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post 1652203753 12-08-2021, 03:37 PM
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What would you do if this happened to you? Woman looking + bouncing on yoga ball

A couple weeks ago I was finishing up my workout doing seated shoulder press. A few meters behind me I heard 2 women in their 40's talking about guys and dating. They were in the stretching section behind me, but I could see them through the reflection in the mirror infront of me.

One was actually stretching, but the other one was just talking and sitting on a yoga ball. The one on the yoga ball was facing the same mirror as me and exchanged a couple glances. She was mainly talking about how she hasn't been dating much recently, and asked the other woman "where am I going to meet some cute guys?". I think she noticed I was listening because she exchanged more glances through the mirror and was smiling, I smiled back. She also started bouncing on the yoga ball while smiling and looking at me, which gave me a semi srs.

I didn't approach and just finished my workout and left. I'm kicking myself now because I probably could have smashed that LTC milf.

What would you miscers have done in this situation? Should I have approached her?

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- At the gym working out
-Milf behind me talks about dating and wanting to meet guys
-Exchange glances with milf through the mirror
-She starts bouncing on yoga ball while looking at me and smiling
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post 1652203883 12-08-2021, 03:40 PM
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You should've walked up and said I got some cute guy's balls you can bounce on instead
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post 1652203893 12-08-2021, 03:40 PM
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would’ve continued my workout cause you can’t get laid in 2021 if you aren’t chad. then beat off to fart, bbw, ball busting, and anime futa porn at home
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post 1652204603 12-08-2021, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
You should've walked up and said I got some cute guy's balls you can bounce on instead
lol I wouldn't be so direct usually, but I should have at least tried that
Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
would’ve continued my workout cause you can’t get laid in 2021 if you aren’t chad. then beat off to fart, bbw, ball busting, and anime futa porn at home
Disagree, I have average and ugly friends that get laid too. You have to be more positive brah
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post 1652204853 12-08-2021, 03:56 PM
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If she is wearing yoga pants.


Tell her "Girl when I die, I want to come back as those Yoga pants so I can wear yo azz out. Nom sayin.."

She be slobbin on your cobb faster than Bob can find a job.
post 1652204893 12-08-2021, 03:56 PM
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I honestly probably would have just walked out. Even if they are attractive, if I can tell by just looking that they are 40 or over, it's not even worth the effort, or time. I would just get on with my life. Older women just really don't do it for me tho. I'm in my early 30s tho, so that's probably why. Early 20s me would probably think it would be an accomplishment, but my current self would just not even care. Lots of other women worth approaching, especially below 40s lol
post 1652205853 12-08-2021, 04:16 PM
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With the way things are today, I’d be suspicious they were secretly taping for TikTok so they can turn around and blast you on the internet for being a perv and harassing them at the gym. That seems to be the latest trend lol.
post 1652206083 12-08-2021, 04:19 PM
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You should've set up your phone/camera and filmed them creeping on you.


Then, post the video online and comment how violated you felt.
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post 1652206103 12-08-2021, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By aceroa⏩
A couple weeks ago I was finishing up my workout doing seated shoulder press. A few meters behind me I heard 2 women in their 40's talking about guys and dating. They were in the stretching section behind me, but I could see them through the reflection in the mirror infront of me.

One was actually stretching, but the other one was just talking and sitting on a yoga ball. The one on the yoga ball was facing the same mirror as me and exchanged a couple glances. She was mainly talking about how she hasn't been dating much recently, and asked the other woman "where am I going to meet some cute guys?". I think she noticed I was listening because she exchanged more glances through the mirror and was smiling, I smiled back. She also started bouncing on the yoga ball while smiling and looking at me, which gave me a semi srs.

I didn't approach and just finished my workout and left. I'm kicking myself now because I probably could have smashed that LTC milf.

What would you miscers have done in this situation? Should I have approached her?

Cliffs
- At the gym working out
-Milf behind me talks about dating and wanting to meet guys
-Exchange glances with milf through the mirror
-She starts bouncing on yoga ball while looking at me and smiling
go up to her and say hello!
post 1652206633 12-08-2021, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892⏩
If she is wearing yoga pants.


Tell her "Girl when I die, I want to come back as those Yoga pants so I can wear yo azz out. Nom sayin.."

