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ยป You boys are ejaculating way too many loads.
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post 1675138833 01-17-2023, 10:31 AM
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shut up fgt and bless us with some new memes
post 1675139643 01-17-2023, 10:41 AM
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But it feels so good to bust a hot, thick, gooey, sticky, slimy, peter north-esque 9-roper monstrosity inside and all over your girl's orifices on adailybasis. Helps keep your life in perspective, reduce frustration, and increase wellbeing. Your built up giga-load inhabiting your sack desperate to break free like an alcatraz-cel prisoner will inadvertently color your decisions. That's why male dogs are neutered and they get angry and bite when they're not and they can't spread their seed.

TLDR: busting a fat nut regularly makes you a better person.
Originally Posted By TitusVI
Its so weird sometimes I am so horny its almost like its not worth going without blasting it out. Like I could take a cold shower but sometimes the demons win way to often.
Trust me on this one: if you're a horndog kunt and you can stick it in pretty much whenever you're horny and your girl tolerates and understands it, almost finds it comical, it's a fantastic stress reliever. There's a certainty to it that's also an extremely nice part of your lifestyle. When you're having sex regularly, it's 10% of your life. When you're unable to have sex regularly, it inflates to 90% of your life. Why do you think so-calledincelsare so hate-filled and frustrated?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1675174453 01-17-2023, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
But it feels so good to bust a hot, thick, gooey, sticky, slimy, peter north-esque 9-roper monstrosity inside and all over your girl's orifices on adailybasis. Helps keep your life in perspective, reduce frustration, and increase wellbeing. Your built up giga-load inhabiting your sack desperate to break free like an alcatraz-cel prisoner will inadvertently color your decisions. That's why male dogs are neutered and they get angry and bite when they're not and they can't spread their seed.

TLDR: busting a fat nut regularly makes you a better person.



Trust me on this one: if you're a horndog kunt and you can stick it in pretty much whenever you're horny and your girl tolerates and understands it, almost finds it comical, it's a fantastic stress reliever. There's a certainty to it that's also an extremely nice part of your lifestyle. When you're having sex regularly, it's 10% of your life. When you're unable to have sex regularly, it inflates to 90% of your life. Why do you think so-calledincelsare so hate-filled and frustrated?
Keep rationalizing your addiction, sir. If you're finding yourself needing to ejaculate in order to function properly, then you're an addict, my good man. Hopelessly addicted to cumming. You've developed an unhealthy dependency. And you believe it to be normal because over the past several decades, the normalization of frequent sex & masturbation has been pushed very hard by the leftist establishment. You've been indoctrinated. And you boys fail to understand how badly your quality of life is being stifled at the hands of your rulers through their indirect encouragement of frequent sexual release. Far too addicted to understand how horribly you've been manipulated. Its brainwashing at its finest.

And for the record, I haven't blown a single load in nearly four months and I'm doing quite fine. Nothing but positives on my end. This isn't the first time I've had a lengthy streak, but this is my longest one by about a month. You should try it, partner. I'd support you 100% in your efforts.
R.I.P. Bert
post 1675191513 01-17-2023, 07:14 PM
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I ejaculated when I found out you had returned
post 1675193193 01-17-2023, 07:30 PM
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LOL'd hard at 'Quaxxinated'
post 1675194783 01-17-2023, 07:45 PM
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This thread has inspired me to get on nofap again.
post 1675196263 01-17-2023, 08:00 PM
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The streets are calling, DVD. We demand new memes. Save us from the ****ty incel and political threads.

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post 1675237883 01-18-2023, 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck
Keep rationalizing your addiction, sir. If you're finding yourself needing to ejaculate in order to function properly, then you're an addict, my good man. Hopelessly addicted to cumming. You've developed an unhealthy dependency. And you believe it to be normal because over the past several decades, the normalization of frequent sex & masturbation has been pushed very hard by the leftist establishment. You've been indoctrinated. And you boys fail to understand how badly your quality of life is being stifled at the hands of your rulers through their indirect encouragement of frequent sexual release. Far too addicted to understand how horribly you've been manipulated. Its brainwashing at its finest.

And for the record, I haven't blown a single load in nearly four months and I'm doing quite fine. Nothing but positives on my end. This isn't the first time I've had a lengthy streak, but this is my longest one by about a month. You should try it, partner. I'd support you 100% in your efforts.
Hadn't fully considered I was dealing with guys who arenothaving sex ITT. No hate or judgment, just my bad. Perception is reality and this is my reality where I get to have sex pretty much daily and haven't actually fapped in years (srs). So I guess we're the same. And just for the record, we're in the same belief camp with the addiction to masturbation concept. That's definitely a real phenomenon. However, I wouldn't say looking forward to daily sex with your girl is the same thing. One is a frisky 15 minute romp with another human being, the other is a 2 hour edge-fest followed by closing 82 tabs and ensuing guilt, shame, and disgust. lol.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1675257373 01-18-2023, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Hadn't fully considered I was dealing with guys who arenothaving sex ITT. No hate or judgment, just my bad. Perception is reality and this is my reality where I get to have sex pretty much daily and haven't actually fapped in years (srs). So I guess we're the same. And just for the record, we're in the same belief camp with the addiction to masturbation concept. That's definitely a real phenomenon. However, I wouldn't say looking forward to daily sex with your girl is the same thing. One is a frisky 15 minute romp with another human being, the other is a 2 hour edge-fest followed by closing 82 tabs and ensuing guilt, shame, and disgust. lol.
Its not about guilt or shame, partner. Its about the how the human brain adapts to frequent pleasure. You see it with drug use as well. Your ability to experience pleasure in all forms becomes dulled due to the constant hyper-stimulation brought on by sexual release. Whether you're dicking down a dozen supermodels per week, or jacking off in a JCPenney's restroom, you're stunting your body's ability to fully experience the joys of life.
R.I.P. Bert
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