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post 1664502743 07-16-2022, 03:23 PM
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At bar alone AMA

Im seeing this big titted chick but shes with her friends I gotta separate her from the herd I want to approach
post 1664502803 07-16-2022, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im seeing this big titted chick but shes with her friends I gotta separate her from the herd I want to approach
show her your AC/DC tattoo to demonstrate that you're a HVM.
post 1664502883 07-16-2022, 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
show her your AC/DC tattoo to demonstrate that you're a HVM.
Better yet, he needs to go Kodak Black and bling his teeth.
post 1664502903 07-16-2022, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im seeing this big titted chick but shes with her friends I gotta separate her from the herd I want to approach
Order a slider sampler.
post 1664502993 07-16-2022, 03:29 PM
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What to do in these situations? Should I wait her by the bathroom and bang her there or what
post 1664503123 07-16-2022, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im seeing this big titted chick but shes with her friends I gotta separate her from the herd I want to approach
gesture for her to coom over to where you are like you're a Jarl srs

or

sit next to the well and target her when she gets her next drink

srs
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post 1664503153 07-16-2022, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
What to do in these situations? Should I wait her by the bathroom and bang her there or what
Brah tell her you have an onlyfans with like 500k subscribers and you need another actor to shoot porn with.

Tell her she will get 10% of that day's earnings.
post 1664503183 07-16-2022, 03:34 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
What to do in these situations? Should I wait her by the bathroom and bang her there or what
make eye contact and smile. then wave her over and buy her a drink.
post 1664503773 07-16-2022, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
What to do in these situations? Should I wait her by the bathroom and bang her there or what
Try to find a way to get in on the conversation if you're close by. I'll usually troll a bit, act like I misheard something they said and turn it into something crazy that gets a few laughs...or if it's something I know about I jump in that way. Either that or you're gonna have to man up and approach them head on ask what they're celebrating with a smile if you can't come up with anything. I'd only recommend this if you're sauced up. If you have good vibes you'll have your foot in the door.

Tbh situations like this aren't worth the trouble outside of conquest/ego. It's a lot easier if you just hang out in a spot, then wait to see which girls come near you or hover. Pick your shots wisely, no reason to get desperate over one girl.
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post 1664503823 07-16-2022, 03:47 PM
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Anytime I go out alone, I bring some toothpicks. Women love a man that has a toothpick. I also make sure to park my big tradie truck by the patio so they can see me


Try and report back
post 1664503973 07-16-2022, 03:50 PM
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why not create a thread, and go up to them and show them our replies?
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post 1664504023 07-16-2022, 03:51 PM
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Smile, tip your drink towards her saying hi, then go back to what you’re doing. If she wants you to approach, she will start eye fuking you randomly.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1664504183 07-16-2022, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
make eye contact and smile. then wave her over and buy her a drink.
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post 1664504823 07-16-2022, 04:06 PM
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Ask for her ******** and immediately send a dick pic. Her friends will all mire your self confidence.
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post 1664505173 07-16-2022, 04:12 PM
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show her this thread on ur phone and brag about how the boys want u to smash works 10% of the time everytime brah
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post 1664505473 07-16-2022, 04:17 PM
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First....wtf are the pics?????


Second...this ama thread is going well.
post 1664506083 07-16-2022, 04:30 PM
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Just approached her and her group and we had a little convo it did well but she had a boyfriend she showed me his pics and dude looks like garbage lmao I mean rn I dont look good but I mog the dude lol
post 1664506113 07-16-2022, 04:31 PM
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LMAO imagine going to bar just to misc from there
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post 1664506153 07-16-2022, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Just approached her and her group and we had a little convo it did well but she had a boyfriend she showed me his pics and dude looks like garbage lmao I mean rn I dont look good but I mog the dude lol
not bad not bad
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post 1664506213 07-16-2022, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Just approached her and her group and we had a little convo it did well but she had a boyfriend she showed me his pics and dude looks like garbage lmao I mean rn I dont look good but I mog the dude lol
should've dropped this on her -

post 1664506283 07-16-2022, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Im seeing this big titted chick but shes with her friends I gotta separate her from the herd I want to approach
First off I wouldn't listen to any of the advice offered ITT.

If you haven't caught her eyeing you at least once or haven't detected a sign of interest you're wasting your time.

A woman with her friends is also hardmode especially the woman you're approaching is obviously the most attractive one.

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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Just approached her and her group and we had a little convo it did well but she had a boyfriend she showed me his pics and dude looks like garbage lmao I mean rn I dont look good but I mog the dude lol
Good on you for trying. If you lived in my city I'd barmaxx with you lol.
post 1664506293 07-16-2022, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
should've dropped this on her -

At least I didnt record her and her group like you probably would have done.
post 1664506353 07-16-2022, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
First off I wouldn't listen to any of the advice offered ITT.

If you haven't caught her eyeing you at least once or haven't detected a sign of interest you're wasting your time.

A woman with her friends is also hardmode especially the woman you're approaching is obviously the most attractive one.
Nah I just approached and it was good lmao felt overconfident a bit one of her friends didnt like that she rolled her eyes a bit LMAO but yeah whatever
post 1664506403 07-16-2022, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
At least I didnt record her and her group like you probably would have done.
"i got a man"

"how long you had that problem?"

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post 1664506453 07-16-2022, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
First off I wouldn't listen to any of the advice offered ITT.

If you haven't caught her eyeing you at least once or haven't detected a sign of interest you're wasting your time.

A woman with her friends is also hardmode especially the woman you're approaching is obviously the most attractive one.

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Good on you for trying. If you lived in my city I'd barmaxx with you lol.
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post 1664506463 07-16-2022, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
At least I didnt record her and her group like you probably would have done.
shame on you for not getting any creepshots of that school of orcas for us.
post 1664506473 07-16-2022, 04:37 PM
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How drunk do you plan on getting?
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post 1664506503 07-16-2022, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Nah I just approached and it was good lmao felt overconfident a bit one of her friends didnt like that she rolled her eyes a bit LMAO but yeah whatever
Ah yeah I saw, and edited my post accordingly lol

Bitchy girlfriends always ruin approaches. She was probably rolling her eyes because she wasn't getting your attention.

Sloots are dumb, especially the bar whores and club lizards, srs.
post 1664506523 07-16-2022, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Just approached her and her group and we had a little convo it did well but she had a boyfriend she showed me his pics and dude looks like garbage lmao I mean rn I dont look good but I mog the dude lol
Nice I finally approached this gym girl that’s been eyeing and smiling guess she has a boyfriend, why follow me around gym and smile lol, it’s cool though onto the next she wasn’t that hot
post 1664513583 07-16-2022, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
Nice I finally approached this gym girl that’s been eyeing and smiling guess she has a boyfriend, why follow me around gym and smile lol, it’s cool though onto the next she wasn’t that hot
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