She be slobbin on your cobb faster than Bob can find a job.
lol it could probably get some laughs with girls my age or younger, but I wouldn't necessarily try that on an older woman
Originally Posted By windchimesilo⏩
I honestly probably would have just walked out. Even if they are attractive, if I can tell by just looking that they are 40 or over, it's not even worth the effort, or time. I would just get on with my life. Older women just really don't do it for me tho. I'm in my early 30s tho, so that's probably why. Early 20s me would probably think it would be an accomplishment, but my current self would just not even care. Lots of other women worth approaching, especially below 40s lol
True, I do prefer girls my age or younger, but just seems like I wasted an obvious opportunity with an older woman. She was pretty hot too, damn
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post 1652206733 12-08-2021, 04:34 PM
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Walked right up to that sl00t, KICKED the ball out from under her so she falls flat on her ass, and then absolutely YELLED at her; "DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO WORKOUT", and then walked back to where I was working out.

And if her friends had anything to say to me about it, I would take the ball and kick it so it hits her friends in the face and bounces off her other friends one by one until they are all incapacitated.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1652207153 12-08-2021, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Walked right up to that sl00t, KICKED the ball out from under her so she falls flat on her ass, and then absolutely YELLED at her; "DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M TRYING TO WORKOUT", and then walked back to where I was working out.

And if her friends had anything to say to me about it, I would take the ball and kick it so it hits her friends in the face and bounces off her other friends one by one until they are all incapacitated.
this is the only reasonable reaction.
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post 1652207353 12-08-2021, 04:44 PM
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Stopped reading at yoga ball.

Do they even lift?
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post 1652207603 12-08-2021, 04:48 PM
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I hate when girls flirt at the gym

its like you cant do anything but take it so you dont get me too'd and avoid eye contact
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post 1652207833 12-08-2021, 04:53 PM
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post 1652208703 12-08-2021, 05:14 PM
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they're 40 years old and whining about their dating prospects. I probably wouldn't have done anything. If they want to talk to me they can make the first move. Grown fcking women throwing up signs instead of putting on her big girl panties and taking initiative.
post 1652211233 12-08-2021, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted By MadNinjaSkills⏩
With the way things are today, I’d be suspicious they were secretly taping for TikTok so they can turn around and blast you on the internet for being a perv and harassing them at the gym. That seems to be the latest trend lol.
Do older women do that? I thought it was just younger chicks that do that.
I didn't see anyone recording anything. It was only me and like 6 people in the gym at that time, so it would've been easy to see if someone was recording.
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Stopped reading at yoga ball.

Do they even lift?
lol they looked fit, but they probably do more yoga/cardio than lifting tbh
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post 1652211293 12-08-2021, 06:14 PM
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Unless you are in a relationship or practicing abstinence, there is no reason not to approach a girl after prolonged eye contact and a smile.

That’s the green light srs
post 1652211513 12-08-2021, 06:20 PM
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should've told her you misc'd, instant attraction

But in all seriousness, a hi with a witty comment about something going on around the gym or the area, and take it from there. Based off what you said, she would've been receptive had you gone or even smiled at her back
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post 1652211643 12-08-2021, 06:23 PM
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Typical miscer thread lmao
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post 1652212273 12-08-2021, 06:32 PM
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after about the 3rd time locking eyes, gave her a nod and motioned her over

easy peazy from there
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Originally Posted By Composed⏩
Unless you are in a relationship or practicing abstinence, there is no reason not to approach a girl after prolonged eye contact and a smile.

That’s the green light srs
Originally Posted By friesbruh⏩
after about the 3rd time locking eyes, gave her a nod and motioned her over

easy peazy from there
True I'll have to man up and approach next time. Not sure why I hesitated. I don't usually approach in the gym and it's unusual for me to get this kind of attention from older women, but all the signs were there. So I'm gonna try to talk to her next time srs
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post 1652216363 12-08-2021, 08:02 PM
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sounds like you should have at least found a reason to speak to her. Face her square on (body language goes a long way) and smile a little bit. Then see how she reacts from there. Seems like she was giving you an opening, but the type of opening women do which is barely anything at all because the guy is supposed to read minds or some chit then do all the work
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Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick⏩
I hate when girls flirt at the gym

its like you cant do anything but take it so you dont get me too'd and avoid eye contact
I don't really mind it to be honest. It's normal for a girl to make eye contact, but having them flirt like this is a bit more uncommon for me.
Even if it doesn't go anywhere, having a girl smile or wink at me is a nice confidence booster.
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