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post 1641164213 06-18-2021, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Yes

Help me fall out of love with her

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdkNHBuc/

I’m addicted
post 1641170503 06-18-2021, 04:50 PM
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Pukin in the toilet yet?
post 1641170783 06-18-2021, 04:56 PM
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In for pics of conversations and eventual drunken regret.

Stay safe, OP.
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*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1641172853 06-18-2021, 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted By redmelly⏩
Pukin in the toilet yet?
Amateur hour
post 1641176773 06-18-2021, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Amateur hour
post 1641177513 06-18-2021, 07:18 PM
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Bring them all into a group text and say “so who’s gonna suck my dink tonight?”
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post 1641177743 06-18-2021, 07:22 PM
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Are you single? What have you got to lose? Text this to 3 for the lolz and post results:

"Suck me, beautiful".


If things go awry, tell them you were watching American Pie and thought it was funny.
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post 1641177873 06-18-2021, 07:24 PM
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Text one: “you’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl”

A misc classic that always gets a reaction
post 1641178063 06-18-2021, 07:27 PM
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Actually...they should be thrilled..you're a stand up bro imo...
post 1641178683 06-18-2021, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
Text one: “you’re everything I thought I never wanted in a girl”

A misc classic that always gets a reaction
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post 1641178893 06-18-2021, 07:44 PM
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make a video
post 1641179363 06-18-2021, 07:58 PM
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If it’s bent to be it’ll be it’ll be baby just let it be
post 1641179403 06-18-2021, 07:59 PM
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Text the next girl, "Letting you know, I am pregnant with your baby."
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