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Thread: "Your date was my fukkbuddy back in 2011"

post 1661342843 05-15-2022, 11:16 AM
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He was just trying to tell you that your girl is a worthless sloot
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post 1661342923 05-15-2022, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
I seriously doubt it. 10 years later I imagine the glow is long burnt out.
That's misc thinking breh.

350% chance you'd smash her if she offered up that pussy on a silver platter.
post 1661342963 05-15-2022, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By JT11RTR⏩
He was just trying to tell you that your girl is a worthless sloot
There's a respectful way of doing that. the guy was pulling a bully move while they both had their cocks out... lol
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post 1661342983 05-15-2022, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Why not smash a few more times? Lol it's just his date, and the other guy obviously said it to rustle out of jealously of OP smashing dat ass now.
It's jealousy if she aged well and looks hot

But more likely he was mogging OP letting him know who hit that first when it was tight, carefree, and overflowing with glow.

Now it's close to 30, post glow, twenty pounds heavier, jaded af from past relationships, etc.

Maybe had it's vagoo vacuumed once or twice to get some past Chad's bastard fetus out

Chieeeeeet

He fed OP a brutal pill
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post 1661343103 05-15-2022, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By brappbrah⏩
It's jealousy if she aged well and looks hot

But more likely he was mogging OP letting him know who hit that first when it was tight, carefree, and overflowing with glow.

Now it's close to 30, post glow, twenty pounds heavier, jaded af from past relationships, etc.

Maybe had it's vagoo vacuumed once or twice to get some past Chad's bastard fetus out

Chieeeeeet

He fed OP a brutal pill
More misc talk.

Almost every miscers woman (if they have one) has been creampied by another man.
post 1661343153 05-15-2022, 11:23 AM
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Ho lee phuk did that guy just mog OP

OP says "cuh-cuh-k, a-ah-awesome" and scuffles out of the head while that guy probably gave a hearty laugh on your way out
Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
"She told me about a guy she was hooking up with 10 or so years ago whose cock wasn't big enough to get her off. Nice to put a face to the story."
This would have been the only appropriate response. Honestly.

OP, the fact you didn't just go NC on everyone and everything there is a testament to your *******ry
Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
He is giving you a heads up. The fact that you are angry instead of appreciative is some cuck mentality nonsense. Now you know the girl is a hoe in case you were considering, or already, treating her like a lady.
This.
Originally Posted By brappbrah⏩
It's jealousy if she aged well and looks hot

But more likely he was mogging OP letting him know who hit that first when it was tight, carefree, and overflowing with glow.

Now it's close to 30, post glow, twenty pounds heavier, jaded af from past relationships, etc.

Maybe had it's vagoo vacuumed once or twice to get some past Chad's bastard fetus out

Chieeeeeet

He fed OP a brutal pill
and this

aw fuk bye
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post 1661343263 05-15-2022, 11:26 AM
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"Yeah she made fun of your dick lol"
pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
post 1661343413 05-15-2022, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
"Yeah she made fun of your dick lol"
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post 1661343423 05-15-2022, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
"Yeah she made fun of your dick lol"
Please tell me you actually didn't think this is a good comeback.
Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong

Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
post 1661343933 05-15-2022, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
"That's why I'm dating her now".... and give a wink.
Originally Posted By Noliberals4⏩
Please tell me you actually didn't think this is a good comeback.
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post 1661344063 05-15-2022, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
He is giving you a heads up. The fact that you are angry instead of appreciative is some cuck mentality nonsense. Now you know the girl is a hoe in case you were considering, or already, treating her like a lady.
It's just not possible to get a non-whore at our age. It's chit but that's the world now.
post 1661344113 05-15-2022, 11:43 AM
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[QUOTE=wildchild11 post_id=1661343933][img]https://c.tenor.com/51HtRaJ0hegAAAAC/awkward-cringe.gif[img][/QUOTE]Tell me you're triggered without telling me you're triggered
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post 1661344183 05-15-2022, 11:44 AM
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Nah he helped you dodge a bullet if you were considering adding this sloot to the roster in any position other than ho, which-- judging by the fact that you took her to a phuckin wedding-- sort of implies that you are.

Buy the brah a drink and delete the sloot's number srs. Bonus points if you ghost her during the wedding itself without a word.
post 1661344353 05-15-2022, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Nah he helped you dodge a bullet if you were considering adding this sloot to the roster in any position other than ho, which-- judging by the fact that you took her to a phuckin wedding-- sort of implies that you are.

Buy the brah a drink and delete the sloot's number srs. Bonus points if you ghost her during the wedding itself without a word.
i really don't like this take.. cause the guy could be lying about the extend of their past relationship
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post 1661344503 05-15-2022, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
lol why did you quote that Southbeast quote then mine?
Republicans are weak men who pretend to be strong

Democrats are strong men who pretend to be weak
post 1661345043 05-15-2022, 12:02 PM
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He had her when she was nice and tight.
post 1661345183 05-15-2022, 12:05 PM
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One of the worst feelings in the world is knowing this happens all the time whether or not someone has the gall to say it to our face, much less while taking a piss shoulder to shoulder.

By saying that to you OP, he just stated he believes you are a baby-bach b1tch who wouldn't dare square up with him.

At least 3 occasions in my life I've run into a girl and her new man, where I just gave him the "Oof" look to let him know what a whore he's with.
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post 1661345363 05-15-2022, 12:08 PM
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Trying to get in your head, psyche you out, damage your perception of the sloot, inject images of him and (past) her fornicating into your head.

He was legit probably just trying to fuk with you because he could, put a face to one of likely many dinks the chick has had in and around her. Disrespectful kent.
post 1661345393 05-15-2022, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
"She told me about a guy she was hooking up with 10 or so years ago whose cock wasn't big enough to get her off. Nice to put a face to the story."
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post 1661345513 05-15-2022, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Composed⏩
Trying to get in your head, psyche you out, damage your perception of the sloot, inject images of him and (past) her fornicating into your head.

He was legit probably just trying to fuk with you because he could, put a face to one of likely many dinks the chick has had in and around her. Disrespectful kent.
you just perfectly illustrated how he succeeded in fukking with OP (or any of us in that scenario),

not sheriff srs
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post 1661345863 05-15-2022, 12:16 PM
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Who was he there with?
If you can't handle me when I'm incel, you don't deserve me when I'm chad
post 1661346503 05-15-2022, 12:31 PM
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Bruhh
post 1661346513 05-15-2022, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By RealAesthetic⏩
11 years ago, buddy living in the past
This, dude sounds bitter and jealous
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post 1661349203 05-15-2022, 01:21 PM
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For real, even if I knew my date used to have a fuk buddy… being told that to your face is a mess for real. For me, it would be tough not to see that as the last date / end of a relationsship.
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post 1661349443 05-15-2022, 01:28 PM
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He was just seething that you had a date and he didn't. Also most likely made it all up.
post 1661349623 05-15-2022, 01:33 PM
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****git thing to do. Most people have at least one FWB at some point. If I saw some girl I used to smash out with another person, I wouldn't try to ruin it for either of them, would just respectfully keep my distance.
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you indians need to be banned from this forum.
post 1661350193 05-15-2022, 01:45 PM
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You got mogged OP

"thats crazy cause your mom was my pisswh0re last night"

was the only retort that woulda put you back on top
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Next time just sit in the stall and start fapping. Ask him for more details and coom under the stall onto his feet. Tell him it's just mayonnaise and you're making a sandwich.
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I would've hit him with the Don Draper, and been like "I don't think about you at all."
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