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post 1651419723 11-24-2021, 10:48 AM
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In-laws are forcing me to take a breathalyzer every hour at Thanksgiving.

From past experiences of rowdy behavior, physical altercations and getting arrested on Thanksgiving my former in-laws are demanding I take a breathalyzer every hour. No compromises

Im about to go along with it because I haven’t seen my kids in years because my ex wife had me arrested for throwing her around something serious when she was clawing my eyes out one evening

All seems good now and ready to move forward on the homefront but no way i dont sneak drinks. When i fail the breathalyzer i will claim the listerene i use to try cure my gingivitis is causing a false positive

I live on a ranch taming and breaking horses in the middle of nowhere and if crap hits the floor and i manage to step in it, ill just go home and do a traditional Thanksgiving and try hunt dinner
post 1651419853 11-24-2021, 10:50 AM
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Sounds like you should consider giving up alcohol
post 1651419973 11-24-2021, 10:52 AM
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Turn up with a record breaking blood alcohol level and smash them out of the park on the first blow lol
post 1651420093 11-24-2021, 10:53 AM
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post 1651420183 11-24-2021, 10:54 AM
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wait.... former in-laws
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post 1651420203 11-24-2021, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By noitall⏩
From past experiences of rowdy behavior, physical altercations and getting arrested on Thanksgiving my former in-laws are demanding I take a breathalyzer every hour. No compromises
you sound like a massive ****g0t dedSRS

maybe control your emotions like an adult or just don't drink
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post 1651420213 11-24-2021, 10:54 AM
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I thought you were in prison Mr Joe exotic
post 1651420223 11-24-2021, 10:55 AM
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******* doesn't show up on a breathalyzer OP. Just replace your alcohol consumption with lines of coke and you will be perfectly fine.
post 1651420243 11-24-2021, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By sennas⏩
Sounds like you should consider giving up alcohol
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post 1651420253 11-24-2021, 10:56 AM
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Who the phuck are they to impose that on you srs. If your wife isn't supporting you over her parents (to whom she is not married) it's time to leave that dumb sloot srs.
post 1651420413 11-24-2021, 10:58 AM
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post 1651420443 11-24-2021, 10:59 AM
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Past altercations?

OP must be a tradie.
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post 1651420713 11-24-2021, 11:04 AM
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OP you are one phucked up individual
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post 1651420863 11-24-2021, 11:06 AM
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Lmao this has to be a troll. OP getting shhitty and throwing families around on thanksgiving yet he’s still going back.

They don’t even want you there op (hence the test). Give grandpa joe some peace this year that his head won’t end up in the gravy after you go WWE on the whole family ya drunk.
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post 1651420943 11-24-2021, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By noitall⏩
Im about to go along with it because I haven’t seen my kids in years because my ex wife had me arrested for throwing her around something serious when she was clawing my eyes out one evening
What an amazing way to phrase this.
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post 1651421263 11-24-2021, 11:12 AM
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Honestly don't understand what's going on. Ex-wife but inlaw? How does all of that work, what is your ex wife doing with your current wife's family on Thanksgiving the prior year?

Too many gaps.

I'd be pissed if family had that kinda rule though, asserts power/control, and nothing you can say or do will make you look like you're righteous and stoic IMO. Either you don't attend and become the black sheep. Or you do attend, abide by their rules, and they make it an awkward thing every 60 minutes while you feel like a loser in front of everyone there, especially the kids. Or you do attend, don't abide by their rules, and cause mayhem looking like a black sheep.

So black sheep Vs. looking like a loser?

EDIT: I think I understand, your ex-in-laws and current in-laws are joining together for Thanksgiving for the sake of the kids. I'd not drink anything at all and feel like a loser using a breathalyzer every hour. Don't pharking regret your decisions out of anger. In fact, while of course being sober, make the ex-in-laws feel WRONG about you. Make a laugh of it, make jokes about it. That'll show them. "Wow noitall really got it together since we last saw him."
post 1651431863 11-24-2021, 01:47 PM
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post 1651432153 11-24-2021, 01:52 PM
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This happens to the best of us.
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post 1651432253 11-24-2021, 01:53 PM
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eat some edibles before you go, won't need as many drinks to get where you're going
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Originally Posted By noitall⏩
From past experiences of rowdy behavior, physical altercations and getting arrested on Thanksgiving my former in-laws are demanding I take a breathalyzer every hour. No compromises
You sound like a true gentleman and a scholar. An absolute travesty that they would treat someone with your history at such events in such a derogatory manner.

Wait...
post 1651433713 11-24-2021, 02:13 PM
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Getting arrested on Thanksgiving?

Your kids must be proud...
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post 1651434243 11-24-2021, 02:21 PM
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You sound like a complete phucking loser, embarrassing, negged
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post 1651434413 11-24-2021, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By sennas⏩
Sounds like you should consider giving up alcohol
This^^^

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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
rare to see an entire thread of unawares

fkn LMAO
This lol. OP is a legend in my book
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
rare to see an entire thread of unawares

fkn LMAO
really, you just gonna come in here and ruin the fun?
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SO MANY unawares ITT

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