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Thread: What's the best part of the Bible srs

post 1634249693 03-20-2021, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
I don't believe in any religion and I don't believe Jesus or any of these figures actually existed. However, I do try to live a virtuous life that isn't materialistic in nature.

I like the idea of Jesus, the Buddha, and a lot of Indian ideas.

At the end of the day, the ideas focus on not creating hell on Earth. We can observe PLENTY of that going on all of the time and so religious fantasy ideas can work in real life, thus making them not fantasies.

For instance, if large numbers of people acted like Jesus, then violence and poverty would be reduced by a huge amount.
It's a historical fact that Jesus lived. It's the Son of God part that is belief.
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
It was 1048 for 3 reps.

It also said in the Bible, you're a bitch.

What does any of that crap you posted have to do with my post?
Only the first verse was directed at you.
Isaiah 45:22-23. Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.

I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

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Originally Posted By sg1976⏩
The part that wasn’t reality
Imagine if you got to write the Bible, you got your hands on it when it was limited edition still

You could write some crazy chit and pass it off as God's word
post 1634250533 03-20-2021, 09:14 PM
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I like how the Pharasees were the keepers of the word of God.

They studied early writings inside and out.

The Pharisees were like "God says this and God wants that because it all says so or else."

Then Jesus appeared and was performing miracles all over the place.

There was a market going on at a Temple of God. People were selling all kinds of chit there and it pissed Jesus off.

Jesus grabbed a whip and started whipping people yelling at them "How dare you disrespect my fathers house!"

Through out the entire Gospel the Pharisees got insecure and felt threatened by Jesus thinking "Who the fukk does this guy think he is calling himself the Son of God and performing miracles."

They would challenge Jesus constantly asking him questions "The law says this..."

Jesus would be like "Yeah I know that but God wants this and not that"

Jesus challenged the Pharisees back.

Jesus was pretty much like "Fukk you guys!"

Jesus was a fukkin revoltuionary.

Jesus was a badass dude.
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post 1634250703 03-20-2021, 09:17 PM
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Jesus was a carpenter yet banging Mary the Prostitute.
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post 1634250743 03-20-2021, 09:18 PM
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genesis imo. up to jacob's sons selling joseph into slavery


those stories are the stories that have been getting told since man had a dik. one should be familiar with them imo.
post 1634250873 03-20-2021, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
Jesus was a carpenter yet banging Mary the Prostitute.
Jesus was a tradie and whoremaxxing

He was a miscer before the misc
Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
genesis imo. up to jacob's sons selling joseph into slavery


those stories are the stories that have been getting told since man had a dik. one should be familiar with them imo.
Genesis wasn't bad
Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
I like how the Pharasees were the keepers of the word of God.

They studied early writings inside and out.

The Pharisees were like "God says this and God wants that because it all says so or else."

Then Jesus appeared and was performing miracles all over the place.

There was a market going on at a Temple of God. People were selling all kinds of chit there and it pissed Jesus off.

Jesus grabbed a whip and started whipping people yelling at them "How dare you disrespect my fathers house!"

Through out the entire Gospel the Pharisees got insecure and felt threatened by Jesus thinking "Who the fukk does this guy think he is calling himself the Son of God and performing miracles."

They would challenge Jesus constantly asking him questions "The law says this..."

Jesus would be like "Yeah I know that but God wants this and not that"

Jesus challenged the Pharisees back.

Jesus was pretty much like "Fukk you guys!"

Jesus was a fukkin revoltuionary.

