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post 1664478323 07-16-2022, 02:17 AM
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Baby on board stickers? What’s the point ….

Am I supposed to try extra hard not to crash into you … or
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post 1664478413 07-16-2022, 02:29 AM
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I like to troll them when I have some free time and tail them for like 15+ minutes or until they get home and I park on the side of their house for like 20 seconds.
post 1664478443 07-16-2022, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
I like to troll them when I have some free time and tail them for like 15+ minutes or until they get home and I park on the side of their house for like 20 seconds.
I thought you worked 12 hour days
Damn
post 1664478503 07-16-2022, 02:35 AM
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You're supposed to rescue the baby from the back if the car is on fire. Supposed to....
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post 1664478563 07-16-2022, 02:40 AM
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Narcissism, like most bumpers stickers. They’re proud they brought the 8 billionth retard into the world and think other people care
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post 1664478573 07-16-2022, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
I thought you worked 12 hour days
Learn english you ******
post 1664478683 07-16-2022, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
Learn english you pajeet
Better start preparing the house for your 10/10 girlfriend to move in and hide those jizz socks
Damn
post 1664478743 07-16-2022, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Better start preparing the house for your 10/10 girlfriend to move in and hide those jizz socks
Fk u lurker. You people are the reason this forum is almost dead.
post 1664478753 07-16-2022, 02:48 AM
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I like them, easy targets.

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post 1664478763 07-16-2022, 02:49 AM
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Those stickers usually calm me down from road rage
post 1664478773 07-16-2022, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By BrooksKoepka⏩
Fk u lurker. You people are the reason this forum is almost dead.
Lol!
Damn
post 1664478863 07-16-2022, 02:55 AM
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I saw this girl in a chit car the other day that had “if you hit me with my baby in the car I’ll whoop your ass til the cops get here” on the back right corner of the rear window.

She cut me off and was driving like a retard too. Idk if her kid was in the car but all I could think about was how Islam was right about women.
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post 1664478873 07-16-2022, 02:55 AM
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It's for emergency personnel, and for other drivers to understand why the vehicle might be traveling slower or being driven more cautiously so that impatient fuktards can keep themselves under control (maybe).
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post 1664478973 07-16-2022, 03:08 AM
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Probably because so many retards tailgate the chit out of people for no good reason
post 1664479003 07-16-2022, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
Probably because so many retards tailgate the chit out of people for no good reason
Is a baby supposed to stop that …
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post 1664479043 07-16-2022, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted By ManletinAK2011⏩
Is a baby supposed to stop that …
Maybe the retards won't want to kill a baby? Guess you gotta hope they aren't democrats.
post 1664479143 07-16-2022, 03:20 AM
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I was about to t bone this car once because I ran a red light but then in the last second I saw the baby on board sticker and ran into a ditch
post 1664479223 07-16-2022, 03:27 AM
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post 1664479343 07-16-2022, 03:41 AM
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for government wagies to look for baby if she's unconscious
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post 1664479373 07-16-2022, 03:44 AM
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post 1664479403 07-16-2022, 03:47 AM
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Some parents drive more slowly around corners and accelerate more slowly when they have kids in the car that haven’t developed strong neck muscles

Not me though, my kid was doing neck bridges in utero
post 1664479663 07-16-2022, 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
You're supposed to rescue the baby from the back if the car is on fire. Supposed to....
This. The 'baby on board' sticker is to let first responders know you have a baby in the car. Those little stick figures are a display of your narcissism. Nobody gives a fuk that you have 3 kids, a dog, and a cat. It's desperate signalling mostly based out of insecurity. Look at me, I have the perfect family. Same thing with posting your family on social media.

But imagine being such a miserable person that you literally get triggered at a sticker on a car advertising that someone has a little baby.
Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
Maybe the retards won't want to kill a baby? Guess you gotta hope they aren't democrats.
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post 1664481453 07-16-2022, 05:41 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
This. The 'baby on board' sticker is to let first responders know you have a baby in the car. Those little stick figures are a display of your narcissism. Nobody gives a fuk that you have 3 kids, a dog, and a cat. It's desperate signalling mostly based out of insecurity. Look at me, I have the perfect family. Same thing with posting your family on social media.

But imagine being such a miserable person that you literally get triggered at a sticker on a car advertising that someone has a little baby.



Wikipedia says that the whole for emergency response vehicle claim is false. But who believes Wikipedia tbh
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post 1664481803 07-16-2022, 06:11 AM
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I actually put one of those on my car hoping to deter people from driving (needlessly) like maniacs... It didnt work...

If $6/gas prices dont deter these morons from driving reckless, then a sticker aint gonna do sh-t....
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post 1664481963 07-16-2022, 06:17 AM
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So that first responders know there's a lil baby in there if the car crashes and the mom is unconscious. Thought that was common sense.
post 1664482123 07-16-2022, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By yewotm8⏩
So that first responders know there's a lil baby in there if the car crashes and the mom is unconscious. Thought that was common sense.
Not the origin. Guy who started it so people wouldn’t drive crazy around him
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Sloot single moms like to advertise their status. Easier to attract broadcasters.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Sloot single moms like to advertise their status. Easier to attract broadcasters.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
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*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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