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Distal Biceps Tendon tear crew. (07/15/19)

FUK YOU SHORSEY!

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Pre-Med crew
★ NUFC ☆
₪ DEFQON.1 AUSTRALIA 2016 ₪
177 lbs | O: 165 /// B: 275 /// S: 335 /// D: 390

Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)

Cherish your life. Live to tell your story

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

Damn

Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)

Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩

We still have a handful of old furniture that were hand-me-downs from college. Some of it is legit, i.e. solid wood coffee table that was built in the 70s and still looks great. We also have a couple bookcase/hutch things that we use in our living room and one in our son's room that also doubles as a dresser. It's way passed time to get rid of it and get him a proper dresser. But she can't get rid of it because it came from a family friend, over 20 years ago, from halfway across the country, because she might want it back.............................................. .....

Small potatoes. Have you considered enticing her with new furniture for you boy's room at a furniture store?

Originally Posted By bchap05⏩

Sets like 25 alarms an hour before she will actually get up. She knows she won't get up, she will get up when she has 10 min every time, speed rush to bathroom, cause a chaotic scene of makeup, flat iron, brushes, etc.. So basically she just wakes me up for no reason.I tell her you basically cause me to lose 1 hour of sleep per day because you wont get up and know you won't. Still does it.

Second is part of one but the bathroom chaos, because she won't get up until 10 min until she has to leave. So I have timed myself cleaning up her mess and informed her if she would wake up like 48 seconds sooner she could clean it herself.

Third turns on the gas fire place, all lights, and tv (or every tv in the house) and then just goes to another room. Told her like 500 times to turn them off when leaving the room, still does it.

Tell her to sleep on the couch if she needs more than 1 alarm. If you are awake shouldn't be too hard.

- alarm goes off
- "Get out now. Go sleep in the living room or go get ready for work."

Worst case get your own bed/bedroom.

Originally Posted By HayZues

Speaking of hoarding, my wife and plastic grocery bags.

One day at our old house I got fed up of the grocery bags tucked in every corner of the pantry and under sink. I decided to pull them all out and count them to make a point. Don't remember the exact number but it was in the 300s.

I ask her what the fuk she needs all the bags for and she always has some excuse about taking them to store to recycle or using them for taking dog on walk. Dog hasn't been on 300 walks in its life.

Was actually able to break that habit up until covid when they stopped letting people bring their own bags. Didn't take long before the stockpile of plastic grocery bags were taking over my house again

You could just smuggle them back out...

Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩

I'm always just in boxers, like 95% of my time in the house, I'm rocking boxers and boxers only. My wife always jokes about how I'm never dressed. Sometimes I'll purposely walk into a room she's in with my ass hanging out, asking her if she's seen the full moon out, purposely hang brain out of the front piss hole of the boxers, or just walk around with my entire bag hanging out until she spots it.

Another thing I do is shove my boxers up my crack like a thong, say nothing, and just walk around like that until I get a reaction.

god bless that woman dead srs. patience of a saint.

INTP Crew
Inattentive ADD Crew
Mom That Miscs Crew

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

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