoke a blunt and 2 weeks later you get into an accident at work and have to take a drug test, guess what? You're fuked
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Originally Posted By Briangumble⏩
yep this is happening all over, its about the control not the actual safety srsWell weed is legal in California and almost every job bans you from smoking in your private time, because it stays detectable in your urine for up to 30 days. So if you smoke a blunt and 2 weeks later you get into an accident at work and have to take a drug test, guess what? You're fuked
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
What a dumb thing to be "in control" about. Why can't these pricks just fire people they don't like instead of going through a retarded fiasco.yep this is happening all over, its about the control not the actual safety srs
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