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post 1656707173 02-23-2022, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted By PermaBulk610
Heaven is far beyond my comprehension, and I have no idea of what it is going to be like. However, I look forward to the day of finding out.
Amen srs
post 1656708603 02-23-2022, 08:17 AM
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According to the bible, it's not going to be the same for everyone, how you spend life in heaven will be determined how you spend life here on this plane.
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The reason people do not like the bible is because it is offensive and tells us that we are sinners. Men preferred darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil.

Most of the people in this thread will be horrifically surprised to learn that they still have a conscious existence after physical death. And you will remember this post.

Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. There is no fear of God, so no reason to repent and believe the Gospel.
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post 1656710113 02-23-2022, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By LearnedManlet
Heaven can be presumed to be timeless, as God is timeless.



Yes. Delightfully worshipping God is man's final end, and it is never tiring or boring.



Marriage is a worldly bond; marriage ends when a spouse dies. There's no end or good to sex in heaven, so no.



All the good of Call of Duty is contained purely and essentially in the experience of the beatific vision, because God is all goodness.



Not sure if srs.



No. Because God is infinite and we are finite, each passing second (so to speak) in heaven becomes more delightful because our comprehension and appreciation of Him expands further, ad infinitum.

God bless (srs)
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post 1656710263 02-23-2022, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By BlackJack619
According to the bible, it's not going to be the same for everyone, how you spend life in heaven will be determined how you spend life here on this plane.
The more souls you help save, the more jewels and bigger house you'll have in heaven.

Kinda sounds like here on earth. More money, more materialistic chit.
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post 1656711993 02-23-2022, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome
The reason people do not like the bible is because it is offensive and tells us that we are sinners. Men preferred darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil.

Most of the people in this thread will be horrifically surprised to learn that they still have a conscious existence after physical death. And you will remember this post.

Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. There is no fear of God, so no reason to repent and believe the Gospel.
Do farts have any smells in heaven?
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post 1656712193 02-23-2022, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome
The reason people do not like the bible is because it is offensive and tells us that we are sinners. Men preferred darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil.

Most of the people in this thread will be horrifically surprised to learn that they still have a conscious existence after physical death. And you will remember this post.

Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. There is no fear of God, so no reason to repent and believe the Gospel.
God kills people for fun. Ask Job.
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post 1656712383 02-23-2022, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome
The reason people do not like the bible is because it is offensive and tells us that we are sinners. Men preferred darkness rather than light because their deeds were evil.

Most of the people in this thread will be horrifically surprised to learn that they still have a conscious existence after physical death. And you will remember this post.

Fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. There is no fear of God, so no reason to repent and believe the Gospel.
Incorrect.

People do not like the Bible because it is a hypocritical work of fiction that is used to justify an unwarranted moral superiority complex, and there are significant attempts (a lot of successes) to try to incorporate it into society as much as they can with no consideration of anyone else's perspective.

You just keep lying to yourself though.
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
Incorrect.

People do not like the Bible because it is a hypocritical work of fiction that is used to justify an unwarranted moral superiority complex, and there are significant attempts (a lot of successes) to try to incorporate it into society as much as they can with no consideration of anyone else's perspective.

You just keep lying to yourself though.
okay but what isn't used to do that now

you have to normalize your judgements against opportunity for fair comparisons. it looks like that's just human nature, but I'm not saying that's an excuse either.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
God kills people for fun. Ask Job.
yeah that's probably one of the worst pieces of religious text I've ever read

along with abraham attempting to kill his kid for god

god's jealousy is apparently justice

imagine someone killing you because they loved you more than god

then god commends them for it LMAO LMAO LMAO

these stories are straight up proof of the simulation. Treat everyone as an npc. Do what the task master says.
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post 1656712903 02-23-2022, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted By LearnedManlet
Heaven can be presumed to be timeless, as God is timeless.



Yes. Delightfully worshipping God is man's final end, and it is never tiring or boring.



Marriage is a worldly bond; marriage ends when a spouse dies. There's no end or good to sex in heaven, so no.



All the good of Call of Duty is contained purely and essentially in the experience of the beatific vision, because God is all goodness.



Not sure if srs.



No. Because God is infinite and we are finite, each passing second (so to speak) in heaven becomes more delightful because our comprehension and appreciation of Him expands further, ad infinitum.

