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post 1667985123 09-16-2022, 03:54 PM
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sometimes I sit on the bare porcelain and do dips.....100% ded fukin srs

try it.
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post 1667985243 09-16-2022, 03:57 PM
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My TS coomdump does that. I tease her over it then jerk her off just as a joke to show her how stupid she is hehe
post 1667985483 09-16-2022, 04:03 PM
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Is it wrong to always go into it looking to push and see if you can make a poop come out?

Plus rather chill sitting and have the extra large handicap stall all to myself than some dude standing next to me in another urinal
post 1667985793 09-16-2022, 04:11 PM
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All the seated folks in here got dominated by their wives and bullied by them into sitting down to pee

Happy wife happy life !

Sad!

Never have I ever when cleaning my bathroom have I thought wow this is so yucky I better sit down to pee

That’s something women would notice

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post 1667986003 09-16-2022, 04:16 PM
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piss in the sink crew checking in
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post 1667986173 09-16-2022, 04:20 PM
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50 - 50 to be honest if it’s at home always sit crew at work different
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post 1667986343 09-16-2022, 04:24 PM
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Real men piss with one leg in the air. Ever seen an alpha wolf piss with both feet on the ground? No, that's feminine af. Doesn't matter if you stand to piss, still gay as monkeypox unless you only have 1 foot on the ground.
post 1667986553 09-16-2022, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Roldz⏩
Question for standing pissers only:

Do you guys pull your balls out when you piss or just the cawk?
balls and cawk, what kinda question is this?
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post 1667986773 09-16-2022, 04:35 PM
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srs

i piss in the sink, whilst shaving my balls (in the sink - piss on the razor to make it sterile), whilst using mouthwash over the sink

dead fkn srs
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post 1667988283 09-16-2022, 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage⏩
balls and cawk, what kinda question is this?
I had this convo with a coworker today and he thought it was strange.

He also sits when he pees, so I knew he was wrong.
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post 1667988533 09-16-2022, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
Piss standing up crew.

There are 2 exceptions:

1) If I'm already sitting down taking a dump

2) If it's very dark and I'd rather not miss and piss all over the walls/floor.
The fact that you need to explain this to the OP likely means that the OP was not fed and watered as a newborn or a child and thus morphed into the robot he is today, bewildered that males eat and drink and piss and sh*t.
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post 1667988973 09-16-2022, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
Masculinity is at an all time low.

Don’t bend the knee stand while you pee

Get it together men do better
What's funny is that I actually used to piss standing up for years and pissed my mom and sister off sooo much they'd go off at me all of the time, to no avail.

Then one day I thought, "man, if I piss on the seat, i'm gonna have to clean it, but what if I sit down and then I won't have to clean up afterwards" - then I did what I had to do, and it just worked better.

Now i try to piss sitting down all of the time - since I'm not going to leave piss on my seats and I don't feel like wasting my precious resources, time and money (toilet paper is a rare commodity down under, don't you know?), on something that's easily avoidable.

It's very much like pissing when you're ****ting, you don't stand up with shyt between ur butcheeks, you just aim downwards and go - unless you're a logger, or something, so you stand up after taking a think juicy poop, and then cut it down from afar, with ur urine.
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post 1667989153 09-16-2022, 05:23 PM
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i sit down at homes

brb no piss splash back everywhere
post 1667989263 09-16-2022, 05:25 PM
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I like to stand on the top of a ladder when I piss.
post 1667989913 09-16-2022, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
What's funny is that I actually used to piss standing up for years and pissed my mom and sister off sooo much they'd go off at me all of the time, to no avail.

Then one day I thought, "man, if I piss on the seat, i'm gonna have to clean it, but what if I sit down and then I won't have to clean up afterwards" - then I did what I had to do, and it just worked better.

Now i try to piss sitting down all of the time - since I'm not going to leave piss on my seats and I don't feel like wasting my precious resources, time and money (toilet paper is a rare commodity down under, don't you know?), on something that's easily avoidable.

It's very much like pissing when you're ****ting, you don't stand up with shyt between ur butcheeks, you just aim downwards and go - unless you're a logger, or something, so you stand up after taking a think juicy poop, and then cut it down from afar, with ur urine.
Well you’re a closet gay so that adds up
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post 1668003003 09-16-2022, 09:48 PM
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y'all overthink the dumbest shhit

who the hell cares

the only thing thats groce is if you have a giant cock, and it gets in the toilet bowl water
post 1668012493 09-17-2022, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
Masculinity is at an all time low.

Don’t bend the knee stand while you pee

Get it together men do better
One of the many perks of being a man is standing when you pee.. You pull it out the hole and go.. Why would even think of pulling your pants down and having to sit down and pee..?
post 1668012863 09-17-2022, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
Masculinity is at an all time low.

Don’t bend the knee stand while you pee

Get it together men do better
I sit to pee if no Urnal. I bet no one is tuffer then me
post 1668013133 09-17-2022, 05:01 AM
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Bunch of slack jawed *******s in here

Go piss outside if you are pussy whipped at home, but then i guess thats outlawed too
post 1668013163 09-17-2022, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
Piss standing up crew.

There are 2 exceptions:

1) If I'm already sitting down taking a dump

2) If it's very dark and I'd rather not miss and piss all over the walls/floor.
There we go.
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