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post 1674784913 01-14-2023, 01:16 AM
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Have you tried your boyfriend's tongue?
post 1674785003 01-14-2023, 01:18 AM
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Should join us in the 21st century and wash your ass isnt of being a disgusting primitive using toilet paper.
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post 1674785183 01-14-2023, 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Should join us in the 21st century and wash your ass isnt of being a disgusting primitive using toilet paper.
If you'd read what I've written, you'd see washing has likely made it worse.
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post 1674785613 01-14-2023, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy⏩
Anal fissure(s). Don't wipe. Pat yourself clean/dry.

The itching is a result of moisture aggravating the broken skin. Pack your ass with toilet paper or something else to absorb it.

Do anything to keep you from mechanically relieving the itch, which will keep the fissure(s) open.

You tore your ******* up when you had the chits and now you need to let it heal while still using it.
This. Get a suppository or cream. Lube dat angus.
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Are you only here for the itchy anus threads?
This is why he miscs.


Got damn, that miscer has a specialized skill set and you just roast him in your hour of need.
post 1674785693 01-14-2023, 01:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
This. Get a suppository or cream. Lube dat angus.




This is why he miscs.


Got damn, that miscer has a specialized skill set and you just roast him in your hour of need.
lmao it's cool i repped the boyo before the roast
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post 1674787573 01-14-2023, 02:38 AM
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Dude as someone who's a connoisseur of ass issues, A&D is the answer. Once you're done your horrible business, clean and dry the area well. Liberally apply A&D and you'll be good as new in a day.

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post 1674787933 01-14-2023, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
fix your diet dude, the only times I ever have an itchy anus I'd drinking booze like crazy and eating chitty food
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At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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post 1674788573 01-14-2023, 03:13 AM
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does OP have worms
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post 1674788883 01-14-2023, 03:23 AM
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Nah breh, I wash mine at minimum once a day.
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post 1674789383 01-14-2023, 03:39 AM
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Tell your bf to wash his penis before he puts it inside your ass hole
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post 1674791583 01-14-2023, 04:54 AM
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Switch to Cushelle bog roll-I think you call it Charmin over there. My irritation went away when I switched to it from Andrex etc in 2011-before that it was constantly sore, itching & even blood on the paper. Also don't ever wipe your ass really hard-especially for prolonged periods. Also avoid using any flushable wipes.
post 1674792173 01-14-2023, 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
Should join us in the 21st century and wash your ass isnt of being a disgusting primitive using toilet paper.
I do both.
post 1674792443 01-14-2023, 05:17 AM
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wow this thread still going huh
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post 1674792483 01-14-2023, 05:18 AM
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If I eat peanuts my body doesn’t digest them fully or hardly at all really
post 1674792523 01-14-2023, 05:20 AM
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Have you tried limiting how many rough anal poundings you take from your bf any given week? Maybe try offering him extra bj's to keep him satisfied while your anoose gets a much needed break for a couple days?
post 1674792793 01-14-2023, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
Switch to Cushelle bog roll-I think you call it Charmin over there. My irritation went away when I switched to it from Andrex etc in 2011-before that it was constantly sore, itching & even blood on the paper. Also don't ever wipe your ass really hard-especially for prolonged periods. Also avoid using any flushable wipes.
I probably need to go with better TP. I too sometimes get really itchy angus when my ass gets raw from too much wiping. That irritation can cause itchy bunghole and can be a vicious cycle.
post 1674792923 01-14-2023, 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I probably need to go with better TP. I too sometimes get really itchy angus when my ass gets raw from too much wiping. That irritation can cause itchy bunghole and can be a vicious cycle.
Yep-Cushelle is the only one I have used that my dirtpipe likes.
post 1674793133 01-14-2023, 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SimplyFlacid⏩
You literally have worms coming out of your ass

Srs

You don’t get an itchy anus like this over any type of wiping technique

When you wake up spread your anus open and put a piece of scotch tape over it and you’ll see worms

You sick pig
Don't forget to post pics op
post 1674793783 01-14-2023, 05:51 AM
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I dealt with this for years and still battle it occasionally if I'm not diligent.

The irritation from scratching had me nearly suicidal at it's worst.

You need to break the itch/scratch cycle and get away from TP . shower isn't good enough.

I bought a bidet and it changed my life. I'm now 95% cured and only deal with it periodically if I go on vacation and am forced to wipe or if stress gets bad.

The majority of the eastern world uses bidet, wiping is idiotic.

If you had chit on your hands, would you wipe it off or wash it off? Think about it.

Edit: this condition is pruritus ani. If you need immediate relief to sleep and coritisone is failing, look into a Chinese herbal cream called yiganerjing cream. It helped me tremendously
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post 1674793833 01-14-2023, 05:52 AM
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ph balance
post 1674794093 01-14-2023, 05:57 AM
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F**k YES!
post 1674794273 01-14-2023, 06:02 AM
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It could be from sitting down to poop.
post 1674796013 01-14-2023, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By byzantine75⏩
wow this thread still going huh
yes, and my anus is still itching

miscers love talking about men's anuses, who woulda thought
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post 1674796133 01-14-2023, 06:38 AM
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post 1674796193 01-14-2023, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted By dyelrbc⏩
Try an anti-fungal like athletes foot cream. srs.
This

Also you use nair ?
post 1674796603 01-14-2023, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted By steeler505⏩
Been itching over the last 4 months, been getting really bad lately.

Tried cortisone cream. Didn't help one little bit.
Tried pretty much never using TP, just washing in shower every time. Feel like it's made it even worse.

New method as of today is go completely back to old school, regular tp usage, no excessive cleaning (we went thousands of years as a species without all this stuff)

Reps for life for any magic solutions.

inb4 try different lube
itchy bung holes can be caused by lots of citric acid (like from tomatoes). Or worms. Vagisil will kill the itch and might give you a boner too. it is for pussies though, so that might be slightly awkward to buy in person. you can get it on amazon
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Originally Posted By pojo18⏩
I dealt with this for years and still battle it occasionally if I'm not diligent.

The irritation from scratching had me nearly suicidal at it's worst.

You need to break the itch/scratch cycle and get away from TP . shower isn't good enough.

I bought a bidet and it changed my life. I'm now 95% cured and only deal with it periodically if I go on vacation and am forced to wipe or if stress gets bad.

The majority of the eastern world uses bidet, wiping is idiotic.

If you had chit on your hands, would you wipe it off or wash it off? Think about it.

Edit: this condition is pruritus ani. If you need immediate relief to sleep and coritisone is failing, look into a Chinese herbal cream called yiganerjing cream. It helped me tremendously
Rec'd.

Srs, I dont understand people who make jokes and retarded comments under a srs thread.
post 1674845473 01-14-2023, 08:07 PM
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You need to do a candida cleanse
post 1674846023 01-14-2023, 08:17 PM
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I had itch and rash periodicaly until finding the cure. Wash in the sink or shower after $hitting and wiping with tp. Then the cure all...

Use underarm antiperspirant on your angus. No more itching.

Do not use wet wipes.
post 1674846613 01-14-2023, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By 4Bertuzzi4⏩
I had itch and rash periodicaly until finding the cure. Wash in the sink or shower after $hitting and wiping with tp. Then the cure all...

Use underarm antiperspirant on your angus. No more itching.

Do not use wet wipes.
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