God bless (srs)
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post 1656713013 02-23-2022, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer
yeah that's probably one of the worst pieces of religious text I've ever read

along with abraham attempting to kill his kid for god

god's jealousy is apparently justice

imagine someone killing you because they loved you more than god

then god commends them for it LMAO LMAO LMAO

these stories are straight up proof of the simulation. Treat everyone as an npc. Do what the task master says.
Has to be the worst story hands down.

Imagine if Job learned why his family had to die. "It was just a prank bro! Here, have some more kids, servants, and shiny baubles!"

"See Satan? I told you he was cool."

Doesn't take a bite from the fruit of the tree of good and evil to know that was fukked up.
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post 1656713083 02-23-2022, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By PermaBulk610
Heaven is far beyond my comprehension, and I have no idea of what it is going to be like. However, I look forward to the day of finding out.
This. This is my perspective and a part of me looks forward to it, or at least gives me comfort.

I don't really care if other people think it's "stupid" or I'm an idiot for believing.. you and I will both find out eventually
post 1656717663 02-23-2022, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
sincechristians needed their religion to even have basic morals taught to them via instilling fear (you'll go to hell)they will finally be happy that they reached that goal and can finally relax and live amoral

and that my friends is called heaven
or is it really hell? i cant really tell
I try to make only 1 religious post in any given year, and it's a bit of a shame to use it up in February. But... the line of thinking in bolded part of your post has always bothered me. Not saying it's wrong, there are a lot of Christians who make choices based on fear, but I think that line of thinking completely misses the point of being Christian. God loves us and he wants us to be happy. We shouldn't be making choices out of fear, rather, a Christian should recognize that doing God's will is the way to maximize happiness.

That's also why I can't understand Christians who think they can do whatever they want after they have been saved. You believe God loves you and wants the best for you, but at the same time you think you can find happiness in doing things contrary to his will?
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A lot of lost people ITT. No wonder the world is in this state.
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Originally Posted By bsmit107
Well for starters, the whole place isn't on fire.....so there's that.
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post 1656719313 02-23-2022, 11:08 AM
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Christian miscers—

Is there a denomination of Christianity that makes provisions for non believers who are generally good people in the afterlife? Or is it straight hellfire and sandpaper like sodomy for my friends?
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Originally Posted By volleys
Christian miscers—

Is there a denomination of Christianity that makes provisions for non believers who are generally good people in the afterlife? Or is it straight hellfire and sandpaper like sodomy for my friends?
catholics

pope says it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're a good person

I'll let you sort out whether or not you think his statement actually follows catholic teaching.
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post 1656719473 02-23-2022, 11:12 AM
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I mean if the whole soul thing and heaven is real then it's probably just your consciousness joining god and other souls into one perfectly content and peaceful entity. absolutely nothing like being a human or having human body
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Originally Posted By Better
I mean if the whole soul thing and heaven is real then it's probably just your consciousness joining god and other souls into one perfectly content and peaceful entity. absolutely nothing like being a human or having human body
Right? Do you go to heaven with clothes on? What clothes? The ones your buried in? A white robe? lol eternal ANYTHING would get boring after a while.
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Originally Posted By rectifryer
catholics

pope says it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're a good person

I'll let you sort out whether or not you think his statement actually follows catholic teaching.
Was raised with “catholic values”, but separated from the label. Wasn’t a huge fan of the way the catholic church handles it’s child abuse issues.
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Originally Posted By volleys
Was raised with “catholic values”, but separated from the label. Wasn’t a huge fan of the way the catholic church handles it’s child abuse issues.
overall I'm not sure what the point of proselytizing is if the ignorant aren't accountable...and I don't know who would support a religion that says the ignorant should go to hell
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Two things I've found are true of every atheist:

1) they don't believe in God

2) they hate Him

If we want to believe in Santa Clause, why should it bother you?

The story of Job and Abraham's sacrifice of Isaac are historical parables - a parable is an earthly story with a spiritual meaning. It was pointing to Jesus' sinless nature and the suffering that He went through to demonstrate His love for mankind. Someone wrote earlier in this thread: "Jesus loves you" and that is true, but that love alone will not save you because He needs to know you.

