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post 1666572213 08-22-2022, 04:14 PM
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friends wife is going travelling..

he's just told me the story and its like a misc cliche, complete cringe

together 10ish years no kids. Not looks matched. She flits from part time job to part time job, she wears the trousers, he is by far the main earner. Now she has quit another gig and wants to travel to.. Africa. He isnt interested or able to, but will be paying for it.

Its just a car crash. Fuk knows what to say to him. Cant see how this ends well.

Dear diary..
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post 1666572343 08-22-2022, 04:18 PM
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She’s probably not running away with Jamal…. Just needs a little side dick.
post 1666572513 08-22-2022, 04:20 PM
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Tell your friend to never pay for anyone ever.

And if a woman goes somewhere without him he should dump her before catching AIDS.
post 1666572583 08-22-2022, 04:21 PM
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post 1666572633 08-22-2022, 04:23 PM
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if he is smart he will buy her a ticket and while she is gone close all his bank accounts etc etc etc and move to a different country
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post 1666572783 08-22-2022, 04:26 PM
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if you could uncuck people, i would have cured the whole misc by now
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post 1666572813 08-22-2022, 04:26 PM
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She gonna bless the dinks down in AFFFFFFFFRICAAAAA
post 1666572873 08-22-2022, 04:27 PM
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Oh lawd - sounds like a misc worst nightmare.

Black ppl are the ultimate moggers.

brb Africa man no job, no education, not even word in your language for numbers bigger than 1 and 2 (anything 3 and up is just "many")
brb UK man has job, education, lives wage slave life of quiet desperation
brb, woman chooses to marry UK man, not give him any secks, drain his account, and generally make his life miserable
brb, woman chooses to travel to Africa man for the d
brb Africa man gets benefit of woman (poosy), without any of the downsides
brb UK man gets all downsides of woman, with no upside
mo e
post 1666572883 08-22-2022, 04:28 PM
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Hopefully she doesn't bring back a embryonic souvenir.
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post 1666573003 08-22-2022, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
if he is smart he will buy her a one way ticket
Fixed.
post 1666573123 08-22-2022, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
if he is smart he will buy her a ticket and while she is gone close all his bank accounts etc etc etc and move to a different country
I know I should.. but it will come out wrong. I dont think she will sloot around but who goes off travelling by themselves on their husbands dime while he pays all the bills?
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post 1666573523 08-22-2022, 04:41 PM
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Why no kids after 10 years?
See you tomorrow
post 1666573703 08-22-2022, 04:46 PM
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Guess she wants to head to NASA HQ
post 1666573843 08-22-2022, 04:49 PM
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Her golf game must be better than yours?
post 1666574123 08-22-2022, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Pterodactyl314⏩
Why no kids after 10 years?
already well into their thirties when they met. Up until covid they would spend a lot on travel together
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post 1666574253 08-22-2022, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
already well into their thirties when they met. Up until covid they would spend a lot on travel together
wait a second, are you a marriagecel as well

don't think i've ever seen you mention it
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post 1666574493 08-22-2022, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
wait a second, are you a marriagecel as well

don't think i've ever seen you mention it
no definitely not. I live like a student
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post 1666574523 08-22-2022, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted By 300Lane1⏩
Her golf game must be better than yours?
dont be fukn stupid
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post 1666574633 08-22-2022, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By LoginCell⏩
She gonna bless the dinks down in AFFFFFFFFRICAAAAA
he isnt blackpilled but I really dont think he is totally naive either. What difference does me saying anything make anyway
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post 1666574853 08-22-2022, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
he isnt blackpilled but I really dont think he is totally naive either. What difference does me saying anything make anyway
Just tell him to tell her he is going to Vegas for a week with his buddies and gauge her reaction
post 1666575203 08-22-2022, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
no definitely not. I live like a student
mirin
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post 1666575273 08-22-2022, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
he's just told me the story and its like a misc cliche, complete cringe

together 10ish years no kids. Not looks matched. She flits from part time job to part time job, she wears the trousers, he is by far the main earner. Now she has quit another gig and wants to travel to.. Africa. He isnt interested or able to, but will be paying for it.

Its just a car crash. Fuk knows what to say to him. Cant see how this ends well.

Dear diary..
Let's be real... Your "friend" is you.
post 1666575683 08-22-2022, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By LiveLaughLoath⏩
Let's be real... Your "friend" is you.
No bish be disrepectin me that way
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post 1666576123 08-22-2022, 05:29 PM
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I couldn't even fathom being in a situation like this. Like I don't even want to picture this scenario in my head (single crew).
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post 1666576363 08-22-2022, 05:32 PM
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Joke will be on the poor unsuspecting tribe in remote Botswana that resides downwind when she makes the safari jeep pull over and scrambles behind a gazelle carcass to fart out an enormous chocolate hippopotamus that dams up the stream they use as a water supply and of course they have neither plungers nor tshirts to pull up over their noses so those poor bastards will certainly be dismayed
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post 1666594353 08-23-2022, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted By LoginCell⏩
Just tell him to tell her he is going to Vegas for a week with his buddies and gauge her reaction
legit
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post 1666594603 08-23-2022, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
I dont think she will sloot around
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post 1666595403 08-23-2022, 03:49 AM
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Yeah she DEFINITELY won't go looking for any cock while traveling without hubby LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

People are so fuking stupid and trusting these days. Makes sense he would be OP's friend since retards like to stick together
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Yeah she DEFINITELY won't go looking for any cock while traveling without hubby LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

People are so fuking stupid and trusting these days. Makes sense he would be OP's friend since retards like to stick together
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