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01-12-2023, 12:20 PM
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Talk Me Out of Moving to HILO, Hawaii...
Buy This House as the main house for my bohemian bachelor life style.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...7/560516_zpid/
check out that view.
Demographics of HILO
The largest Hilo racial/ethnic groups are Asian (31.1%) followed by Two or More (29.2%) and White (15.7%).
Mostly Asian and HAOLEs. That sounds like heaven to me.
In 2021, the median household income of Hilo households was $70,356. People are pretty broke. I can take advantage me tinks.
Why would should I not move there? pls tell.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...7/560516_zpid/
check out that view.
Demographics of HILO
The largest Hilo racial/ethnic groups are Asian (31.1%) followed by Two or More (29.2%) and White (15.7%).
Mostly Asian and HAOLEs. That sounds like heaven to me.
In 2021, the median household income of Hilo households was $70,356. People are pretty broke. I can take advantage me tinks.
Why would should I not move there? pls tell.
01-12-2023, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII⏩
well the average time for non-native to peace out after moving there is like 3 years. just for a moment consider how many vacationers in history had the same EXACT thought process as you but regretted it.....but I say go for it YOLO.Buy This House as the main house for my bohemian bachelor life style.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...7/560516_zpid/
check out that view.
Demographics of HILO
The largest Hilo racial/ethnic groups are Asian (31.1%) followed by Two or More (29.2%) and White (15.7%).
Mostly Asian and HAOLEs. That sounds like heaven to me.
In 2021, the median household income of Hilo households was $70,356. People are pretty broke. I can take advantage me tinks.
Why would should I not move there? pls tell.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4...7/560516_zpid/
check out that view.
Demographics of HILO
The largest Hilo racial/ethnic groups are Asian (31.1%) followed by Two or More (29.2%) and White (15.7%).
Mostly Asian and HAOLEs. That sounds like heaven to me.
In 2021, the median household income of Hilo households was $70,356. People are pretty broke. I can take advantage me tinks.
Why would should I not move there? pls tell.
edit: holy shyt. house you chose is perfect for an incel with money like me....might beat ya to it! aloha brah be seein ya on dat dere beach!
01-12-2023, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
interestingwell the average time for non-native to peace out after moving there is like 3 years. just for a moment consider how many vacationers in history had the same EXACT thought process as you but regretted it.....but I say go for it YOLO.
I'm a beach boy brah. I play beach vball. i wanna play it all year around. can't do that in Toronto.
The major problem is the lack of beautiful hbb. that is a very very big problem. Miami looks better in this respect.
01-12-2023, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
there is a problem with 15% white brahs.1. You'll see your kids less often.
2. With a high Asian population, there's going to be statistically more Asian moggers driving up competition.
2. With a high Asian population, there's going to be statistically more Asian moggers driving up competition.
that means low reserve of white hbb. fuark.
that view tho HNNNgggg
01-12-2023, 12:26 PM
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I know you’re entire story is a larp but I’ll play along for a second.
You’d go from an absentee parent that you are now to one that’s completely nonexistent living many thousand miles from your kids. Then when you did see your kids it would cost you thousands in plane tickets every time, not to mention days in travel time.
I apologize for responding seriously to a troll
You’d go from an absentee parent that you are now to one that’s completely nonexistent living many thousand miles from your kids. Then when you did see your kids it would cost you thousands in plane tickets every time, not to mention days in travel time.
I apologize for responding seriously to a troll
01-12-2023, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
as my kids gets olderI know you’re entire story is a larp but I’ll play along for a second.
You’d go from an absentee parent that you are now to one that’s completely nonexistent living many thousand miles from your kids. Then when you did see your kids it would cost you thousands in plane tickets every time, not to mention days in travel time.
I apologize for responding seriously to a troll
You’d go from an absentee parent that you are now to one that’s completely nonexistent living many thousand miles from your kids. Then when you did see your kids it would cost you thousands in plane tickets every time, not to mention days in travel time.
I apologize for responding seriously to a troll
i'll be like "BRAH COME VISIT DADDY IN HAWAII"
we smoke a PHAAAAATTTTTTTT BLUNTTTTTTT dat dem der