I think what some of the people in this thread are not understanding is that in Heaven we will have spiritual bodies which are way more glorious. We'll be perfect because we will be like Him. There'll be no more sorrow, pain, or death. The creator of the universe is going to bring down a new Heaven and a new Earth where only righteousness dwells. If you don't know Him then you are cast out because you did not accept the sacrifice that God gave us with His Son.

He calls you 'friend' when He send you to Hell because He was a friend to you.
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome
Two things I've found are true of every atheist:

1) they don't believe in God

2) they hate Him

If we want to believe in Santa Clause, why should it bother you?

The story of Job and Abraham's sacrifice of Isaac are historical parables - a parable is an earthly story with a spiritual meaning. It was pointing to Jesus' sinless nature and the suffering that He went through to demonstrate His love for mankind. Someone wrote earlier in this thread: "Jesus loves you" and that is true, but that love alone will not save you because He needs to know you.

I think what some of the people in this thread are not understanding is that in Heaven we will have spiritual bodies which are way more glorious. We'll be perfect because we will be like Him. There'll be no more sorrow, pain, or death. The creator of the universe is going to bring down a new Heaven and a new Earth where only righteousness dwells. If you don't know Him then you are cast out because you did not accept the sacrifice that God gave us with His Son.

He calls you 'friend' when He send you to Hell because He was a friend to you.
I'm fine with the explanation that its a metaphor

however, job was old testament.

But since the 10 commandments are so important in the old testament, I assume anything that so blatantly violates it is a metaphor.
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome
Two things I've found are true of every atheist:

1) they don't believe in God

2) they hate Him

If we want to believe in Santa Clause, why should it bother you?

The story of Job and Abraham's sacrifice of Isaac are historical parables - a parable is an earthly story with a spiritual meaning. It was pointing to Jesus' sinless nature and the suffering that He went through to demonstrate His love for mankind. Someone wrote earlier in this thread: "Jesus loves you" and that is true, but that love alone will not save you because He needs to know you.

I think what some of the people in this thread are not understanding is that in Heaven we will have spiritual bodies which are way more glorious. We'll be perfect because we will be like Him. There'll be no more sorrow, pain, or death. The creator of the universe is going to bring down a new Heaven and a new Earth where only righteousness dwells. If you don't know Him then you are cast out because you did not accept the sacrifice that God gave us with His Son.

He calls you 'friend' when He send you to Hell because He was a friend to you.
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Originally Posted By andrew28
Seriously wtf do you do there? Is it still a 24 hour day where you wake up and go to bed or is that model erased? Do you just sing hymns to God all day with all your dead relatives you’ve reunited with?

Is there any sex? Even with your wife? What about if you die single? Can you meet up with other chicks and marry them and fuk them? (since I’m assuming God won’t let you fuk outside of marriage).

Can you play Call of Duty all day or is that too violent?

This is why I think even the most devoted Christians don’t even believe in this sh!t and it may be on a subconscious level.

Even if Heaven had all this awesome sh!t like playing real life super Mario cart on rainbow colored loops or skydive without the fear of death, you’d get sick of it at some point. I don’t want to exist in an eternal state anyways. At some point haven’t you had enough?
Just lol at equating Mario Cart, Call of Duty, or even sex with the pinnacle of possible experience.
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As a Christian, I actually kinda wonder and tend to think why wouldn’t Heaven maybe be like the Garden of Eden?

We exist in Heaven as Adam and Eve existed in the Garden of Eden…. God was there with them and in Heaven, we will be with God so I mean…. I feel like it makes sense? Jesus walking and dwelling among us…. There would be animals, plants…. After all, they’re God’s creations too…. They were in the Garden of Eden
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Originally Posted By LearnedManlet
Marriage is a worldly bond; marriage ends when a spouse dies. There's no end or good to sex in heaven, so no.


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not religious but i just had a thought about heaven from another point of view.

if when you die, your "essence" or "soul" or w.e, which isnt comprised of any sort of matter in our universe, leaves for a place that is outside of our universe... then neither the soul or heaven are subject to any laws of physics which govern only our universe.

this place would be so incredibly different from what we can experience here in this universe that it would be impossible to even speculate on... its like trying to imagine what came before the big bang, but the concept of "before" wouldnt even exist because time started at the big bang.

it wouldnt even make sense really to call it a place, because a place means a point in space. space and time wouldnt even exist at all outside of our universe.
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