Jesus was a badass dude.
Jesus was cool. He invented socialism
post 1634250943 03-20-2021, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
Jesus was a carpenter yet banging Mary the Prostitute.
if i were a carpenter and you were a douchebag
post 1634251003 03-20-2021, 09:25 PM
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When it ends and you close it
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1634251173 03-20-2021, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Sorry op I don't read fiction
This^^^


lol@ any other answer
I loe e.
post 1634251213 03-20-2021, 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
This^^^


lol@ any other answer
Loving eggs won't save your soul from eternal damnation
post 1634251253 03-20-2021, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
Ezekiel 23:20
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."
ctrl + f "Ezekiel 23:20"

There it is. Not disappointed. The BLACKED part of the bible is the best part.
post 1634251263 03-20-2021, 09:34 PM
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easily ecclesiastes. good to keep yourself in check
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Originally Posted By DefaultMode⏩
Loving eggs won't save your soul from eternal damnation
ohhh.... so spooky
I loe e.
post 1634251573 03-20-2021, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
ohhh.... so spooky
Remember brah, he LOVES you. More than any human can possibly fathom.

But if you don't do exactly what he says, HE WILL HAVE YOU BACKSTROKING IN LAKES OF LITERAL FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY!

But he loves you...
post 1634251793 03-20-2021, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Remember brah, he LOVES you. More than any human can possibly fathom.

But if you don't do exactly what he says, HE WILL HAVE YOU BACKSTROKING IN LAKES OF LITERAL FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY!

But he loves you...
when was the last time your father told you he loves you? srs
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Remember brah, he LOVES you. More than any human can possibly fathom.

But if you don't do exactly what he says, HE WILL HAVE YOU BACKSTROKING IN LAKES OF LITERAL FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY!

But he loves you...
lmao!

I miss being 8
I loe e.
post 1634251953 03-20-2021, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Remember brah, he LOVES you. More than any human can possibly fathom.

But if you don't do exactly what he says, HE WILL HAVE YOU BACKSTROKING IN LAKES OF LITERAL FIRE FOR ALL ETERNITY!

But he loves you...
He only asks for one thing.
Isaiah 45:22-23. Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.

I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

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The part where Mary cheats on Joseph and pretends a "God" impregnated her

Joseph the original cuckmaster
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10Finally, be strong in the LORD and in his mighty power. 11Put on the full armor of God, so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. 12For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 13Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand. 14Stand firm then, with the belt of truth buckled around your waist, with the breastplate of righteousness in place, 15and with your feet fitted with the readiness that comes from the gospel of peace. 16In addition to all this, take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one. 17Take the helmet of salvation and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God. 18And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the LORD's people.
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You guys make a mockery out of the word of God. I just wanna remind you. One day you will die, you get to meet the maker. Remember that
John 3:16

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The part where Jesus says give up your earthly possessions.

He mentions it quite a bit. Perhaps he means it the most.
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Originally Posted By Misque*******⏩
I like bible black the most
goat hentai lmaoooo
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the part where jesus says he will be back soon. Thousands of years later....
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Originally Posted By superman704⏩
You guys make a mockery out of the word of God. I just wanna remind you. One day you will die, you get to meet the maker. Remember that
How are you going to explain you making posts about porn stars? Did you not read where jesus says if you look at a women with lust you are committing adultery in your heart? In before only god can judge me lmao
540 pound deadlift

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The degree to which someone judges or finds evil in another..he himself is guilty to the same degree...even if is unconsciously

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The part the Spirit is leading you to understand better.
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lol just lol @atheistcels showing up to a thread about the bible, living rent-free.
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
lol just lol @atheistcels showing up to a thread about the bible, living rent-free.
It'd be so cool if God were real. I'd be the most fanatical person you'd wish you'd ever not met.
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Originally Posted By Fitnessguy24⏩
the part where jesus says he will be back soon. Thousands of years later....
2 Peter 3:3-4, 7-10 (KJV) Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

And saying, Where is the promise of his coming?for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

But the heavens and the earth, which are now, by the same word are kept in store, reserved unto fire against the day of judgment and perdition of ungodly men.

But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
Isaiah 45:22-23. Look unto me, and be ye saved, all the ends of the earth: for I am God, and there is none else.

I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

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Joshua 5:3

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