then go to Disney world.
they will never forget it for the rest of their lives
01-12-2023, 12:31 PM
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I've been to Hilo, you should do it. It's going to be loud when it rains with that uninsulated metal roof.
01-12-2023, 12:32 PM
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Like all tourist spots, visiting can be fun, but never live there.
Everything in Hawaii is expensive, the locals are dumb as f/ck, and the sea water and air will wreck your home.
Hawaii is not the place to build a future.
Everything in Hawaii is expensive, the locals are dumb as f/ck, and the sea water and air will wreck your home.
Hawaii is not the place to build a future.
Everything I post is satire.
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01-12-2023, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
tell me ur impressionI've been to Hilo, you should do it. It's going to be loud when it rains with that uninsulated metal roof.
I'm definitely fixing this place up. That kitchen is horrendous.
01-12-2023, 12:33 PM
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I have some women who work for me from Cebu City in the Philippines. They were hit by Typhoon Rai end of last year. The reason I bring this up is the next day, Marie sent me a video of all the devastation and her home was on a beautiful beach but construction was so rickety that there was nothing left standing.
I was reminded of this when I looked at that poorly constructed Zillow house.
I was reminded of this when I looked at that poorly constructed Zillow house.
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01-12-2023, 12:37 PM
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srs would never live in anything less than 2700 sq ft, poverty if you ask me
01-12-2023, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
nah it's all good. but the house does look run down and it's old. so gonna hvae to do some work. i don't mind. I'll prob take 6 months off and just enjoy the beach while doing some reno.why is it so cheap
is it like windward side in a lava path or something lol
is it like windward side in a lava path or something lol
that view though, is priceless. all my troubles would go away with the flicker of my blunt as i stare into that ocean. FUARKKKKKKk
01-12-2023, 12:38 PM
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Nah OP I think you should move there. You'd fit right in in turbo liberal Hawaii.
01-12-2023, 12:49 PM
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DO NOT move to Hilo. Expensive AF and you will get bored real quick. Locals don't like you unless you're local. Jobs are mostly in the tourism industry. It's basically the redneck version of Oahu.
Das not it mayne.
01-12-2023, 01:55 PM
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I was born and raised on Oahu but used to visit relatives in a part of Hilo called Hawaiian Paradise Park every few months. LOVED it there but they were rich and that area is not like most of Hawaii.
Hilo pros:
*Green and beautiful
*Not as populated as other parts of Hawaii
*Great hiking
*Great fishing
*Close to volcano national park, fun to visit
*Great if you can afford a home in a *nice* area
Hilo cons:
*Lots of methheads, Hilo has a growing crime problem
*Expensive COL, low paying jobs
*No real beaches, more rocky coastline
*No good surfing because the island is too young and the beaches and reefs haven't developed like Kauai, Oahu, and Maui
*Attractive women are in short supply
*Too much grey, rain and humidity
I always loved visiting Hilo but I'd never move there.
Hilo pros:
*Green and beautiful
*Not as populated as other parts of Hawaii
*Great hiking
*Great fishing
*Close to volcano national park, fun to visit
*Great if you can afford a home in a *nice* area
Hilo cons:
*Lots of methheads, Hilo has a growing crime problem
*Expensive COL, low paying jobs
*No real beaches, more rocky coastline
*No good surfing because the island is too young and the beaches and reefs haven't developed like Kauai, Oahu, and Maui
*Attractive women are in short supply
*Too much grey, rain and humidity
I always loved visiting Hilo but I'd never move there.
01-12-2023, 01:59 PM
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Rains like a motherfuker in Hilo, maybe Kona would be better on the other side if you need to be on the BI.
Also make sure the property is “fee simple” and not “leasehold”
Also make sure the property is “fee simple” and not “leasehold”
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01-12-2023, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
As people get older and think about retirement etc the truth usually comes to them. Although oftentimes too late.I thought you were a rentcel. What's wrong? Starting to want to own property all of a sudden?
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01-12-2023, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By PaulJerome⏩
for 300K, i'm buying that lot brah. that place also been around since 1930's somehow.I have some women who work for me from Cebu City in the Philippines. They were hit by Typhoon Rai end of last year. The reason I bring this up is the next day, Marie sent me a video of all the devastation and her home was on a beautiful beach but construction was so rickety that there was nothing left standing.
I was reminded of this when I looked at that poorly constructed Zillow house.
I was reminded of this when I looked at that poorly constructed Zillow house.
if it goes down, i'll put up a container home the day after. MAHALO
01-12-2023, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
it's hawaii brah.I guess if you want to live in what is essentially a garage..
no insulation needed.
01-12-2023, 02:18 PM
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Dam Sun, would buy that for my wife and I. View is unmatched. Insanely cheap for that view.
01-12-2023, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By SaltyDog920⏩
imagine having this as your backyard.Dam Sun, would buy that for my wife and I. View is unmatched. Insanely cheap for that view.

put up a gazebo and have a private wedding there tbh
FUARRRRRKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
watch ur kids play there.
then go down to the ocean for a swim
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII⏩
Damn sun...can't get that view out of my head. Would just sit there rotting all day staring off into where the sky meets the ocean.imagine having this as your backyard.

put up a gazebo and have a private wedding there tbh
FUARRRRRKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
watch ur kids play there.
then go down to the ocean for a swim


put up a gazebo and have a private wedding there tbh
FUARRRRRKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
watch ur kids play there.
then go down to the ocean for a swim
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