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post 1678084363 02-28-2023, 12:44 PM
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Bruno Mars is the biggest beta in all of music

I was listening to Smoking Out the Window and I couldnt believe my ears. here are some excerpts:

Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese

so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house

This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone

so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping

Singin', "How could she do this to me?"

literally whining out loud to all can hear

Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh

got cheated on with many many dudes

Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die

literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him

Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her

is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
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post 1678084523 02-28-2023, 12:46 PM
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Bruno Mars is an American singer-songwriter and record producer who has a net worth of $175 million.

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post 1678084563 02-28-2023, 12:46 PM
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post 1678085053 02-28-2023, 12:56 PM
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post 1678085503 02-28-2023, 01:03 PM
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OP mad that a 5ft oompa loompa is swimming in more pussy than he'll ever see in multiple lifetimes

Are you just discovering RnB is simp music? Thats its whole purpose

bruh..
post 1678086333 02-28-2023, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By JaxBrah⏩
I was listening to Smoking Out the Window and I couldnt believe my ears. here are some excerpts:

Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese

so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house

This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone

so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping

Singin', "How could she do this to me?"

literally whining out loud to all can hear

Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh

got cheated on with many many dudes

Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die

literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him

Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her

is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
I came in ready to complain but you are correct, that's a pathetic song.

However, it's a black type "humble brag" designed to make women want him so they can replace the golddigger.

He's stacking cheese and spending Gs so none of this spending is really bothering him, it's the girl. So, new girls will want him.
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post 1678086443 02-28-2023, 01:14 PM
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post 1678086763 02-28-2023, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
is this real?


hly fuarrkkk LMAO
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post 1678086973 02-28-2023, 01:22 PM
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post 1678087113 02-28-2023, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
No doubt it but honestly he makes me ashamed to be a manlet with his White knight songs, srs


Nah that's his official height that he claims lmao rumor has it he's like 5'2 IRL

I'm 5'5 barefoot and 5'6 with shoes on.
What makes it even worse is that he has a really long neck. He's shoulder level with literal dwarves. Props to him for working hard at his craft instead of rotting
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post 1678087203 02-28-2023, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
The internet says he is 5'5. Imagine BigBallsMcGee still being 2" or 3" shorter?


fuсking brutal
5'5 is his hollywood height

there's no way he's above 5'3
post 1678087473 02-28-2023, 01:28 PM
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post 1678087613 02-28-2023, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Yes and taylor swift is only 5'9 if people think btuno mars is 5'5 just lol




This is closer to his actual height dead srs
5'9" with heels is pretty tall for a chick so I give him that. But he looks like an ultra manlet in those photos. brutal
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post 1678087733 02-28-2023, 01:31 PM
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post 1678089293 02-28-2023, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
is this real?


hly fuarrkkk LMAO
it's real, he's one little ass mf'er. Eva Langoria is 5'1 and he's not more than 2 inch taller lol


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post 1678089393 02-28-2023, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By koreannoodles77⏩
5'5 is his hollywood height

there's no way he's above 5'3
This. Bruno is tiny.
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post 1678089713 02-28-2023, 01:56 PM
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That lazy song made me want to drive my car into a shopping mall whenever it came on.
post 1678089783 02-28-2023, 01:57 PM
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Simp lyrics aside, you can't tell me that 24k Magic and Finesse weren't some bops.
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Bruh he blew up with songs like ‘I would catch a grenade for you’

I remember threads on the misc back in the day already calling him an ultra simp/bich. But recently at least his style/music video has him looking like a straight up pimp
post 1678162323 03-01-2023, 05:26 PM
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He a manlet so he's automatically BETA nuff said
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Bruno Mars is an American singer-songwriter and record producer who has a net worth of $175 million.

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you forgot it's also a dying forum!
post 1678163223 03-01-2023, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By JaxBrah⏩
I was listening to Smoking Out the Window and I couldnt believe my ears. here are some excerpts:

Must've spent 35, 45 thousand up in Tiffany's (oh, no)
Got her badass kids runnin' 'round my whole crib
Like it's Chuck E. Cheese

so not only is he a young rich dude with a chick with kids, hes buying her tons of useful **** as her kids destroy his house

This bitch got me payin' her rent, payin' for trips Diamonds on her neck, diamonds on her wrist And here I am, all alone

so shes off on wild trips in foreign countries with his money while hes st home fapping

Singin', "How could she do this to me?"

literally whining out loud to all can hear

Oh, I thought that girl belonged to only me (mhmm)
But I was wrong, 'cause she belong
To everybody, everybody, ooh

got cheated on with many many dudes

Not to be dramatic, but I wanna die

literally wants to die over this sloot who has clearly done literally nothing for him

Then wrote a song trying to put this chick on blast to millions of people because he needs peoples sympathy to help get over her

is this how all of his music is? Come to think of it, it seems like most r&b is beta as fuk
Pretty much every song in every country in every genre of music with the exception of metal is about peolle cheating.
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
Automatically beta my ass not all manlets are created equally boyo say that to manny pacquiaos face

Trust me i'm like 5'6 175lbs and you'd have PTSD after i absolutely ragdolled u
streetfight =/= alpha. Perhaps to the brothas but not to the average IQ, educated person. I absolutely can say that straight to Manny face lol think his fist is faster than a bullet?
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Random **** on bodybuilding board calls Bruno Mars beta because of his height. Priceless.
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One of his songs was playing in the grocery store the other day and it was pathetic, like those lyrics. Don’t know what song it was though.

Rustled me, srs
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
brutal. taylor is like 5'11 but this is still embarrassing for bruno.
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