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Thread: God, I hope the apocalypse happens soon...

post 1652536543 12-14-2021, 02:03 PM
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God, I hope the apocalypse happens soon...

Every day I wake up, during my hour long commute I pray for a cataclysmic event. I imagine myself fishing, boating down the river, rifling through abandoned chit, raiding pharmacies and liquor stores. I daydream about my responsibilities becoming solely based on survival. I listen to ******t apocalyptic sounds to fall asleep, the sounds of burning buildings, distant wailings and sirens, my imagination allows me to drift into a peaceful, dreamless sleep. I'm tired, boyos, don't fight it this time, when everything fuks up just let it happen, let's let it all change
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Got my first hug on 10/20/15, the day shall forever be remembered as the day I lost my "what if"

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post 1652572003 12-15-2021, 05:08 AM
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Champagne erryday
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Got my first hug on 10/20/15, the day shall forever be remembered as the day I lost my "what if"

No gf crew
Kissless crew
Lost virginity to prostitutes crew
Phenibut addict crew
Sub 6 inch crew
post 1652572143 12-15-2021, 05:14 AM
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This all sounds good untill you have to deal with having no power, healthcare, other survivors, total anarchy and reckless violence that ensues after the mass event.

You'd better pray that God keeps order on this plane, because if chaos starts reigning you won't be able to daydream about some naive fantasy you're having in your moms basement right now and have to live with the daily dread of not getting murdered or eaten alive. srs
post 1652572223 12-15-2021, 05:16 AM
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try mist survival
post 1652572243 12-15-2021, 05:18 AM
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I’m waiting for a zombie apocalypse lmaoo!
☠️We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well, that death will tremble to take us.☠️
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post 1652572253 12-15-2021, 05:18 AM
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I don't know why people always romanticize an apocalypse. You're not gonna be mad max, you're just gonna be miserable and wishing life would go back to normal
post 1652572303 12-15-2021, 05:20 AM
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It's over
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post 1652572393 12-15-2021, 05:24 AM
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You can literally do all the stuff you listed in San Fran
post 1652572413 12-15-2021, 05:24 AM
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I want it to happen just so I could tell people I hate to fuk off when they ask for protection because they know I have guns. Feminism would go out the window at mach speed LMFAO
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post 1652572513 12-15-2021, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By zarathu5tra⏩
This all sounds good untill you have to deal with having no power, healthcare, other survivors, total anarchy and reckless violence that ensues after the mass event.

You'd better pray that God keeps order on this plane, because if chaos starts reigning you won't be able to daydream about some naive fantasy you're having in your moms basement right now and have to live with the daily dread of not getting murdered or eaten alive. srs
This. It’d be all fine if you were one of a very very few left behind, even then without healthcare what happens when your appendix ruptures or gallbladder goes bad out of nowhere? You die that’s what. Even a small infection could kill you eventually if it got out of hand. It’d really turn into a living hell pretty fast, or at the very least you could guarantee you’d have a really short life.

It’s possible to go live somewhere off the grid now OP. Just get you a small cabin somewhere out deep in the woods and do all those things (besides raiding stuff ofc lol). The only thing stopping you is yourself at the end of the day. I often day dream about that kinda life too.
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1652573363 12-15-2021, 05:58 AM
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FOH , wanna see my son get married to 10/10 first before i close my eyes and leave this earf
post 1652573603 12-15-2021, 06:05 AM
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You sound weak.

Just accept your natural human role, stop resisting your own existence, find pride in what and who you are, tighten your boot laces and dig the **** in for the unromantic and unnoticed long run.

What you have to do to find happiness is easy. You just have to get over yourself.
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 1652574163 12-15-2021, 06:22 AM
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You say this because I 100% gurantee you dont require any healthcare now.

Imagine any dental problems

Imagine any bacterial infection

Imagine raising a child without the benefits of society

Imagine being this dumb and short sighted

95% of humans are really just glorified chimps that can talk
Future P.A in progress
We're all gonna make it

sleep tight pupper
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