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Thread: The feeling of knowing you're gettin this at end of day!!! (text from wife) (pic) 2

post 1656303663 02-16-2022, 12:18 PM
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i've known dudes irl who brag about how they had sex with their wives

jfl
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post 1656303843 02-16-2022, 12:21 PM
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Can someone translate the text and why it's so enticing? I don't speak teenager.
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post 1656304513 02-16-2022, 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
To be fair I did not intend for the slampig moniker to be an insult rather I was simply using it to segue into my point regarding the high likelihood that soon after completing her oral efforts she would be bombarding the nearest toilet with a gaggle of olfactory obliterating caboose cobras that would require several hours of aggressive plungering that would probably not completely address the clogged toilet issue but would leave this gentleman exhausted with his my other identity is a level 43 paladin tshirt pulled up over his nose
he strikes AGAIN
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post 1656304773 02-16-2022, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By chivasregal⏩
Whale whale whale…
Aren't you a fat incel who's wife left him after she physically abused you?
post 1656339223 02-17-2022, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
That being said just lol @ the op of this thread

Prepare for negs if no pics of your supposed hotter Latvian girlfriend
Why lol? The entire point of my post is OP texts like a spastic. Please tell me I'm wrong.
Originally Posted By Coal
Can someone translate the text and why it's so enticing? I don't speak teenager.
My point exactly lol.
Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
still no pic...
Yeah boyo this was 5:11pm in the UK. I'd left work 11 minutes prior & I only misc in work. Why you asking for pics after deleting your thread after 3.5 minutes lmao?

Here ya go

post 1656339343 02-17-2022, 01:50 AM
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Why is the dumb sloot wearing shoes on the couch?
post 1656339403 02-17-2022, 01:54 AM
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Damn I would fuk her.
post 1656339793 02-17-2022, 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Why lol? The entire point of my post is OP texts like a spastic. Please tell me I'm wrong.



My point exactly lol.



Yeah boyo this was 5:11pm in the UK. I'd left work 11 minutes prior & I only misc in work. Why you asking for pics after deleting your thread after 3.5 minutes lmao?

Here ya go

>stomach tattoo

How much does she charge per hour
SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT

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SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT SUPERHOT
post 1656339803 02-17-2022, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
I deleted it cause didn't feel like she should be disrespected like that, but here you go. I didn't know me and my wife were living rent free in your head boy. Fukin lol

And if your girl is so much better let's see a pic?
Your wife looks wholesome

But

She should blow you for fun, not as payment

Also put a baby in her
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post 1656339913 02-17-2022, 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERH0T⏩
>stomach tattoo

How much does she charge per hour
Bout 3.50 brah
post 1656341013 02-17-2022, 03:42 AM
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braided pigtails hnnngggg
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post 1656341223 02-17-2022, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
This is the Misc after all, a guy bragging about his wife saying she'll suck his dink with texts that make it sound like she bribes him with sex ("cash in") is definitely going to receive some ribbing. Not sure why some of you have such sandy vaginas over it.
This.

Just some normal ****posting. Everyone is such a little bitch these days.
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post 1656341343 02-17-2022, 04:02 AM
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Originally Posted By TealCat⏩
he strikes AGAIN
lol bowel before your master. Pun intended
post 1656341813 02-17-2022, 04:22 AM
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In to neg cellytech on recharge. This is why we can't have nice thing. Autismo awokeness.
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post 1656342023 02-17-2022, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
In to neg cellytech on recharge. This is why we can't have nice thing. Autismo awokeness.
Go suck a soy bean you little fairy. Its a fuking chit post thread for a bit of a giggle. Pull your gf's strap on out of your arse son.

I've repped every single person that negged me lol, including Lucas. Free reps for all the angry soy samplers.

Brah above literally called my gf a prostitute.. brb lemme delete pic because "i feel she shouldn't be disrespected like that" lmfao.
post 1656374873 02-17-2022, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
still no pic...
Still waiting for a response you complete soychild
post 1656374953 02-17-2022, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Still waiting for a response you complete soychild
where in the fukk does she get lowrise jeans (NO homo)
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post 1656375043 02-17-2022, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
where in the fukk does she get lowrise jeans (NO homo)
I don't even know what that means brah. If you're the same size as her I'll mail you a pair.
post 1656375783 02-17-2022, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩


OP deleted thread because ???

Thunderpants dealt the final blow by calling her a slampig. Thread removed 3.5 minutes later.

Lets continue here

OP you still text like a fuking window licker and your wife? A slampig with no respect for your furniture. Absolutely completely and utterly fuking disgusting that she would put her feet up on the sofa like that with shoes on. You both make me sick to my stomach.
Lmao didn't even see the shoes, why does she even have them on? Is she not in her own house?
post 1656376203 02-17-2022, 03:18 PM
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Repped opie because his wife is hotter. There’s no need to neg bomb Lucas because his slampig is pretty hot also.
post 1656376803 02-17-2022, 03:28 PM
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trick post
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post 1656377783 02-17-2022, 03:43 PM
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Shoes on in the house? Not interested
post 1656399423 02-18-2022, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Repped opie because his wife is hotter. There’s no need to neg bomb Lucas because his slampig is pretty hot also.
Lol thanks brah but I’m not married. It’s just been my turn for a long time
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